all luck no skill

BOOM my entire room exploded and then i DIED but first let me introduce myself:

my name is kirigaya tatsuya im your average highscholer in america and i am the presiednet of the anime club at my school.

i have 15 grilfiends and they are all super into me one is a tsundere one kuudere 1 deredere etc. u get the idea i even have yandere gf but she sometimes kinda scary so i run (bad idea btw)

anyway i was coming back from school and i open my computer see there is a new chapter of my favoriete webnovel GEP

why is my favrite?

well the main character daren is kinda lame he dont wanna respect Erica Park (the best girl) but Erica makes the story 1000000000% better anyway, i am reading and then all of a sudden i heard the doorbell dingdingding!

tatsuya: hello

delivery man: your packkage is arrived sir.

tatsuya: ok

delivery man: please sign here *shows paper*

tatsuya: *signs paper*

delivery man: have a good night

I closed the door and then instantly opened my 69"x21" package that the delivery man gave me.

FINALLY!

it was my favorite Erica Park dakimakura limited edition that took me 420 morbillion days to arrive.

tonight was goign to be a good night but suddenly...BEEPBEEPBEEBEPPBEEP

tatsuya: oh ym god! my Erica Park dakimakura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there was a BOMB that someone hidden inside the dakimakura!!! i was ok if they wanted me dead but now they want to hurt Erica Park? my wife no way i will not allow that!

i look in my window and i see the delivery man laughing at me. it is DAREN CHONG MY WORST ENEMY.

think fast tatsuya! i jump on top of the dakimakura and cover it with my body...

BOOM and i am dead the last thing i see is Erica Park's beautiful face

but suddenly i open my eyes and i am in a classrom???

WHAT