*Squish* The Tentacle Monster Underneath the School!
Kaede and Sakura are touring the various classrooms in search of clubs. They first try out ping-pong, tennis, and soccer, but Kaede is much too unathletic for any sport. So then they try less athletic clubs.
Kaede and Sakura looked at Magic (headed by a girl in a zebra costume), magic (headed by a girl that loved to eat candy), and the amusement club (headed by a bunch of happy-go-lilies, probably).
They kept wandering around the school until they come across a cold, abandoned, creepy basement. Kaede didn't want to go, but Sakura dragged her friend right on in. For this was the last room they were going to explore for the day, and well, monsters weren't real, right?
The basement was a misty blue shade. As the girls wandered in, the fog grew worse and worse.
"I can't see anything in this stupid basement!"
"It's a sign! Let's join the Going Home club and Go Home!"
Suddenly, tentacles sprung up and wound themselves around the girls' arms and legs. An ear-piercing shriek shook the basement.
"Can-can you keep it down please? Tentacle monsters can hear too you know."
Kaede immediately broke a leg free and launched a high kick towards the monster while Sakura began transforming into a magical girl.
"No! I don't mean to hurt anyone! Uh, um, Dark Occult Magic - Lower Inhibition!"
<Aw geez, how do I explain Dark Occult Magic. Um, every creature has an elemental alignment and when some of these magicks get very powerful they get a modifier added to it, like Occult. I'm not evil, I swear!>
Sakura stroked the tentacles tenderly. "Hey there, noodles. I've been feeling awfully lonely as of lately. Want to do... it?"
"Aw, don't let Sakura-chan have all the fun! I want your tentacles all inside me!"
Noodles panicked. "No, no, no! I don't want to turn it into that kind of story! What will my family think?"
<Young monster, you know how generations and generations of tentacle monster IN THE PAST have been oppressed all because a few couldn't keep their tentacles to themselves. Now as a young monster IN THE PRESENT, I fully expect you to live to a higher standard. In a school basement. We have no other place to put you. Muahahaha! Er, I mean, ohohohoho!>
Noodles immediately cancelled the Lower Inhibition spell and left the girls dazed and confused. Then he pulled down the skirts so they fully covered the girls' inner thighs. Finally he changed his name from Noodles to Tickles because that's just what he'd rather be known as.
When the girls woke up, some of the effects were still lingering.
"Hey Sakura-chan, wanna touch each other?"
"Sure thing Kaede-kun. We can lick ourselves while Noodles watches...Noodles?!"
"It's now Tickles, thanks. Um, so as you can see, I didn't touch you."
"We were going to touch each other while you watched!" Sakura said.
"I was going to snap you out of it..."
"Like hell you were! I'm going to the school authorities and tell them, that, um."
"That there's a giant magical tentacle monster in the basement? I can hide, you know."
The room was silent. Then Tickles pinky promised (in his tentacled way) that he meant no harm and set the girls at ease. He made them promise not to tell anyone about his home and to visit every once in a while to play Flying Schoolgirls, a game where he'd wrap the girls in tentacles and wave them across the room.
"It's a lot of fun!" Tickles said.
Sakura and Kaede were flying around in a game of Flying Schoolgirls.
"It's a lot of fun!" they said.
Kaede was doing cartwheels while Sakura was swimming in the air. They did flips and handstands too.
Tickles asked "Hey, does anyone want to enter the magic competition next week? I heard you can conceal a tentacle monster like me with some clever tricks, and it'll be great advertising for the Tickly Noodles Club!"
Kaede reaches inside her skirt and pulls out a gold coin.
"We're going to beat the pants off the magic club."
"Kaede, that's lewd. Don't pull gold coins out of your panties."
"But that's not where I pulled it from! I pulled it out of my-"
"Who wants Oreos? They're double stuffed!" asked Tickles.
Sakura and Kaede each had a cookie. Truly, a club where students can do gymnastics and eat cookies was a fantastic club indeed.
"Where'd you get the cookies?"
"I know a guy."
So Tickles had someone do his grocery shopping for him? How did he pay? What did he buy? Where did he get the money?
"So about the magic show! Let's come up with some ideas."
Kaede raised her hand. "How about I be a snake charmer but instead of a snake, it's a tentacle?"
Sakura had another. "What about setting the stage backdrop to be the same color as Tickles, so we can perform Flying Schoolgirls?"
Kyousuke raised his hand. "How about a super intense martial arts scene where I beat the pants off a tentacle monster?"
"That doesn't seem very magic-oriented."
"Hey ladies. I'm-"
"The delivery boy. Get out!" Tickles shouted.
"No way dude., that's all in the PAST. This is my chance to get my harem."
Sakura and Kaede shouted "We are not your harem!"
"When I'm done fighting this tentacle monster, you will be!"
Kyousuke threw a series of rapid punches to counter Tickles' tentacles, then leaped into the air before performing a flying kick. Tickles wrapped a tentacle over his leg before completely binding him in an erotic pose.
Sakura and Kaede laughed while Kyousuke turned beet red.
"Hey Kyousuke, you sure you don't want to be part of a harem?"
"You can deliver that package to the Yaoi club!"
And so Kyousuke walked sadly away, consigning himself to the horrible PRESENT reality of being an Oreo delivery boy for a tentacle monster.
It was the day of the magic show. The magic club kept messing up all their tricks. The Tickly Noodles club, performed all two of their tricks to great applause. Overall, it was a mediocre show and the only reason people didn't demand refunds was because it was free, just like the Oreos.
Why were the Oreos free? Where did Tickle's money come from?
"Hope you had fun!"
"Remember to be nice to tentacle monsters!"
And the Tickly Noodles club went back to the basement to play Flying Schoolgirls.