Thanks For Saving My Life, But I Won't Be Able To Stop Fapping Until You Kiss Me Again!

After getting rejected by my best friend of five years on Christmas Eve, I tried to walk into oncoming traffic to end it all. Unfortunately, someone just had to be there in that moment to save my life... and it turned out to be none other than a hot woman dressed in a dirty elf costume.

After I thanked her, she did things to me that I would never forget. I had no idea why.

My taste in porn would never be the same.

Two weeks later, that same woman who saved my life would enter again—completely unannounced—and turn out to be a high schooler one year older than myself with a whole host of boyfriend and daddy issues.

im sorry it started off as a shitpost and ended up as dark melodrama idk

im sorry it started off as a shitpost and ended up as dark melodrama idk

Author
GenreComedyEcchiHaremRomanceSchool
UpdatedJan 14, 2022
Chapters6
Writing StatusOngoing
Word Count6,267
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