Mr.Knight, Why Can't You Stand Straight?

An Arthurian-based, half-crazed story like no other, where a prince boy joust's a bard boy. They go on a pick-up-sword quest, fall in love, and well [BL] stuff happens; the lemon soda shaken and unleashed to go pop and pish kind of happenings.

In this pick-up-sword quest story:

Arthur Pentaghast is a renowned, handsome knight and the youngest prince of Chancealot Kingdom in the Western Isles. He found himself in an awkward pickle of a mess. All because of his stupid horse Chifton, when the beast had him disqualified from his jousting match.

So, his parent sent him on a save-face-quest to pick up an enchanted blade from a sea dragon. He agreed to have San Smith, a traveling bard, accompany him. Owing the man a favor after he had hurt him during the jousting match kerfuffle.

Picking up the sword seemed a simple enough job, until Arthur began to see that there was more to his quest.

For the [MAL x Honeyfeed Writing Contest 2022] in the RomCom cat.
Themes: Wholesome, Troublemakers, Our best adventures | Knights, Bards, Quests, Horses, Arthurian Based, Not Lorem Ipsum (but close enough), Roman Stupide,Love is love, Lipsum is a Generator, BL4LIFE, Boys Love, Smol Brain Production

Note: no animals were truly harmed in story 🤞Although, Arthur had to suffer lectures from an environmentalist sea dragon🐉

--- Author Log ---
Finished at Vol.1
Sch: 1 x daily min, plus some.

For the [MAL x Honeyfeed Writing Contest 2022] in the RomCom cat.
Themes: Wholesome, Troublemakers, Our best adventures | Knights, Bards, Quests, Horses, Arthurian Based, Not Lorem Ipsum (but close enough), Roman Stupide,Love is love, Lipsum is a Generator, BL4LIFE,...

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Chapter 1: I Got Kicked Out of White Palace Because My Horse Wanted an Apple During My Jousting Match [Pt.1]
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Chapter 2: I Got Kicked Out of White Palace Because My Horse Wanted an Apple During My Jousting Match [Pt. 2]
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Chapter 3: I Got Kicked Out of White Palace Because My Horse Wanted an Apple During My Jousting Match [Pt. 3]
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Chapter 4: I Got Kicked Out of White Palace Because My Horse Wanted an Apple During My Jousting Match [Pt. 4]
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Chapter 5: My Horse Likes to Gamble, I know I've Found the Source to My Problem
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Chapter 6: A Man Named Meaty Mike and His Friendly Wager Saw Me With a Nag
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Chapter 7: I Got a Sword in My Face When Demanding A Refund. Although, The Sellers Were Bandits
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Chapter 8: I Request a Parley From Thugs and Maybe Koala Hunters
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Chapter 9: When Mordred Strikes - Strike 1
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Chapter 10: I Struck Lucky When Riding a Tornado [Pt.1]
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Chapter 11: I Struck Lucky When Riding a Tornado [Pt.2]
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Chapter 12: Let's Get A Campfire Moment Going
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Chapter 13: When Mordred Strikes - Strike 2
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Chapter 14: Lancelot of Chancealot. The Man Who Dances-A-Lot
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Chapter 15: When Mordred Strikes - Strike 3
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Chapter 16: Steely Dan and Chifton Are Stolen Goods
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Chapter 17: Any Dude Will Tell You, Robbing Steely Dan is Just Plain Wrong... And I Guess Chifton Too (Coughs Arthur)
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Chapter 18: Bard Mages [Pt.1]
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Chapter 19: Bard Mages [Pt.2]
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Chapter 20: Bard Mages [Pt.3]
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Chapter 21: The Two Kings of Entredoor
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Chapter 22: Goodiva 19 Piece Gold Box in a Gingerbread House [Pt.1]
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Chapter 23: Goodiva 19 Piece Gold Box in a Gingerbread House [Pt.2]
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Chapter 24: Goodiva 19 Piece Gold Box in a Gingerbread House [Pt.3]
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Chapter 25: Goodiva 19 Piece Gold Box in a Gingerbread House [Pt.4]
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Chapter 26: Face Off [Pt. 1]
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Chapter 27: Face Off [Pt. 2]
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Chapter 28: Story of Two Kings of Kingdoms [Pt.1]
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Chapter 29: Story of Two Kings of Kingdoms [Pt.2]
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Chapter 30: Face Off Ambush [Pt.1]
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Chapter 31: Face Off Ambush [Pt.2]
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Chapter 32: A Moment at a Lake
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Chapter 33: Let Me Introduce
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Chapter 34: Right, off to Get the Holy Grail. Not the Holey Cup or a Noodle Cup
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Chapter 35: Mount Airs Hot Springs Inn [Pt.1]
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Chapter 36: Mount Airs Hot Springs Inn [Pt.2]
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Chapter 37: Oreguru Craftsmen of Mount Airs [Pt.0.5]
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Chapter 38: Oreguru Craftsmen of Mount Airs [Pt.1]
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Chapter 39: Oreguru Craftsmen of Mount Airs [Pt.2]
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Chapter 40: Lumina Ancestral Library Tower
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Chapter 41: My Seven Day Training to Survive Hell and Many Cups of Tea [Pt.1]
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Chapter 42: My Seven Day Training to Survive Hell and Many Cups of Tea [Pt.2]
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Chapter 43: My Seven Day Training to Survive Hell and Many Cups of Tea [Pt.3]
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Chapter 44: To Enter the Tower of Serious Deaths and Kiss San Goodbye
Author
GenreAdventureComedyFantasyRomanceBoys Love
UpdatedAug 29, 2022
Chapters44
Writing StatusFinished
Word Count46,802
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