I Can Regenerate!!!!!

Hanzo and his Mom arrive home. 

Hanzo walks to his room. 

Hanzo: "What is up with me man, this was a crazy night."

Hanzo calls his friend Benjiro. 

Hanzo: "Yooo bro, you won't guess what happened, I almost died, but the Doctor said I had some shit called regenerative cells, I can regenerate bro!!!"

Benjiro: "Are you serious?"

Hanzo: "Yeah, and the Doctor said I could even regenerate if I sliced my arm off, isn't that fucking insane."

Benjiro: "Do it."

Hanzo: Uhhhh, no bro we aren't sur-"

Benjiro: "Do it."

Benjiro: "Do it." x9

Hanzo hangs up

Hanzo: "Why the hell is he acting all fucking creepy and shit, it was like something else was calling out to me, not Benjiro."

Hanzo sits and thinks. 

Hanzo: "Should I really do it, nahhhh, but..... Maybe it'll work."

Hanzo sneaks down to the kitchen and grabs a butcher knife

Hanzo: " Whooo ok, here we go......."

Hanzo slices his arm off, closing his eyes on impact

Hanzo opens his eyes to find his arm regenerating right in front off him, his flesh and bones were piecing back together. 

Hanzo was in shock. 

Hanzos Mom walks in. 

Hanzo: "Can you fucking knoc-"

Hanzos Mom: "What did I tell you!!!! What are you doing!!?? "

Hanzo: "Wait no, look it's ok. "

Hanzos Mom: "No it's not ok, you disobeyed me, now go to bed, NOW!!!"

Hanzos Mom slams the door

Out of pure anger, Hanzo punches the wall.

He obliterates it, the wall, then and there, was completely gone.