Juicy human xp

Dang that human was  too easy he died in like 30 seconds he didn’t even get the chance to utilize that ability of his,  wait what is that scroll there? It looks just like the scrolls you get from defeating shaman goblins? Let me check I need to stop mocking his death anyway, But aren’t those supposed to be in the language of go- ohhh I get it I am one  *chuckle* being a goblinoid sure is interesting, well let’s see what this scroll is all about, okay I see epic rarity here and something about spell scroll? So does this mean I can use this scroll to obtain a spell? And if it’s epic rarity it must be good! Let’s see: absorb, a spell that allows the owner absorb powers from their defeated foes by eating their flesh, only obtainable by monsters, Wait is this what the demon lord used on the king which almost allowed him to beat the hero? THATS INSANE!!! Wait it might work on this human! Maybe he had some holy skills, doesn’t seem like it but it’s worth a shot, better then all this slime goo I’ve been eating i guess. Jade munched into the man’s face just to come to the realization that human isn’t all that good Argh I can’t get this taste out of my mouth is this really what goblins go through? They must be desperate as HELL, I would pitty them but they destroy towns and *abuse* our women, well can i still call them out women? I guess I just killed a man as a monster without really caring so I can’t be too sure of that? Uh anyway let me absorb this fellows abilities! He has gotten to the 7th floor so it must be decent, 

You have obtained: the skills: puppeteer charisma boost, okay I suddenly don’t feel as bad after seeing those two skills, let me just look at the rest of the skills: sword dash, allows the user to close the distance between a creature/being in an instance, warning costs grave amounts of stamina, attacking frenzy, allows the user to discard 80% defense but gain a 150% attack bonus. Okay not bad not bad, let’s see what titles this guy had: womanizer, bedroom maniac, sword trainee. Okay I definitely won’t be taking the first two, but the third seems good if I ever grow in size, it might be nice to have and it really doesn’t have many disadvantages, okay let me take that and now check how many levels I’ve gained! 6? SIX? HUH? But he was so weak?? That’s insa- ane 

You have leveled up enough, you will now progress to your next form!