The bald catgirl stuck in space

Space...

Space is vast, often empty. Sure there are planets, black holes, asteroids, stars, and the occasional man-made debris, structures, rockets, and naturally, adrift astronauts, either dead or alive. Here in this lonely corner of space, floating aimlessly, was a girl in a space suit. But this was no ordinary girl, this... was a catgirl... A BALD catgirl.

Nyoan Nyakuoji was her name, and currently, she was stuck here floating in space. It wasn't supposed to be like this though. All Nyoan had done was join in on an evil plan to drag a bunch of streamers to another world in order to kill them there, but the heroes had prevailed, and as a result of the grand final battle, Nyoan found herself trapped in space, kept alive only by her spacesuit.

"Nya, why did it end up like this, nya? I only aided uncle Jester in order to get him away from Kuon-sama, but now... I'm stuck in space, nya. I want to go home, but I can't, nya. This suit is so heavy I can't even lift my arms or tail, so I can't try taking off my helmet to isekai myself back, nya. Kuon-sama... I miss you, nya," the poor girl thought to herself.

Unable to keep track of the passage of time, Nyoan floated through space. Her stomach grumbled, and while she did have some energy bars in the pockets of her skirt, as well as her cleavage, she could not retrieve them, nor even eat them safely if she could retrieve them.

It looked like it was just a matter of time until this poor bald catgirl died alone in space, but suddenly...

"BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Speeding towards Nyoan was what appeared to be a Takoyaki van.

"Hey look! A dead astronaut! I'll send their corpse flying!" the clown of a man at the helm of the truck madly cackled, trying his best not to let the octopus-man, who originally owned this van, wrestle control of it away from him.

This was the infamous... Jester. And in case you don't know who he is, we'll play his theme song for you now. It should finish just before he hits Nyoan. So without further ado, Jester's theme song!

"YO YOI! I am the greatest criminal from the depths of Edo. The great daimyo of organized crime. Everyone fears my name! For every atrocity, I have attained! Murder! Kidnapping! Drug Smuggling! None can match my Might! Theft! Assault! War Crimes! All now fear my wrath! With my evil ninjitsu I will conquer all that’s good. They say Jesters are the fools, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW DUMBASS! Lalalalalala! Jester-sama is the evil, dastardly, wicked, inhumane, dark ninjutsu daimyo! Oh oh oh oh! Yooooooo!”

Nyoan screamed as the van neared her, but as it hit her, she ended up crashing through the windshield, shattering her suit, which absorbed all the impact, sending her, Jester, and the octopus man named, Kato Kita, into the back of the van as the vacuum of space began to suck.

"No way! I'm not getting sucked into space! Portal time!" Jester fumed as he summoned a portal, saving everyone from imminent doom.

But things weren't over yet, as while the portal did transport everyone back to the earth of their world, it was in the atmosphere of said world, meaning they were all going to crash down into it like a meteor, which they did.

With a mighty explosion, the trio and the van crashed down in Budapest, Hungary on September 22nd, 2024. Aside from these three, nobody was hurt from the impact.

Nyoan leaped out quickly, managing to escape the 20-ft deep crater the impact had caused, and upon landing gracefully on the street, she realized what this all meant.

"Nyaha! I'm back on Earth, nya!"

This was the story of how Nyoan got back to earth, just in time to infiltrate the Chess Olympics currently taking place right here in Budapest. As for Jester and Kato...

"Buwaha... ha... Lousy ride, I want a refund," Jester grumbled as he began to crawl out.

"'Refund'!? I want retributions for what you did to my van!" Kato fumed.

Luckily, Kato would end up getting a vendor deal to provide Takoyaki to all competing and spectating the tournament. Jester on the other hand, ended up being sent off flying once more, after his JESPER exploded in his face.

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