Love vs deer werewolf and cooking

Me: opsi.... He's strong... How I'm going to win this... I have to think a way to defeat this thing, and fast... Huh... Huff huff... I'm almost at my limits... I don't have much magic energy... I don't want to waste all of my energy... I have to rely of my physical strength... Huff huff... 

Deer werewolf is using his ultimate.

Me: what... Now he got an ultimate... That's completely cheating... Ahh... I slipped.. am I going to die.... Wha....

Deer werewolf used his ultimate called howling wolf.

Deer werewolf: aaowwwwwwww......

Me: my ears.... It hurts ah... It hurts so much... My ears... Huff huff...

*Boom*

Me: I can't hear anything.... My earbuds... I thank... Ah... Ah... Blood... There's blood... Huh... *Raging*... *Angry*... Argh.... 

Deer werewolf: shaa.... (It's over)... Sha... (You're half dead)....

Me: *angry smile*.... Heehee.... It's blood... Hah.... This is more then before... Let's have have some more fun... Heehee.... 

Deer werewolf felt fear. 

Me: sha.. ya.. it's more fun... *Getting up*... I.. still... CAN FIGHT.... Love punch.... Love kick.... Now from above.... 360 digree kick.... Again... 360 digree... 

Deer werewolf got critical hit.

Me: ha... Critical.. now take that... Time for end this... Now... Take that.... Wir wheel punch... Ahaahha... How you feel now... Wo.. my hear is spinning... *Shakes head*... Blewww.... Now I feel better.... I'm tired... But I can still fight... Can you... I don't think so.... *Wipes sweat*... Ha loser... I told you didn't I?... That you're the loser and I'm the winner... Now just die... It's time for my final... KICK!.... 

Deer werewolf eliminated.

Me: hump... Not even worthy opponent... It was just a loser.... Nothing more then that... I level up... Ya... Level 42... Huh.. just level 42.. c'mon... Huh... It's dark already... I should go back home... Huh...

Love felt fear. 

Countless number of monsters spawned.

Me: what... I can't handle this many... At my current level... I have to run... Speed boost.... Love make a run for it... If you.. value your life... Ahhhh... Hahahahaha.... *LoL*... Why I'm laughing... I shouldn't be laughing.... Hehe... *LoL* so many... Wha... Blocking my way... But I'm ready for this... JUMMPP... Ha.. loser.... Jump... Wo... 

Monster attacking Love from every side and he's dodging their attacks.

Me: yes.... I can see my mansion.... I'm finally here.... Hehe... Wo... It's Noor right.... Oiii... Noor..... Oi... *Wave*... Noooorrr.... Open the door...

Noor: huh... Master is back... But why he's running.... Huh... What's that smell.. huh... Huh... Huh.... *Shock*... Whaaaa.... There are so many of themm..... *Panic*... What now what now... Now now now now.... What what.... 

Me: don't get panic.... Just open the door...

Noor: oh door... Yes... They can't get inside the mansion... Because it's guarded with strong magic barrier.... Master, run faster... I Opened the door... This way... Take my hand... 

Me: jump!.... Here I come... *Grabs her hand*.....  Hahaha...

Noor closed the door.

Me: huff huff.... 

Noor: huff huff.... 

Me: thank you.... 

Noor: it was... Huff... Nothing.... Please... Master... Don't do it again....

Me: why it was fun... I'll do it again...

Noor: wha... No you shouldn't you're just a kid....

Me: I don't care... Don't worry..m I won't die that easily.... I'm hungry do you have something to eat?...  

Noor: yes, dinner is ready... Please wait few minutes... Before I serve dinner...

Me: hmm... 

Noor: phew.. I thought master gonna die... I'm glad he's alive...

Few minutes later.

Noor: thank you for waiting... Let me serve you... Enjoy your meal...

Me: looks delicious... Yummy... I can eat it everyday because it tastes so good.... Ahh.. nom... Can I have more...

Noor: yes, I'll get it for you... Please enjoy...

Me: thank you... You know... I love you for making this delicious food... 

Noor: whaa... What... You what... Wait... How... My cooking is not even that special someone why.... Why... I don't deserve it... Wha... I don't know what I am saying... Please forgive me... 

Me: no, I don't mind... I really love a woman if she makes my stomach happy... So you did... That's why I said it... Your cooking is really good... I can eat it everyday.... 

Noor: bu.. but...

Me: no buts... Just give up...

Noor: blushing... It's just... No one ever said this to me... The master is very mean.... Not that I hate it... 

Me: her tail telling everything... It's just like my pet dog... It's so adorable and cute... Pet dog... Huh.... Oh.. wait... I forgot to ask... Did you eat anything...

Noor: what?... Why master asking me?... 

Me: huh... Neh... I have to ask I'm your master... So tell me did eat or not?... 

Noor: I have... 

Me: when?... 

Noor: this morning... 

Me: and what about the dinner?... 

Noor: huh....

Me: tell me... Did you cook anything for you or not...

Noor: *sad*... Actually... No... That was all I cooked...

Me: what?... You should have told me that before.... 

Noor: what?... But why?... 

Me: I ate everything... I didn't know... How can I eat my pets food... I have to do something.... What?... Oh... I know... I'm going to cook for you...

Noor: no, master don't have to cook for me... I'm not hungry... I don't even get to eat much back then... Gasp..m I didn't mean to say anything... Please forget everything I said... 

Me: why... I heard what you said... So don't stop me...

Noor: but... 

Me: I'll start with bread first... Huh... Oh I need to make dough first... Good we still have soup... 

Few minutes later.

Me: it's ready now eat it... 

Noor: master, don't really have to cook it for me...

Me: huhh... No, I had to... Because I didn't know you were eating less.. not only that I ate your dinner... So you have to eat it or I'll feed you..

Noor: wha... Please don't....

Me: then eat...

Noor: *crying*...

Me: it tastes that bad?... 

Noor: no, it tastes so good... It's so long when someone cooked for me and get mad for not eating... 

Me: dah... Of course... Because you were not listening to me... So from now on.. you're going to eat with me...

Noor: what?... I can't...

Me: *angry*... Huh... You're going to eat with me and that's decided... You have to cook for both of us... If you can't do then I'm going to do it for you, Got it?...

Noor: *sob*.. yes, I understand... I do as my master command me... It really tease so good... 

Me: *smile*...