Chapter 9:

Master and pet maid

My killer family casted me aside for having no skill, so I'll live the life I want.


Noor Humbling in the kitchen and making morning breakfast for her. But her master is still sleeping.

Noor: Humbling... Hmheh... Looks perfect... Today I baked cream stew.... Unfortunately we don't have anything except bread... I hope master don't mind... I could ask her majesty to let us have some groceries... Oh how about I make pizza next time... Yes.. but we don't have chees... Sigh... Pizza without chees... Hmm... I don't know.... But maybe I could make some.... Oh... I should make chees... Yes... Milk, milk... Wo should have some milk..... Milky milk... Yes we do... Ah... What you need again to make chees.... Ahh... Yes... Perfect.... I have everything I need to make pizza and chees for my master... 

Fee minutes later 

Noor: let it rest for now.... I'll come back and see it's done or not.... Ohh... It's heavy.. but I can... Ah... Phew... Perfect... I made too much chees... It's enough for both is to have chees pizza for an entire year..  having magic tools in hands makes work easier... Oh... I should go and see my master is awake or not.... 

Few minutes later outside the room.

*Knock knock*

Noor: master... Are you awake... Huh.. he's sleeping.... Hehe... He looks really adorable when he's sleeping.... Huh... Wha.... What I'm saying... Take deap breaths... Sigh...

Me: waking up... Yawning... Streching..... Hump...

↑He went back to sleep.

Noor: hehe... Master... Went back to sleep again.... Well, it's natural he's a kid after.... But master sleeps more then a baby.... Until my master wakes up... I do some house work... Let's the cleaning begin... Hum...

Five minutes later.

Noor: humbling... I love cleaning the floor... La la la la.... Sh sha sha.... Te te te te te.... Pa pa pa... Bu bu bu.. oopsie... I mean.. pe pe pe pe... Phew... It's done.. next... Pe pe pe pe pe... Ta ta ta ta... La la la la... Ya ya ya ya.... Sa sa sa sa.... Ka ka ka.. da da da... Next... Yoooooo.... Next... Suuuuu... Next... Fushhhhh..... Next.. rody duby.. rody duby... Rub rub rub... Srub srub... Clean clean... Phew... What's next... Oh chees... Ah.. it's not done... Hmm... I can wait later longer.... Hmm... What about master....

To his room.

Noor: still sleeping... Hm... 

Me: yawning.... 

Noor: this time he's awake or going back to sleep...

*Grrr....*

Me: I'm hungry... Noor, what we have for breakfast.... 

Noor: well it's lunch time... I can't tell it to my master... Yes... Cream stew with bread...

Me: oh.. sounds.... Yawning.... Delicious... Get me ready... So I can eat...

Noor: right away... 

Seven minutes later.

Me: me looks cute... Hehe... Don't I?...

Noor: yes master looks very cute... Black does suits master...

Me: I know... Now it's time to eat something... My stomach is asking for food.. ♪ I'm foodie... Give goodie... I love baddie... I also love your cookdie...

Noor: cookdie?... 

Me: ya... I just mixed the rhyme... Don't mind it... Just gib... Mah.. food.. I'm a hugly...

Noor: hehe.. yes right away... Just give me two minutes.... 

Me: oka doka... 

Two minutes later.

Me: looz delegus... Lej.. et.. yammy nom nom... Hmm.. it's so goooood.... It tease really delicious... You're the best cook... You know, you can win any mans heart with your cooking.... And I can't let that happen... You're mine.. so don't go to anyone, got it?...

Noor: yes, I'll stay my master till my last breath....

Me: you don't have to sacrifice yourself...

Noor: I was just trying to be like my master, master.... 

Me: ehhh... Oh, really... But bad news for ya... You can't be like me.. hehe....

Noor: I thank the same... Because my master is the greatest in the entire world....

Me: don't compliment me...

Noor: why?... Master hate me complementins my master?... 

Me: huh.. no, I'm used to receiving compliments... So whenever anyone compliments me I feel nothing... Not everything, sometime I feel something... So this time I feel nothing... 

Noor: oh.. I understand... But I have request..

Me: yes?...

Noor: can I compliment my master... So when he does feels so I can see my master Happy?...

Me: sure, why not... It sounds good... 

Noor: yes... *Smile*... 

Me: her tail is like dog... But she's not dog but a fox... Hmm... I thank dogs and fox are similar.. that's why she's like that... Aww... I'm going to touch her tail... After eating my breakfast... So I have to finish it really quick.... 

Five minutes later.

Me: barh... I'm full.... Now... I want to relax a little bit..m Noor, if you don't mind... Come with me to that couch in guest room... 

Noor: yes... Do you need me for something?... 

Me: yes, it's something only you can do it for me... Just come with me... 

In guest room. 

Me: sit... Here... Sit beside me... 

Noor: *blush*.. ah.. yes... Please... Please be gentle...

Me: of course...

Noor: ahh... 

Me: it's fluffy... Lay down... So I can enjoy it fullest... 

Noor: ah.. ye.. yes... 

Me: wow... So fully... 

Noor: I can't keep my voice down again... 

Me: perrfeeccttt... What I needed.... I thank I'm going to fall asleep again.... Yawn.... I'm going to.... Sleep... So don't go anywhere...

Noor: as you wish... Please, do as you please... 

Me: thanks... You're... The best... Zzz...

At dinner time.

Me: grr... Huh... I'm hungry... Yawning.... What time is it... Oh it's dinner time... 

Noor: did you slept well?... *Smile*... 

Me: yes... 

Noor: I thank master is hungry... If master let me go, I can cook something for master....

Me: aww.. why.... Sigh... I wish I had a power... That let me enjoy it it fullest, because I didn't get satisfied... I want to enjoy it more... *Grrr*... Tch... 

Noor: pfft.. haha.. if master love it so much so master can have me after dinner...

Me: *smug*.. uh-huh... Oh, really?... 

Noor: blush... Wha... I meant if master want he can.. can.. cuddle my tail after dinner.... 

Me: no, I'm having you after dinner... So make it really quick...

Noor: wha wha wha.... I... You... What... Yes... Please give me few minutes... I'll get ready...

Me: already getting ready... You're a quick one... 

Noor: please don't tease me.. 

Me: you're just adorable I can't help it...  

Noor: neh-huh *shy*... *Flustered*... I... I just go... And... Make... Huh.. what.. yes, dinner... I'll be back... 

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