Farmathon

Lulu was spinning his red butterfly knife while parkouring around in Ubershoot, then a message from Thiscord came. Lulu looked at it, it was from Rainy, typed, “NO SCHOOL FOR A LONG WHILE BCUZ OF CNY!! YYYAAAYY!! LET’S COLLECT BOSSES REMAINS AND GO TO THE MOON!!”

“AHAHA OOK!” Lulu replied happily.

“Want to call?” Rainy typed.

“OK”

**

“So, where should we start?” Rainy asked as she flew around on the zombie dragon with Lulu in the sky.

“Uhhh, let’s kill those bosses you haven’t killed yet,” Lulu replied.

“Ok, then let’s go to the Cloud Dungeon!” Rainy exclaimed excitedly.

“OK!”

**

Rainy rode the dragon into the Cloud Dungeon. When they entered, the first thing that welcomed them was a swarm of EBH monsters. Rainy’s dragon shot toxic breath at them while she summoned bats and spammed fireballs at the monsters, with Lulu assisting from the back with his bow.

“Where’s the boss of this dungeon?” Lulu asked.

“It only appears when all the sun monsters are dead,” Rainy replied.

“Ohhh, ok”

**

After every player in the Cloud Dungeon had killed monsters for a while, there were barely any sun monsters left. The whole dungeon was now mostly dark because there were so few sun monsters. Lulu used a healing potion to heal Rainy up.

“Thanks!” Rainy said.

“Nope,” Lulu replied, then used his shield to heal himself. 

A lot of players kept getting sneak attacked by the EBH monsters because they were hard to see, except Rainy and Lulu, because thanks to Rainy’s bats, they didn’t get sneak attacked.

Many players continued killing a few more sun monsters, and now only one sun monster was left.

“Get ready Lulu, it’s coming!” Rainy said.

“OK!”

A player with white wings flew toward the last sun monster and killed it with his spear. It was completely dark now, but they could still see some players because their weapons had light effects. Lulu’s healing shield also had a deep red light effect while healing.

On the cloud There thunder kept striking very loudy, KRUNG KRUNG, there so many thunder it lightning up the whole interior of the Cloud Dungeon.

All the thunder struck at the centre, creating a small white ball of meat. The thunder continued to strike the ball repeatedly from every direction, and each time it was struck, the ball grew bigger and bigger. As it expanded, the ball started to form many face shapes, and eventually, the faces began to look like women. All the faces began to have their own heads, their heads were fused together. They opened their eyes. Their eyes glowing with a warm blue light, crackling with electricity. Two long HP bars appeared, along with her name on the screen, her name was Thundy.

The EBH monsters near Lulu and Rainy got struck by lightning, now crackling with electricity. They created a thunder spear and threw it at them. The spear flew so fast it was unavoidable and pierce them both. Lulu quickly shot an arrow, striking the EBH’s eye, followed by a burst of fireballs from Rainy.

A lot of players went to attack Thundy. Rainy rode her dragon toward her as well, while Lulu continued shooting at the EBH monsters along the way.

All of Thundy’s faces opened their mouths wide, each creating a large electric ball. They then shot the electric balls in every direction. Rainy barely managed to dodge them.

“WOA, nice dodge!” Lulu said.

“Hahaha,” Rainy laughed.

Lulu then equipped his Fulgurite Staff and charged it up, while Rainy also charged up her fireball. Together, they fired at Thundy, Lulu’s fulgurite killed many EBH monsters along the way, and then both their attacks slammed into Thundy. BOOOOOOOOOM! One of her HP bars was emptied.

“Wow, what?! So fast! Didn’t even realize half her HP was gone,” Lulu said.

“Yaa, since there are so many players fighting her,” Rainy replied.

Thundy’s electric sparks intensely, then she sent out an electric AOE wave in a ball shape. The AOE was undodgeable and fast, so every player got hit by it. It dealt massive damage to Rainy and Lulu. Then without giving them time and chance to heal, Thundy herself exploded. All her heads separated and flew in different directions. One flew toward Lulu and Rainy very fast.

It crashed into them, and they were instantly killed, respawning at the hospital in Luxunah Kingdom.

“WHAT?!” Lulu and Rainy said in shock.

“HAHAAHA QUICK! WE NEED TO GO BACK BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!” Rainy said, running out to the balcony and jumped.

“YEAHHAHA!” Lulu replied, following her, then jumped onto her head to glide down together.

**

As they neared the Cloud Dungeon, Lulu noticed the cloud dungeon was no longer yellow, now its blue, with lightning striking everywhere. As they flew into the dungeon, thunderbolts kept hitting them. Lulu quickly healed Rainy with healing potions over and over, then healed himself too, and they finally made it inside.

Inside, Thundy’s heads were flying everywhere, chomping on players, crashing into them, some shooting electric balls through their mouths. Rainy summoned her bats, charged up her fireball, and flew toward one of the Thundy heads. Lulu, sitting on the back, charged up his Fulgurite as well. As they got close, they fired their charged powers together, BOOOOM, It dealt a lot of damage to thundy.

Lulu quickly charged up another Fulgurite as Thundy flew out from the smoke. Then He shot it at her, but it didn’t stop her from coming. Rainy released her black smoke and flew away, leaving Thundy confused inside the smoke. Rainy spammed fireballs into the smoke while Lulu charged up another Fulgurite. After a while, Thundy flew out of the smoke, and Lulu fired his fulgurite, landing a clean hit that killed that Thundy head.

“NICEEEE!” Rainy cheered.

“Hahaha! This staff is so OP!” Lulu exclaimed happily.

“Let’s kill the next one!” Rainy said, flying toward another Thundy head.

“OOK!” Lulu replied, charging up his Fulgurite again.

He aimed at the Thundy head in the distance, which was fighting with otherplayers, BAAANG! It hit and killed it.

“WUOHOHO, NICEEEE!!!” Rainy celebrated.

“HAHAHA!” Lulu laughed.

“NEXT!!!” Rainy yelled as she rode to the next Thundy head.

“YEAAAAAH!!!!!!” Lulu roared, charging up another Fulgurite.

**

The Cloud Dungeon, which had been striking thunder nonstop, slowly began to calm. Then, it slowly turned back to a warm yellow glow again.

Rainy and Lulu flew out of the cloud dungeon.

Lulu looked at the Thundy’s remains, her remain its a small, sleeping Thundy heads. “What’s next?!” Lulu exclaimed eagerly.

“Up to you, I already got all the boss remains,” Rainy replied.

“Ohhh… don’t you want to go to the moon?” Lulu asked.

“Yaa, I do! But I also want to go there for the first time with you together,” Rainy said.

Lulu’s eyes widened, he was so happy from hearing that. “OK!!”

“So, what boss you want to fight next?” Rainy asked.

“That fat zombie! Since we’re already near the Graveyard Dungeon,” Lulu said.

“Ok!” Rainy steering her dragon toward the graveyard dungeon. “Do you know, you can do a glitch when you fight that boss? A glitch where the boss can’t hit you, but you can hit him.”

“Really?! How?!”

“I’ll show you later!”

“OK!!”

**

They landed in front of the giant, eerie house main door at the Graveyard Dungeon.

“Let’s farm first, wait for the fat zombie to show up,” Rainy said.

“Ok” Lulu replied. He charged up his Fulgurite and shot at a group of spiders, blasting through and killing many at once.

**

After a while, the doors and torches all shut, and then the chandelier above flickered to life, revealing the fat zombie boss.

Rainy quickly summoned her shadow horse and invited Lulu to hop on behind her. The fat zombie slammed his giant shovel onto the ground, sending out a shockwave, but Rainy smoothly dodged it with her horse, then rode toward the zombie.

Lulu charged up his Fulgurite and blasted it right at the zombie and dealt pretty high damage to him.

The zombie dug a massive hole in the ground. Rainy quickly charged up her fireball and rode to his blindside, dodging the incoming flying rocks. As a swarm of bugs began crawling out of the hole, Rainy fired her explosive fireball, blowing all the bugs to ash and dealing heavy damage to the boss. Then she rode straight to the hole the bugs had crawled out from, and jumped right into it.

“Ok, just stay here and don’t move,” Rainy said. “Later this hole will close and trap us inside. If you move, you’ll pop out.”

“Okok! In here, nothing can hurt us?!” Lulu asked.

“Mmhm”

The hole automatically sealed, closing them in.

“Just attack him from here with your Fulgurite,” Rainy said.

“Ok!” Lulu replied, charging up and firing his Fulgurite at the zombie’s back. The fat zombie turned around, looking for the attacker, but only saw some other players in the distance, so he charged over them instead.

“HAHAHA!” Lulu and Rainy laughed as the boss ran right over above them, chasing after other players. Lulu fired another fulgurite, and again the zombie turned and ran right over them to attack the others. “HAHAHAHA!” they laughed again.

Soon, the zombie’s first HP bar emptied.

With a guttural scream of pain, the zombie tore off his own rotting skin, revealing a monstrous body of robotic meat and skeleton. The zombie immediately began spraying lasers wildly in all directions, like machine gun bursts firing from both its arms and its mouth.

**

The main door opened, Rainy rode out of the eerie house, then she dispelled her horse and summoned her dragon, while Lulu was still looking at his little fat zombie.

“Are there anymore glitch like this!!” Lulu asked excitedly.

“No anymore, just here can do glitch,” Rainy replied as she sat on her dragon.

“Ohhh.”

“So you just need to collect one more bosses remain right!” Rainy said.

“Ohh just one more left?!” Lulu surprised.

“Ya, you got the faces volcano remain right?”

“Yeah.”

“And you also got thundy.”

“Yeah.”

“And that new scorpion boss at Sahara too, so now just left the bosses in pyramid dungeon.”

“Ohhh!!”

Then Lulu climbed onto Rainy’s dragon, and they flew toward Sahanah Kingdom.

**

They landed in Sahanah Kingdom, Rainy dispelled her dragon, and they ran toward the towering pyramid.

“Inside the pyramid, it’s like a maze, and the boss spawns in different rooms every time he got killed, so we have to find him. And the way we get into the pyramid is teleporting, so we will get separate when we go in, but if we lucky, we might get teleported to the same place! And this is a boss only dungeon, they’re no other monster,” Rainy explained.

“Ohhh! What’s the boss like?” Lulu asked.

“It’s a giant mummy.”

“Ohh”

They arrived in front of the pyramid’s main door, but it looked more like a solid wall than an actual door. On the door, there was a glowing magic circle.

“Let’s go in,” Rainy said.

“Ok,” Lulu replied.

Then Rainy stepped toward the door and touched it, she instantly disappeared. Lulu followed right after, touching the door, and got teleported into the middle of a small long hallway lit by many torches along the walls. Alone.

“Good luck!” Rainy said.

“You too!!” Lulu replied excitedly.

“See you soon!” Rainy said.

“Mm!”

He looked back and forth down the hallway, then decided to just run forward.

**

Lulu had been running around for a while, then he found a vast room. Inside, there were several paths leading to other hallways, and in the center stood a colossal, skinny mummy. It had two HP bars, and its name was Mummy King “Rainy.”

“Ya?”

“I found the boss…”

“Okay! Don’t go into that room!”

“I didn’t go in yet—” before Lulu could finish, the boss still lunged at him, trying to kill him even though he hadn’t stepped into the room.

“ARGHH! WHY IS HE ATTACKING ME? I DIDN’T EVEN GO IN YET!” Lulu screamed as he ran further back into the hallway. But the mummy controlled its bandages, stretching them into the hallway and caught Lulu!

“If he tries to catch you with his bandage, you can use your sword to cut it!” Rainy shouted.

The mummy dragged the nonstop twitching Lulu out of the hallway. “HE ALREADY CAUGHT ME! I CAN’T EQUIP MY SWORD!”

“HANG ON!” Rainy shouted.

Then, the king threw Lulu into the wall. Lulu quickly equipped his shield to block the impact, but it still caused a lot of damage. He used healing potion to heal, but as he did, the king controlled his bandages to grab Lulu again and threw him into the wall. Lulu blocked the impact with his shield once more, but the king tried to grab him again. This time, Lulu didn’t use healing potion. Instead, he equipped his sword and started cutting the bandages that were trying to catch him. The king stopped extending his bandages toward him.

Lulu took this as a chance and quickly drank a health potion. The king controlled multiple bandages in one hand, digging them into the ground. Lulu charged up his fulgurite while aimed it at the king. But then, the king used his bandages to pull out a massive boulder and threw it at Lulu!

With no other choice, Lulu aimed and shot his fulgurite at the incoming boulder instead of the king. The fulgurite and the boulder collided, destroying each other and creating a cloud of smoke between them.

Lulu charged up his fulgurite again and ran into a different hallway. As the smoke cleared, the king was holding another boulder, but it seemed he hadn’t noticed Lulu yet. Lulu fired his fulgurite at him.

“AUUUUGGGHH!” The king screamed in pain. He turned to see Lulu in the hallway and threw the boulder at him. Lulu ran further down the hallway and barely avoided being crushed by the boulder.

“I’m inside the hallway now, and the boulder he threw at me is blocking the way in. Am I safe now?” Lulu asked.

“Ya!!”

“Ohh! Nice!!” Lulu said. “But I want to challenge him, so I’ll go fight!”

“Ohh really!? So manly.”

“Hehehehehe,” Lulu laughed as he charged up his fulgurite and blasted the boulder blocking the way. He walked out of the smoke with another fulgurite ready, but the king was ready too, holding another boulder.

They fired at each other at the same time, the boulder and fulgurite collided again, making a big cloud of smoke. As the king reached it bandage down, trying to grab another boulder from the ground, a bunch of burning arrows shot out of the smoke, hitting the king.

The king tried to run away from the arrows, but they kept hitting him because Lulu could hear his footsteps, he knew where the king was even without seeing him. Lulu kept firing his arrows blindly.

As the smoke was about to clear, Lulu equipped his staff and started charging up fulgurite. The smoke faded, revealing Lulu with his fulgurite ready, and the king body is full of burning arrows and holding a boulder.

The king saw Lulu and instantly threw the boulder at him. Lulu fired his fulgurite, and they crashed into each other again, making another cloud of smoke. Lulu kept firing arrows inside the smoke, and now one full bar of the king’s HP was gone.

“I DID IT!! LET’S GOOOO!!! I EMPTIED ONE BAR OF HIS HP!!!” Lulu exclaimed.

“SERIOUSLY?!?!” Rainy said, shocked.

“YEAH!! HAHAHA!” Lulu laughed as he made his character jump around.

“NICEEEEEE!” Rainy replied.

Then the bandages wrapping the king started to fall off, revealing his rotted, decaying, skinless body. The king let out a huge scream, “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!”

Lulu shot an fire arrow at him, the king slowly stopped screaming. He inhaled, and his exposed lungs turned black. Then he exhaled, releasing thick black smoke.

Lulu tried to run away from it, but it was impossible to outrun it, the smoke covered him, and half of the vast room was filled with it too.

Then the king’s lungs turned red. He breathed out fire, and in an instant, the fire spread everywhere, fueled by the smoke. The whole place lit up, burning Lulu alive.

He kept using healing potions to stay alive.

Then, a massive black fire flew past Lulu, blowing all the flames away and slamming into the king, BOOOOOM!

“AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!” the king screamed in pain.

“Let’s finish him!” Rainy shouted as she rode in on her horse, summoning her bats and wolves.

“OOOOKKKK!” Lulu replied, hopping onto Rainy’s horse and charging up his fulgurite. Rainy kept riding around the room, spamming fireballs at the king.

The king grabbed his own heart out and threw it at them. Lulu fired his fulgurite, clashing with the heart, BOOM, it exploded.

The king’s heart regrew. Lulu charged up his fulgurite again. The king yanked his heart out once more and hurled it at them. Lulu shot at the heart again, BOOM, another explosion.

“His heart is a bomb?!?” Lulu asked.

“Ya”

“So cool…”

The king kept regrowing his heart, grabbing it, and throwing it at them, and Lulu kept countering it with his fulgurite.

Then the king blasted fire, killing the shadow wolves and bats that were harassing him. Rainy was still nonstop spamming fireballs while Lulu charge up his fulgurite again.

The king threw his heart again, and Lulu stopped it with fulgurite once more.

Finally, the king had enough, he ripped out his small intestines, blew fire on them to ignite them, and came charging straight at them.

“AAAHHHHH!” Rainy and lulu scream as they watch the king run toward to them.

As the king got closer, Rainy released black smoke. The king was so tall that only his lower half was covered by the smoke. He looked around, trying to find them.

Suddenly, he got hit by fulgurite in the back. He spun around and whipped randomly. Then he got hit in the back again. He turned back again, swinging wildly, not realizing Rainy and Lulu had already slipped out of the smoke.

The king looked around and finally noticed they were outside, but it was already too late. A massive black fire and fulgurite blasted straight at his face, BOOOOOOOOOM.

The king died.

“YAAAAAAY!!! Finally we can go to the moon!!!” Lulu celebrated and earned the remains. It was a small mummy figure.

“YAAY!!” Rainy replied as she rode away from the room. “LET’S GO CREATE THE KEY!!”

“YEAHH!”