Chapter 9:
My Cat Turned Into a Girl, and Now She Calls Me Master!!
Kai squirmed awkwardly, overwhelmed by the strange intimacy of the moment.
Suddenly, Yuki hummed to herself. “Hmm, maybe I should take a bath too.”His tiny cat face flushed in embarrassment. No, this can’t be real… Yuki, what are you doing?!
Before he could process any more, everything blurred again.
But something was off. He wasn’t in his familiar apartment. The soft sheets and muted hotel room lights made his heart race.A voice slithered through the quiet room smooth, teasing, and utterly familiar.
“You were talking to another woman in your dreams… Mmm, I think you deserve a little punishment.”“Toie?!” Kai’s voice cracked with shock and panic.Kai, still wide-eyed from the emotional rollercoaster, sits on the bed with Kaoe on one side and Mina still clinging to his arm sniffling softly.
Kai thinking "Okay... I’m in bed… with Kaoe… who’s calling me her husband… and Mina… is our daughter? Yep. Sanity just jumped out the window.”
Kaoe, smirking: “Are you just gonna sit there staring or are you gonna make breakfast for your lovely wife and child?”Kai “Breakfast… right… for my family… totally normal.”
Cut to the kitchen. Kai is trying to make pancakes. Keyword: trying.Mina: “Papa, you burned the pancake again…”Kai “That was... experimental. Charcoal flavor. Very gourmet.”
Kaoe “Are you trying to kill us or teach Mina survival skills in case of a cooking apocalypse?”
Suddenly, Mina walks in with Kai’s boots on her hands and a saucepan on her head.
Mina: “Look! I’m a battle chef warrior princess!”Kai “That’s… honestly kinda impressive.”Kaoe, laughing “Definitely my daughter.”
Later, they all sit together on the couch. Mina is watching cartoons, completely absorbed. Kai is barely holding it together.
Kai whispering to himself “Okay, either this is the weirdest dream ever… or someone spiked my food with magic mushrooms.”
Kaoe, resting her head on his shoulder: “You know… you make a pretty good dad.”
Kai: “If burning pancakes and panicking 24/7 is the standard, I guess I’m father of the year.”
Mina, suddenly “Papa! Let’s play house!”
Kai: “Aren’t we already doing that!?”
She drags him onto the floor. Mina hands him a stuffed bunny.
Min “You’re the bunny’s husband. Mommy is the queen. And I’m the dragon!”Kai: “...I feel like this is emotionally symbolic somehow.”
Kaoe, with a crown made of utensils: “Bow to your queen, bunny-husband.”Kai, sighs: “Yes, my fire-breathing child and kitchenware monarch wife…”
Kai slowly opens his eyes.He blinks. Once. Twice.He’s… back. In his apartment. In his own bed.
Kai “…Okay… okay… finally, reality…”But something’s off.He freezes.
Standing right around his bed staring at him while he slept are Yuki, Kaoe, Toie, and Mina.All smiling.Kai shoots up like a rocket.
Kai “AHHHH! What the !? Okay! WHAT IS THIS?! Is this another dream?! Someone slap me!”
Mina hands on her hips, beaming “Relax, sleepyhead! My magic worked perfectly, didn’t it?”Kai:“Wait. What magic WHAT are you talking about?!”
Mina “The whole dream! You know… becoming a cat, the hotel stuff, the family fun. That was all part of our plan!”Kai, blinking rapidly “…Come again?”
Mina pointing to each girl proudly “That part where you turned into a cat and Yuki gave you a bath? Her idea.”
Yuki blushing slightly, smiling sweetly “You looked adorable as a kitty, Kai.”Mina still pointing “And the spicy hotel part? Yeah… Toie cooked that one up.”
Toie flashing a teasing smile, crossing her arms “Well, you did say you wanted to do it tonight… or at least in your dream, you did~”
Kai, turning red “WH-WHAT?! I never said that!! I I was dreaming!! That wasn’t me!! That was DREAM ME!!”Toie leans in close “Ohhh? Dream-you was very convincing.”
Mina, ignoring the chaos
“Anyway! The final family part with me as your daughter and Kaoe as your wife? That was our masterpiece!”Kaoe arms folded, trying to look composed but clearly flustered
“You forgot your own daughter, Kai. Unforgivable.”Mina, fake crying “Papa forgot meeeee!”Kai, spinning in place like a broken record
“I—what—how—is this even LEGAL?!” Yuki:“You should be thanking us. You just got a full simulation of all our love.”
Kai, hands on his face:“Oh my god… I was a lab rat in a magical romantic dream experiment. I’m gonna lose my mind.”Toie, winking “Don’t worry. We’ll make the next one even better.”
Mina “Next time, we’re adding zombies and a space wedding!”Kai pulling blanket over his face “ I’m never sleeping again.”
Kaoe, slightly smirking now:“We’ll just make you sleep. Remember, Mina has magic.”Kai, muffled under the blanket:
“I live in fear.”
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