Chapter 32:
My Telekinetic Office Lady Girlfriend Is Way Too Powerful!
“Come to think of it, Ryoko-senpai, you can manipulate brain hormones, right? What kinds of hormones are there in the brain?”
Ryoko lit up with excitement when she realized Shota was interested in her abilities.
“That’s a great question, Shota-kun ♡ For my beloved husband, this is a required subject!”
With a swirl of telekinesis, she stood up and instantly changed into a white lab coat, stethoscope, and a pair of faux glasses.
“Good thing I didn’t throw away my med school outfit!”
“You really like cosplay, don’t you, Senpai… lol”
“How do I look?”
“If I saw a doctor like you, I’d check myself into the hospital immediately!”
Ryoko sat back down and started tapping her knee, mimicking a famous TV lecturer.
“Alright, next patient, please come to the examination table♡”
“What does that even mean?”
“You know what they say—seeing is believing! Hands-on learning is key ♡”
Shota began backing away, clearly suspicious.
“Wait… is this going to hurt…?”
But the next moment, Ryoko crooked her finger, and Shota was lifted into the air by telekinesis—
“Wait, whoa—!”
Before he knew it, he had landed in his usual position: Ryoko’s lap pillow.
“Alright, let’s begin ♡”
“Nooooo…”
【Serotonin】“First up: serotonin. The ‘happy hormone’—it stabilizes your mood and promotes a sense of well-being.”
“…I’m starting to feel calm and peaceful. So happy… Wait, this is what you always use on me, right?”
“Yup, excellent reaction ♡”
【Oxytocin】“Next is oxytocin, the love hormone. Shota-kun, how do you feel?”
“This is the one that comes out when I’m cuddling with you, right…? I feel like I want to cuddle even more!”
“Exactly ♡ That’s the power of oxytocin.”
“But does this feeling stay forever?”
“Only if I keep adjusting it ♡”
(Oh no… she holds the remote to my emotions…)
【Dopamine】“This one’s dopamine. It boosts motivation, learning, and productivity!”
“…Suddenly, I feel like cleaning the apartment! Actually, I think I could crush my work today!”
“Wanna go read some academic papers now? ♡”
“Wait, um, no thanks…”
【Adrenaline & Noradrenaline】“This is adrenaline and noradrenaline. They’re released when you feel a bit scared.”
“Wait, scared? Don’t tell me—WAAAHHH!!”
The ceiling light suddenly started shaking violently above them.
“(((；゜Д゜))) Tremble tremble…”
“Yup, perfect response♪”
“Senpai, cancel it! Cancel it, please!!”
“Okay then, next one ♡”
(She’s not listening at all!!)
【Endorphins】“Next is endorphins. Also known as ‘brain narcotics,’ they create a euphoric, blissful state.”
“Flop….”
“Shota-kun, your face looks completely out of it ♡”
“At this point… I don’t even care anymore…”
【Melatonin】“And finally for the beginner course, melatonin. It makes you sleepy and improves sleep quality.”
“I’m… getting sleepy… zzz…”
“There there ♡”
“Zzz…”
“Now then… maybe it’s time we moved on to the advanced course ♡”
(Wait—did she just say something terrifying!?)
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