Chapter 29:
Streamer Royale
Harumi pouted as she stared at her phone.
"What are you pouting at for?" Cindy snarled.
"I got a text from someone I have a... mixed relationship with."
"And that means?"
"You two really don't like each other, huh," Sakura sighed.
"Catfights are cool," Vernejule stated, getting many glaring eyes directed at him.
"I wish we could find Johan. He got warped in with me," Nina sighed.
"Vinny got sucked in wit me, but I lost him. All he can really do is make glizzy puns," Sakura sighed.
"AH! We meet... again," a voice trembled.
Everyone turned to notice gardener.
"It's Friar Tuck! Holy shit, can I take a pic of you to use for a body pillow?" Vernejule asked.
"No! I... am NOT-"
And as Gardener tried to monologue, everyone walked away.
"DO NOT... ignore," Garderner frowned as he maneuvered in front of everyone with JESPER in hand. "We shall play... a game."
The JESPER then activated, warping everyone to what looked to be an escape room.
"The box... It contains the keys... But only one... wins... The others... unleash a river of sulfuric acid."
"Well that's an escalation. So we get a hint or is this bullshitted against us?" Harumi glared.
"The clue... is blues... The blues..."
"Are you just trying to make some lame pun? The real clue," Sakura glared.
"Sakura! My rival! I will not allow you to win. Your clue is this; The key to the lock is within the small chest, find the lock's key within the chest's shadow."
"Oh, easy, we solved this at an escape room earlier this year, Harumi smiled as she instantly found the key and beat the puzzle.
"No... fair!"
"I won, gardener," Sakura glared.
"NO! Sakura, I am no mere gardener, I am Gardener! Your eternal rival! Not a Streamer Royale original, but a Sakura Streamer girl-"
And with that, Vernejule blasted Gardener in the face with his laser gun, leaving a hole in said face.
"About time someone killed that filler freak," Cindy snarled as Gardener's corpse hit the ground with a thud.
"Nothing wrong with filler unless it starts trying to warp the main canon," Vernejule declared as he blew the smoke off his laser gun and struck a cool pose.
"Wow, do you train?" Nina asked.
"I've been living the full isekai farm life. Of course I'm OP."
"Figures."
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