Chapter 1:
Phoenix tensei i Try to Look Friendly Always Fail epicly
Chapter 1
What Base woke up to and noticed were two different things; he didn't notice the birdsong, the soft snow, or the breathtaking sky.
It was that he was on fire. Again.
"OH, COME ON," he screamed, flailing about in the field like a malfunctioning campfire. His wings hissed and smouldered, small embers shooting off of them like sparklers at an evil birthday party.
Wait. Wings?!
He froze mid-flap. Slowly—like someone peeling off a band-aid from their ever so fragile pride—he looked over his shoulder.
Yup. Feathers. Glowing. Flaming.
Panic set in almost immediately.
Wait, won’t people hunt me down? That’s totally a thing in fantasy worlds, right? Legendary bird = instant bounty?
“Screw that!”
He spun around. The snow stretched forever in all directions.
"Do I have a human form?! I need a human form!"
What followed was only possible to describe as a dance-off between panic and dignity. After several agonizing minutes—and one face mashed into a snowbank—he finally could shift into a human form.
"Ugh," he grumbled, scrubbing frost from new limbs. "That was so much, so much harder than it needed to be."
He hesitated.
"Did I just look like I was a constipated bird the whole time?"
As soon as he tried to stand, he fell.
“Did i get taller? Wait why am i not cold its fricken snowing.”
Right, maybe phoenixes don't get cold?
After relearning how to walk, he finally started his journey to find a town
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