How My Transportation and Reincarnation Went Wrong

I hope this time I can go home peacefully.

“And here comes the big jerk!”

“Let me go home in peace for once!”

“But he would bite.”

I'm going to be pushed to the ground again.

The high school student pushes him back, he falls to the ground when a huge black hole forms below him.

“Wow?! I can’t feel the ground.”

The other high school students run away.

No, I'm going to die. This isn't true, this isn't how I imagined my last moment. Swallowed up by a giant crack.

“Wow! But it’s not a hole but a portal?!”

“Isn’t that true, I’m going to another world?!”

I'm going to land soon.

The fall continues and he gets closer and closer to the ground.

But why doesn't it stop?!

"Ah!"

Mm? What happened?

I'm dead? In the end, my life had no meaning, no interest. Even my transportation is ruined.

A rather elderly man appears before him.

“Um, we're really sorry about what just happened. It's very rare for transportation to fail.”

Oh yeah? Damn, I'm dead!

"I see…"

“To make up for it, we will reincarnate you in another world as the person you wish to be.”

“Really, exactly as I want?”

“Yes, tell us the characteristics you would most like to have.”

“So, I would like to be very tall, like 1.80m, super muscular but not too much, physically strong, who always manages to defeat the enemy.”

“Very well, are there any other physical aspects you would like, such as hair and eye color?”

“Ah, yes, I always dreamed of being blond with beautiful blue eyes.”

He hesitates for a moment.

“And a beautiful voice if possible, the kind that makes girls fall under my spell.”

“We have all the elements we need. You will also have other features to blend in with the scenery as we reincarnate you in a fantasy world.”

“Wow, really, and there will be magic?”

“Mm… there will be something similar.”

“Super !”

“Now enter this device, it will allow you to reincarnate.”

He enters the device.

What happened?

Oh yeah, that's right, I got into this device and...

He feels his upper body.

I don't feel very muscular or strong. Don't tell me my reincarnation is a failure. I hope not. But I have to say, I'm very thin.

He touches his hair.

And what is this long hair, am I a woman?

Ah, no, not at all.

He sighs. “Hah…”

I hope at least I'm not ugly, we need a mirror or a puddle of water at least.

“Ah, there you go.”

He looks at his reflection in the water.

Wow, it's the complete opposite, I'm so handsome, I could almost fall in love with myself. It's crazy though. And I do have blond hair and blue eyes. I should have specified the length. But hey, I'm still handsome.

He puts both hands on his cheeks and smiles.

But that's not what I asked for at all! He's the complete opposite of a strong, muscular man! I have a slim, thin, and effeminate body, just like my face. But I like pointy ears like the elf ones in fantasy anime.

He looks around.

Where am I anyway? First a teleportation that ends in death, then a reincarnation that isn't the one I wanted... I bet this place isn't at all fantastic in the way I'd like it to be.

He sees a man in his forties approaching him.

“Hey, who are you?”

He is surprised.

“Uh, I just arrived, I come from another world, my name is…”

I need to find a new name. Kpop… uh…

He makes dance moves.

“My secret, I won’t tell you,” I know!

“My name is Pimil!”

The man brings his spear dangerously close to Pimil's face.

“Ah! What are you doing?!”

“You are not welcome! Strangers from other worlds are not accepted here.”

Wow... Sounds like an immigration issue... except they don't want to send me home, they want to kill me.

“But why?”

“King’s Order.”

I should have a word with him about it. But for now I have to run away!

Pimil rushes through the forest trying to escape the man attempting to take his life.

This man is too muscular and strong for me, I barely ran and I'm already out of breath, what is this princess body? No, it's not nice to say that, a princess ran faster than me without getting tired. I'm just weak again... but this time I won't let myself be done.

He continues running then stumbles.

“Ah! No, I don’t want to die again!”

He landed on a huge pink fur covered with green scales.

“Ooh, I landed on a pile of…”

He looks intently at the huge pile of hair in front of him.

"Ah..."

He is shocked.

He's a monster, I'm finished. I have to get away quickly.

The creature moves and stands up in front of him, opens its eyes wide and brings its large head close to his.

“Uh… hello.”

What kind of creature is this? Who cares! I have to do something!

Oh great creature, I did not mean to disturb you, forgive me, spare me.”

The creature starts to laugh.

It seems to make her laugh... does she understand what I'm saying?

“Say, aren’t you going to eat me?”

The creature stands up and stands on all fours. It rubs its head against Pimil and begins to purr.

"Meow."

“Oh, so you're a cat? But you have dragon wings. I see, you're a cat dragon or a dragon cat, whatever. You're cute, but I don't know if you're male or female, but I don't think it matters right now.”

The creature sits back down and rests its head on Pimil's thighs.

“Oh, you’re taking up a lot of space. Hey, can I use the familiar form with you?”

"Meow."

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

Pimil strokes the creature's mane.

“Wow, that’s so sweet. I know! I’ll give you a name, since you have cute cat ears, you’re cute too. I’ll call you Mimi, like ears in Japanese and the diminutive of cute in French.”

"Meow!"

“Looks like you like it.”

Mimi sits up and starts to grunt.

“What’s going on?!”

Pimil strokes Mimi's side.

“Finally, calm down!”

Mm? I hear voices in the distance... Besides, it's weird that I can hear so far away.

Pimil concentrates to hear better.

It seems like they are talking about a monster they want to kill.

“Don’t tell me they came for you! You’re so nice!”

Mimi licks Pimil's neck and left shoulder.

"What are you doing ?"

Mimi opens her mouth wide and bites Pimil's left shoulder.

“Ah! What’s gotten into you?!”

I feel bad, am I bleeding a lot? I don't understand anything at all. Why did Mimi bite me?