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"Yeah brothers! That town ruins my view. The gobbers turned to jobbers, the elves pussyed out, just me, you, n Piranharoo, brothers! Let's snap em' like a geo slim, OH YEAH!" Hougen shouted as he took a mighty bite out of the sapphire kebab he was holding. 

 His golems all raised their fists into the air, as if to show they were rallied by his speech. Then they all began charging, trampling everything in their wake on their way to the town. Lightning crackled around Hougen as the skies began to darken. This was the world's most deadly warlock in action. If he reached the town, it would be destroyed, but stopping him would be nothing short of a miracle for powerless humans.

Muki stood at the Western gate alongside Gorm and some soldiers as she stared off at Hougen's army in the distance. "So this is the mythical Hougen. Why the hell is he wearing wrestling boots!?" she scowled. 

"They say it's cuz he found some magic TV that plays nothing but wrestling on it," Piranharoo's voice rang out. 

Everyone turned to notice Piranharoo perched up against a tree with Bisento standing beside him. The soldiers immediately pointed their guns at him, but the conniving kangaroo remained calm as ever. 

"Don't mind me, mates. You got a stone army to deal with. I'm just playing vulture when the stones trample ya," Piranharoo snickered as he pulled his hat down slightly. 

The soldiers nor Muki believed him, but that didn't change the fact something needed to be done about Hougen. 

"This is West point to base. We got an army of stone, with a stone guy with spiky hair and a mustache holding a sapphire kebab incoming! Aim those missiles and FIRE!" Gorm ordered.

The soldiers at the base quickly got in position and aimed their turrets out at the oncoming army. The missiles fired directly towards Hougen, who allowed them to hit him, yet even he wasn't anticipating just how much firepower they had in them as a miniature ball of fire appeared, shaking the ground and destroying all the golems instantly. Hougen was heavily damaged, but not destroyed, and began reforming himself as he flew through the air.

"You brother fuckers think you beat me? I'm Hougen Brother! I snap necks like a geo slim, brother! OH YEAH!"

"This guy think he's the whole TV Wrestling industry or something? FUCK HIM UP! Show him the power of AMERICA!" Gorm shouted as fighter jets flew out of the base towards Hougan.

"You heard the general! We're the United States of America! FUCK YEAH!" one of the pilots shouted as he fired off an ominous purple missile.

The other pilots did the same before quickly retreating as Hougen stared down the oncoming missiles.

"You can't blow me away! I'm the warlock, brother! The big brother! Brother!" Hougen shouted as lightning enveloped him and he began shooting beams out at the missiles.

But the missiles weren't effected, baffling Hougen. In fact, the lightning hitting them appeared to strengthen them as they all encircled Hougen and flew towards him like two supermagnets trying to stick to each other.

"Wait, brother! This-"

BOOOOM!

All Hougen could do at this point was scream as he was completely vaporized on the spot by the giant electromagnetic mushroom cloud. Humanity's worst, had felled yet another.

"Booyah! How'd ya like those electromagnet compact nuke missiles!? Fry em with lightning, they just boom bigger! And we got way more too! BLAST THAT MOUNTAIN TO FUCKING DUST!" Gorm cackled madly. 

And in true American fashion, Americans blew shit up and turned Hougen's mountain into Hougen's crater. 

"You fucking idiots. That mountain was said to be filled with ore and treasure! How the hell do we mine it now!?" Muki fumed.

"Mine? What's the problem? Pit mines are the norm where I'm from," Gorm grumbled. 

"Must be the most anti-eco town in the world." 

As celebrations rang out from the troops and some of the town's residents, others looked on in horror at the destruction, but none more rattled than the instigator of all this, Piranharoo. 

"H- Hougen... Mate, he can't be dead. He's the most powerful warlock in the area. No one's ever beaten him or scratched him. He may have been blasted to pebbles, but he can reform. Yeah, rocks are everywhere, so he'll just come back as a big ole giant n' flatten everyone," he frantically thought. 

But Hougen was truly dead. His core had been destroyed preventing him from just reforming like that. Sure, he could have turned into a giant larger than his own mountain, but he was dead. He had been snuffed out before he could unleash his more devastating attacks. This was complete and total victory for the town of Ohana. 

Bisento silently stared off at the remains of Hougen's mountain, her face unable to properly showcase an emotion. On one hand, she was happy the menace that had ultimately ruled over her tribe had finally been vanquished. On the other, she was alarmed by humanity's true destructive capabilities.

"The Aarlord way is to conquer all, but Hougen and furball were the propagators of it.  I accept that way of life, but sister never truly did. These humans are the most dangerous ones I've ever seen. They've killed Winona, Shalala, Harajuku, even Hougen. They've proven their terror and why they should be destroyed, but with sister on such good terms with them... Perhaps it's finally time to accept reality," Bisento thought as she drew her blade, pointing it towards Piranharoo.

Piranharoo's eye twitched as the soldiers began to close in on him as well. "You damn traitor. You n' your sister set us up!"

"No, the humans did it all. I'm just here performing my duty as their savior," Bisento glared. 

"You slaughtered them too."

"Only when I failed to realize they were not a threat. Fuzzball, this is the end for you." 

The soldiers immediately opened fire on Piranharoo, but Piranharoo quickly leap into the air, dodging every shot. He then flew down towards Bisento as fast as he could, kicking her hard in the back and using her as a springboard to bounce off into the distance so quickly he vanished from sight. 

"You fucking shitting me? He got away!? Get a pursuit going immediately! They're enemies to the states!" Gorm fumed. 

As Gorm and the soldiers boarded a jeep and charged out, Bisento laid motionless on the ground as blood oozed out of her backside. "H- Help me... I can't move... Can't feel anything," she trembled. 

Muki slowly walked up to her, a cold glare in her eye as she pulled out her gun and pointed it at Bisento. "And you were abandoned by your furball of a master. Don't worry, you'll die a savior at least. But answer me one thing; did you or your sister mess with Yamane's mind after healing her?" 

A meek scowl formed on Bisento's face as she answered with a flat, "No." 

"Well maybe I'll believe you as one final act of goodwill," Muki snarled as she pulled the trigger.