Chapter 0:

Prologue

Juno The Failure Mage: I Suck So I Have to Join an Adventuring Party to Raise my Magic Skill


Maybe the real magic was the friends we made along the way! At least that's what Juno had resigned himself to thinking after getting turned away from ANOTHER arcane Academy for lack of talent, at this rate he was going to have to join a low rank adventuring party and learn magic by climbing the ranks but fighting just wasn't good for his petite adorable figure! Juno tightens his grasp on his staff, sighing in exasperation. "What's a boy to do?"
 Who is this, you ask? This is 17-year-old Juno Sol, the youngest in a long line of extremely wealthy and talented Celestial Mages. Unfortunately for Juno, he was born with a relatively small amount of actual talent and an innate attraction to men, two things that made his insistence on going to the same prestigious All male Arcane Academies as his ancestors very difficult. In fact, by this point, Juno had been kicked out of at least 18 Arcane Academies for one of two reasons: 
A.) The professors simply couldn't deal with his sheer uselessness 
Or 
B.) The other students didn't know how to deal with the fact that he was gay.
Either way Juno Sol only had two more options, Either give up and join an adventuring party or take his ball and go home and admit to his parents that he was a Homosexual boyfailure -No way THAT was happening- so the only choice was to suck it up and find a guild even if he had to sacrifice his perfect Uke figure and any chance at a cute cliche High school romance!


 And THIS one over here is Luciel Stronghold -Also 17- an awkwardly charming Homosexual boyfailure of a Swordsman, Luciel happens to be the son of the Captain of the Royal guard which doesn't at all reflect Luciel's actual skill in Swordsmanship despite having trained his entire life. Luciel was also kicked out of every prestigious academy he went to for approximately the EXACT SAME REASONS, and thus is now also looking for an adventuring party.
 As luck would have it, Luciel and Juno were about to be thrust into the exact same crappy party; shall we get on with our story?
Haru
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