Prologue

I used to be drawn to the idea of second chance. Just the prospect alone was enough to have me salivating. The thought of being able to start over and try once more was so alluring that there was a time where I did nothing but search for a way to grasp that second chance.

Only for all my effort to prove fruitless. Adding a bunch of wasted time to my already exhaustive list of regrets.

I really should've known when to give up. Was the notion of a lost cause simply too complicated for the imbecile I was back then to comprehend?

Alas, I can't harp on how I was in the past. After all, I am still a utter and total buffoon. 

I knew it was too good to be true, but I still went through with it. 

Reincarnation, my ass! This is suicide with extra steps!