Chapter 31:
How To Be A Thief: A Vagrant's Tale!
Greetings Acolytes of Thiefhood, it’s your man Thief! Keeping you in the know of all the cool thief facts, that you should know! Thus presenting, The 100 Rules of Thiefhood! By the time you find out all these rules, you should be ready to enter the world of thiefhood as a novice. That said, here are all the thief rules that appeared so far!
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You must always cherish your rogue-ish titles
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No one is your master except the ground beneath you
To be able to manage even when you have a little
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You should always learn whatever you can, from wherever you can
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Always have the last laugh
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For a thief money holds no value
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A true thief is in it for the love of the game
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A true thief keeps their trump cards concealed until the last moment
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Always garner favor
Be prompt and on time to meetings/gatherings
Always help your friends out
Get the job done well!
To have friends in small places
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Make friends who are as big as bears
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Remain vigilant at all times
Make full use of your prep time
Always pack light
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Never give into temptation
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Make use of your environment
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Don’t get grossed out easily
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A thief should always fight dirty
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Come to appreciate the uses that crap offers
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A real thief never gives up on their prize
Always be prepared to run in crap
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As a thief, if you ignore your temptation and call to adventure. YOU DON’T DESERVE TO CALL YOURSELF A THIEF!!!!!!
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SO IF YOU CAN FIND THEM ALL!!!!!
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