Chapter 6:

The Realm Without Play

Crazy Putter: An Isekai Mini Golf Story


It began with a ripple — not in space, but in spirit.

Mike Delaney was putting through a waterfall loop with Chip when he felt it: a sudden hollowness, like the moment a laugh dies too early. The ball should’ve curved left, but instead, it dropped straight — as if gravity forgot what it was doing.

Chip blinked. “That’s... not right. It felt like the green flinched.”

Mike nodded slowly. “Something’s wrong.

Elsewhere, across Puttaria and the greater Golfverse, it happened again and again: holes vanished mid-game. Scorecards emptied themselves. Children laughed — then forgot why. Even Parthon's own divine orbit trembled with unease.

At League HQ, alarms screamed.

Bogeyn stumbled into the control chamber, wheezing. “It’s happening. The... blankness. It’s here.”

Mike turned. “What blankness?”

Elder Slice shimmered into view, this time missing one of his stars for an eye.

“The Oblivion Fairway,” he said grimly. “A place where the game never existed. Where putting, play, imagination — all were scrubbed clean. And now… it’s leaking in.”

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They called it The Realm Without Play — a dimension discovered once, eons ago, by the first cosmic explorers. It was devoid of curves, chances, or joy. A place ruled by entities who feared randomness, hated fun, and outlawed all forms of recreation.

In this realm, there were no children. No sports. No rules — because nothing was allowed to exist that could break them.

And now it was consuming the edges of the universe.

Why?

Because of Mike.

More precisely, because of the stroke he made in Parthon’s final trial — a swing so pure it echoed beyond the known cosmos.

And the Realm Without Play had noticed.

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A message arrived.

It wasn’t spoken, written, or felt.

It just was — projected into the minds of every player, champion, and guardian of the game.

“YOUR NOISE HAS BEEN DETECTED.”

“YOUR GAME HAS GROWN BEYOND LIMITS.”

“YOU WILL SURRENDER IT.”

Mike stared at the projection on the screen — a pulsing gray cube, rotating endlessly in the void.

“What is that?” Ayla whispered.

Bogeyn grimaced. “That’s one of their messengers. A Nullform. A mindless enforcer of silence.”

Another voice echoed.

But this time... not in warning.

In challenge.

“WE WILL ACCEPT A SINGLE MATCH.”

“WIN — AND RETREAT IS PERMITTED.”

“LOSE — AND ALL OF IT ENDS.”

Mike exhaled slowly. “A match... with the Void.”

Elder Slice shook his head. “They don’t play. They just erase. If you lose, they’ll wipe not just the game — but the memory of it. Across all realities.”

Mike looked at his team. Then down at the Stroke of Destiny.

He felt a quiet certainty rise in him — not defiance, not anger. Just purpose.

“Then we don’t lose.”

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The Course: The Nullgreen


It wasn’t like any course ever played.

It had no borders.

No color.

No music.

The cup was just a hole in the nothing.

The Nullform emerged — a floating geometrical entity, shifting between cube, sphere, and something unnamable. It made no sound. It had no putter.

Its “ball” was just a point of absence.

Mike stood across from it. One-on-one.

The match began.

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Hole One: The Memory Stroke


The ball appeared.

Mike swung.

But the moment he hit it — he forgot who he was.

He staggered, blinking. He was... what? A janitor? A golfer? A teacher?

The ball rolled lazily toward the edge — and stopped, inches from the cup.

The Nullform moved next. Its anti-ball slid across the green in a perfect line — no bounce, no spin, just void.

It reached the hole…

And vanished.

No score.

No win.

No loss.

Just nothing.

Elder Slice hissed. “They don’t play to win. They play to erase the concept of winning.”

Mike gritted his teeth. “Then I’ll make it impossible to forget.”

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Hole Two: The Imagination Curve


The green was blank.

No slope. No marker.

Mike had to imagine the terrain. Create the challenge in his own mind — and then play through it.

He closed his eyes.

Visualized a loop. A double-bounce off a rainbow. A flying pancake obstacle shaped like Chip.

He laughed as he opened his eyes, and swung.

The ball curved exactly as he pictured it. Laughed through the air. Bounced off nothing, spun sideways, and rolled into an invisible cup.

The Nullform hesitated.

Its shot flew flat — sterile, perfect, but uninspired.

It missed.

Mike pumped a fist.

One point.

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Hole Three: The Final Forgetting


The rules were simple: whoever loses this hole, forgets the game.

Not just the match. The entire concept of play.

Mike's hands shook.

The Nullform moved first.

Its void-point dropped in with mechanical finality.

Then it was Mike's turn.

He crouched.

But suddenly — no ball.

No green.

He looked around.

Nothing.

Nothing existed.

Not even the game.

And then, in the darkest moment — he remembered.

A sound.

A voice.

Cassie’s.

“The swing isn’t the game, Mike. You are.

Mike smiled.

And in the void, he imagined the game again.

He saw a windmill.

A loop.

A child laughing.

He saw every shot he ever took.

And he swung.

There was no ball.

But the act of swinging — the courage to believe it mattered — created the putt.

It rolled.

It dropped.

And the Nullform fractured.

It hissed — not with anger, but confusion.

For the first time, the void understood something:

It had lost.

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The Game Remains


The Nullgreen folded in on itself.

The cube vanished.

And across the universe, color returned.

Bogeyn wept.

Parthon’s voice echoed once more.

“THEY HAVE BEEN SHOWN.”

“AND THEY HAVE STEPPED BACK.”

Mike sat down on the green, exhausted.

Zeek handed him a space soda. “So uh... that was nuts.”

Mike chuckled. “Yeah.”

Ayla knelt beside him. “What now?”

Mike looked up.

“Now?”

He smiled.

“We start teaching again.”

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