Chapter 12:
Pizza Boxes and Portals
Three weeks later, Mia stood in the Chamber of the Royal Council in her best formal attire, borrowed from Morvana's unexpectedly vast collection of robes and gowns. The fabric gleamed under the magical chandeliers, its color a careful shade of teal that balanced authority with approachability—an outfit specifically chosen to signal that she was not merely a visiting consultant but a professional whose work demanded attention. In her hands was what could arguably be described as the most important PowerPoint presentation in the history of magical kingdoms. Or, in Eldoria’s official terminology, the “Mystical Information Display System.” Floating, glowing diagrams hovered above the council table, responding instantly to her voice and gestures. Each chart, chartlet, and graph glimmered as though alive, ready to convey truths the kingdom’s centuries-old bureaucracy had refused to acknowledge.
“Ready for this?” Sir Marcus of the Golden Lance asked quietly, his tone measured. He had become unexpectedly adept at logistics and project coordination over the past month, and Mia had come to rely on his steady presence more than she would have expected.
“I’ve given presentations to angry insurance customers,” Mia replied, smoothing out a stack of translucent reports that shimmered with embedded magic. “How worse can the Royal Council possibly be?”
“They once spent three hours arguing over the correct grammatical construction for a revision of a tax form,” Lady Vera the Truthseeker remarked without looking up, rifling through a folder that contained projections, contingency analyses, and cross-departmental comparison charts.
“Okay, so a little worse,” Mia admitted. She inhaled and steadied herself. It had been a whirlwind three weeks, transitioning from a data-entry clerk in a mundane office to the lead consultant on a pilot program that could reshape governance across Eldoria. Her pulse raced, but her mind was entirely focused.
The chamber was packed. Rumor had spread like wildfire that the Shadow Sorceress—now Morvana the Administrative Consultant—would present a “comprehensive proposal for governmental optimization.” Half the nobles were curious to see a spectacle, whether that spectacle would be explosive or humiliating remained to be seen. The others were simply cautious, unwilling to admit how much the inefficiencies she aimed to correct had frustrated them personally.
Chancellor Lyra opened the meeting with a mixture of reluctance and ritual formality. “We are gathered today to hear a presentation from… Morvana the… Administrative Consultant?” Her words stumbled, hesitant over the title as if it were a spell too potent to speak aloud.
“I’ve changed my title,” Morvana replied smoothly, a faint, knowing smile tugging at her lips. “Market research suggests that ‘Shadow Sorceress’ is viewed somewhat negatively in the context of governmental consulting.”
“Right. And you’ve brought with you…”
“My team of expert consultants,” Mia interjected, rising from her seat. “I am Mia Thompson, Senior Systems Analyst and resident heroine. These are my colleagues: Sir Marcus, our Logistics Coordinator, and Lady Vera, our Information Management Specialist.”
“And the other heroes who disappeared?” Lyra asked, the council chamber now slightly tensely attentive.
“They’re in Conference Room B upstairs, working on budget projections for Phase Two implementation,” Sir Marcus replied. His calm demeanor contrasted sharply with the murmurs of nobles who had already begun quietly speculating on what might go wrong.
Lyra’s expression took on the precise look of someone enduring an impending headache. “Very well. You have an hour to present your… proposal.”
Mia activated the Mystical Information Display System. Charts, graphs, and organizational flowcharts sprang to life above the council table, flickering with iridescent light. It was a dazzling display of order, numbers, and clarity—a visible contrast to the chaos of current administrative procedures.
“Honorable Council members,” Mia began, her voice steady, “we are here today to confront Eldoria’s most pressing existential danger: systemic administrative inefficiency.”
The first floating display illustrated the current process for issuing a basic magical research permit. The diagram was so intricate that it resembled a small galaxy, a web of approvals and forms stretching into infinity.
“Currently, a basic research permit passes through seventeen offices, consists of forty-three forms, and takes an average of seven to eight months to process…” Mia paused to let the council absorb the scope. Uneasy mutters rippled through the room. Many of the nobles had personally endured the delays, and the visual representation made it impossible to ignore.
“For comparison,” she continued, bringing forth a second diagram, “here is the same process in the Kingdom of Northmarch.” The chart appeared elegantly simple, with only three approval steps. “Average processing time: two weeks.”
“But our system assures thoroughness!” protested Lord Aldwin, Minister of Magical Affairs.
“Is it, though?” Mia countered, flicking to a new chart illustrating approval outcomes. “Seventy-three percent of applications are approved with little or no modification. The cumbersome review process doesn’t prevent trouble—it only delays innovation, wastes resources, and stifles progress.”
The next screen displayed projections of economic cost. “Delays in administrative processing reduce the kingdom’s magical research output by approximately 40 percent, costing nearly 200,000 gold dragons annually in lost productivity.” The room fell quiet; numbers tended to persuade where abstract arguments failed.
“But the actual crisis,” Mia pressed on, “emerges when inefficiencies compound over time.”
Population growth curves, resource usage projections, and infrastructure maintenance timelines unfolded in a tapestry of data, illustrating the kingdom’s challenges for the next two decades.
“Eldoria’s population is growing, but administrative systems lag. Permits for agricultural production are delayed even as the demand for food increases. Permits to build new homes accumulate while urban expansion is critical. Maintenance of magical infrastructure is falling behind while existing systems overflow.”
She paused to allow the gravity of the situation to sink in. Without reform, Eldoria faced shortages, infrastructural failures, and social unrest that even the most fearsome sorceress could not disrupt.
“The good news,” she declared, flipping to a new series of diagrams, “is that these problems are solvable. Revolutionary change isn’t required—only smart, targeted optimization.”
Sir Marcus rose, projecting authority. “Our modifications focus on three key areas: process efficiency, interdepartmental communication, and automatic routine approvals.”
The floating charts now showed a redesigned approval process. Redundant steps had been eliminated, related tasks grouped, and standard applications were handled through magical automation.
“Implementation will be staged,” Marcus continued. “Low-risk pilot initiatives first, followed by wider rollout. Full implementation timeline: eighteen months. Anticipated annual savings: 300,000 gold dragons.”
Lady Vera added the final element. “Inter-departmental coordination improvements, shared data systems, standardized procedures, and cross-functional meetings will eliminate most communication bottlenecks.”
The chamber was silent. Chancellor Lyra’s gaze swept across the numbers, visibly calculating. “These figures… they’re accurate?”
“Double-checked and conservative,” Mia confirmed. “Actual benefits may be even higher.”
Lord Aldwin hesitated. “Control? Quality assurance? Streamlined procedures are only useful if they don’t fail catastrophically.”
Morvana rose for the first time. “An excellent point. Our plan incorporates automated monitoring and statistical analysis to ensure oversight focuses on applications most likely to require scrutiny. Routine approvals are expedited, while high-risk submissions are highlighted.”
The system displayed a risk matrix, elegantly flagging applications requiring special review.
“It’s triage for administration,” Mia explained. “Attention is allocated where it’s needed, rather than applied uniformly regardless of complexity.”
Lyra consulted with other councilors, whispering urgently. After several tense minutes, she spoke. “This is… not what we expected.”
“Best solutions rarely are,” Mia said, her voice calm and confident.
“You ask us to rework centuries of tradition.”
“I am asking you to make them more efficient. The work itself does not change; we simply remove unnecessary friction.”
A long silence followed. Then, unexpectedly, Lyra smiled.
“Excellent. The council will review the proposal in detail, but I am convinced by your reasoning. Lord Aldwin, please collaborate with these consultants to establish a pilot program in the Ministry of Magical Affairs.”
“A pilot program?” Aldwin’s skepticism was palpable.
“Start small,” Mia suggested. “Choose a procedure that frustrates you, optimize it, and expand only if successful. If it fails, the loss is minimal.”
“The mystical research department is ideal,” Morvana interjected. “Complex enough to demonstrate efficacy, but contained enough to prevent systemic fallout.”
Lyra nodded. “A six-month pilot program will begin immediately. If results validate projections, broader implementation will follow.”
As the council adjourned and the nobles departed—some contemplative, some impressed—Mia exhaled. Heroism, she realized, was not always about slaying monsters. Sometimes it was about confronting inefficiency with intelligence, insight, and courage.
“More like a battle worthy of bards,” Sir Marcus commented, a hint of admiration in his voice.
“Seriously?” Mia asked, gathering her materials. “We just convinced a whole royal government to reform itself using nothing but logic, data, and reason. That’s epic.”
Morvana smiled. “Your presentation was exceptional, particularly your use of economic projection to illustrate theoretical concerns.”
“Customer service works better than theory,” Mia replied. “People respond to tangible outcomes.”
Morvana’s tone turned serious. “The council approved the pilot, but successful implementation requires ongoing consultation. Are you willing to take this as a full-time role?”
Mia looked around. Three weeks ago, she had been a data-entry clerk; now, she stood on the precipice of a career that could influence an entire kingdom.
“What is the official title?”
“Senior Administrative Optimization Specialist, with the subtitle ‘Hero-in-Residence,’” Morvana said.
“And the benefits?”
“Access to the kingdom’s research libraries, comprehensive healthcare, flexible schedule, and the Jeweled Blade as an official tool,” Morvana listed.
“When do I start?”
That evening, beneath Eldoria’s twin moons, Mia walked the palace gardens. The breeze carried the faint scent of both evening magic and freshly signed permits—a subtle reminder of victory.
“Congratulations,” Morvana said, appearing silently at her side. “The kingdom is listening. Your methods work. But…” Her pause was deliberate, measured.
“But what?” Mia prompted.
“Efficiency exposes vulnerabilities as well as strengths. Some factions in Eldoria’s underworld do not welcome reform. They are quietly observing the pilot program… and they will not comply.”
A chill ran through Mia. The first arc had been won with data, diplomacy, and deft reasoning. The next battles might require more conventional heroics.
Sir Marcus stepped forward, helmet under arm. “Then we prepare. Knowledge, coordination, and decisive action. We have the tools; we just need to anticipate the opposition.”
Lady Vera, notebook in hand, appeared last. “And collect data. We can’t combat what we can’t measure.”
Mia gripped the Jeweled Blade—not as a weapon against beasts, but as a symbol of responsibility. “Then let’s ensure Eldoria is ready. Whatever comes next, we face it… together.”
Above them, the moons cast silver light over the palace spires. The first arc had concluded, but a more intricate path awaited. Mia Thompson, now officially a hero, was ready.
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