That DAMN LOG!! Wait... where am I?

A log fell on me, that was the last thing I saw, well, no, actually, now I am in what appears to be a hospital room with someone holding me. I think I remember something I was told earlier... what was it?

—I shouldn't be doing this, but you will be reborn with all your memories, I know you'll become great—. I finally remembered.

Who even said that to me? Wait, no, that's not the point... AM I BEING REBORN!? Damn it! I wanted to continue my peaceful life as a lumberjack.

A giant rectangle with some text appeared in front of me.

"Choose your weapon" it said.