Sunday Part 3

FUN FACT:

I think what fascinates me most about Yu’Chri is his biology? So basically, the Osanese don’t reproduce through Dad’s favorite pastime; instead their parent would use a magical needle to sew two bears: one black, one white. They’d come to life Toy Story-style, and travel their world separate from one another to learn different perspectives. After twenty years (or so), the two would meet up for the first time, doing a fusion dance.

The white half of Yu’Chri is named “YuYa” and the other half is named “ChriCa”. If you’re wondering what he sounds like, imagine the sweetest Japanese lady doing a portuguese accent for the YuYa half and some Chicano dude with the whitest accent for the ChriCa half… and they just speak in unison… 24/7.

What this species represents:

Today’s disaster made me reflect on my fifth birthday….aka the best one EVER. I spent that entire afternoon stalking observing some rich lady and her daughter. Man, that girl would bring the COOLEST TOYS. My favorite one being this teddy bear. I wanted it SOOOOOOOOO BAD. Fate must’ve read my mind, because she LEFT IT ON THE BENCH after her mother gave her the most EXPENSIVE LOOKING Barbie doll.

[Picture of teddy bear when Coco first got it] < MEET CHOPPER, MY OLD BEST FRIEND

Things Chopper Loved:

Bacon Beans (I cut a hole in her mouth just to feed them to her)

Mud baths (Hates regular baths)

Being thrown at girls who looked at me funny

Ended up losing her on my 6th birthday (aka the WORST one ever) :c

Soooooooo… what happened?

Saw a bully kick a stray dog. ‘Threw Chopper at the side of her face before beating the bitch senseless (the bully, not the dog). When I went to see if the mutt was doing alright (the dog, not the bully), he smelled the bacon inside Chopper AND TOOK HER away. Never saw my friend again… :c

…. A week later, I found the dog dead in the park. His mouth had the same permanent infection as the bully’s face.

Side Note:

Anyway, I hope Yu’Chri can make my 14th birthday the best ever! He never lets me down…