The War Reaches It's Beginning

???: Let's go,let's go! *swings knife*

Gowaru Tohru: Try me,you fetus sized piece of shit. *loads AK-47*

???: Prepare for your death,woman. AAAAAAAAH! *Naruto runs*

Mother Tohru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *gets stabbed in the shoulder*

???: *wheezes* You are seriously pathetic,bitch. A weakling like you dares to challenge ME!? THE Vladimir!?

Tohru,raging with fury: I WILL KILL YOU,YOU COCKY BASTARD!

Vladimir: I would like to see you try,you little ant in my master plan!

Gowaru Tohru: *grabs AK-47 and attempts to fire* 

Vladimir: How could you fall for the oldest trick in the book? I filled your gun with bombs,so when you tried to fire,this would happe-

*Gowarus left arm falls off*