Chapter 9:
Earthly Solutions
The meeting with Megan went better than either of us had dared to hope.
We found her at the Adventurers Guild, sitting at the same table where we'd first met her, but the atmosphere was completely different. Instead of the financial panic and component crisis that had defined our initial encounter, she was calmly reviewing what appeared to be a organized collection of receipts and expense records.
"Megan," I called out as we approached. "How are the new organizational systems working out?"
She looked up with a smile that was genuinely radiant. "Gentlemen, I cannot thank you enough. The component tracking system you suggested has already saved me forty coins this week alone!"
Mr. Tanaka's professional satisfaction was visible from across the room. "The bulk purchasing arrangements are working as projected?"
"Better than projected! And the vendor negotiations—I had no idea I could get those kinds of discounts just by asking!" She gestured toward her neat stacks of paperwork. "But more importantly, I finally understand where my money is going. For the first time since I became an Arch-wizard, I feel like I'm in control of my finances rather than constantly worried about them."
I watched Mr. Tanaka absorb this feedback with the expression of someone receiving the highest possible professional validation. This wasn't just a successful consultation—this was confirmation that his approach could fundamentally improve people's lives.
"And the tax optimization calculations?" he asked.
"Incredible. I submitted my amended return yesterday, and the guild accountant confirmed I'm getting a refund of 1,240 coins." She paused, as if she still couldn't quite believe it. "That's more money than I've ever had at one time in my entire adventuring career."
The number hit both of us simultaneously. 1,240 coins—exactly what Mr. Tanaka had calculated, down to the individual coin.
"Your projections were perfect," I said to Mr. Tanaka. "Absolutely perfect."
For a moment, he just stood there, absorbing the weight of what had just happened. His theoretical calculations had translated into real, tangible improvement in someone's life. The tax code optimization that had existed only on paper was now actual money in an actual person's account.
"Mr. Tanaka," Megan continued, "I've been telling everyone about your services. Half the mages in the guild are interested in consultations, and several of the clerics want to discuss deduction strategies for divine focus costs."
"How many people are we talking about?" I asked.
"At least twenty, possibly more. Word is spreading that you can actually make adventuring profitable instead of just barely sustainable."
Mr. Tanaka sat down heavily, and I could see him processing the implications. Twenty clients at our current fee structure, with results similar to Megan's case, would represent more income than either of us had made in our entire corporate careers.
"There's something else," Megan said, lowering her voice conspiratorially. "I've been talking to some of the higher-level adventurers, the ones who initially dismissed your services."
"Oh?" I leaned in, curious about whether the cultural resistance we'd encountered was beginning to shift.
"They're starting to pay attention. When word gets out that a Level 12 Arch-wizard just received a 1,240 coins tax refund through proper financial management..." She grinned. "Suddenly, paperwork doesn't seem quite so cowardly."
This was the validation we'd been hoping for. Success stories had a way of overcoming cultural biases, especially when those success stories involved amounts of money that could fund entire quest expeditions.
"Megan," Mr. Tanaka said, his voice carrying a note of something I'd never heard from him before… genuine gratitude. "Working with you has been one of the most professionally fulfilling experiences of my career. Thank you for trusting us with your financial challenges."
"Thank you for solving them!" she replied. "I was ready to give up on advanced magic entirely because I couldn't make the economics work. Now I can actually afford to use my full capabilities."
As we left the guild and walked back toward our inn, I realized something had fundamentally changed in my relationship with Mr. Tanaka. The mutual antagonism that had defined our corporate interactions had been replaced by something approaching genuine respect.
"You know," I said as we navigated the cobblestone streets, "I owe you an apology."
"For what?"
"For thinking your obsession with bureaucratic details was just... obsessive." I paused, trying to find the right words. "I spent years watching you stress about compliance requirements and tax regulations, and I thought it was just corporate anxiety. I didn't realize you were actually developing expertise that could solve real problems for real people."
Mr. Tanaka was quiet for a moment. "And I owe you an apology for thinking your gaming knowledge was just escapist fantasy. Your understanding of how this world operates: the logic behind equipment breakage rates, the economic structure of adventuring parties, the cultural dynamics that drive quest selection, that's been essential to everything we've accomplished."
It was perhaps the most honest conversation we'd ever had.
"It's funny," I continued. "Back on Earth, we were both miserable in jobs that felt meaningless. But here, your bureaucratic rigor and my useless obsessions actually complement each other."
"More than complement," Mr. Tanaka said. "Your insights into fantasy world logistics have been crucial for understanding which optimizations are actually practical versus just theoretically sound. And my financial analysis skills have given us a way to quantify and systematize improvements that benefit our clients."
We walked in comfortable silence for a while, both processing what had happened over the past week. We'd gone from reluctant coworkers to successful business partners, and somehow in the process, we'd become something that neither of us had expected: friends.
"You know what I realized today?" I said as we reached our inn.
"What's that?"
"This is the first time I've ever had a party member who's actually good at their job."
Mr. Tanaka laughed—a genuine, relaxed sound that I'd never heard from him before. "And this is the first time I've ever worked with someone who understands that the boring details actually matter for achieving meaningful results."
"Think we can make this partnership work long-term?"
"Yamamoto," he said, adjusting his briefcase with the confident gesture of someone who had found his calling, "I think we're going to be very successful together."
As we climbed the stairs to our room, I reflected on how dramatically our situation had changed. A week ago, we'd been two miserable corporate employees trapped in a job that neither of us found fulfilling. Now we were entrepreneurs with a growing client base, a proven service model, and what appeared to be unlimited market potential.
But more than that, we'd discovered that our supposedly incompatible skill sets actually made us an effective team. Mr. Tanaka's meticulous attention to regulatory detail provided the foundation for our optimization strategies, while my understanding of fantasy world mechanics helped us identify which interventions would actually work in practice.
"There's one more thing," Mr. Tanaka said as we reached our door.
"What's that?"
"Megan mentioned that some of the higher-level adventurers are starting to show interest in our services."
"Yeah, that's great news."
"It's more than great news," he said with a smile that was equal parts professional satisfaction and strategic calculation. "It means we're about to graduate from helping individual clients to potentially reshaping the entire adventuring economy."
I looked at him, noting the confidence in his posture and the genuine enthusiasm in his voice. This was a man who had found his purpose.
"Ready for that kind of responsibility?"
"Yamamoto," he said, straightening his tie with the practiced gesture of someone preparing for important work, "I've been preparing for this kind of challenge my entire career. I just never knew it."
As we settled in for the evening, planning our strategy for handling the growing demand for our services, I realized that our interdimensional transportation had accomplished something I'd never expected: it had turned two professionally unfulfilled individuals into a genuinely effective partnership.
Judging by the stack of consultation requests Megan had handed us, that partnership was about to become very, very busy.
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