THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN

"I hereby banish you from heaven until you learn to the error of your ways", those were some of the last words I heard before being sent to the mortal realm and begin my new.

Hi, my name is Geb, no not that one, I am the current god of nature and souls, I have a younger sister, Vita, the goddess of the afterlife and fiancee, Pestilentia, the goddess of plagues and disease. Im a powerful god, have mortal worshipping me and have alot of other gods under my commands, people tend to forget nature doesnt just include trees and grass but stuff like fire, earth, water and even stuff like space and plus I even live in heaven. From everything I mentioned you probably think my life is great and to be fair it is but it is also quite boring all I do is look over mortals, maybe stop a calamity or two, give orders to the gods under me and make each of the realms are in order for our boss █████ █. So in order to make things abit more lively I taken up to mantle of a trickster god and at first it was harmless pranks, you know stuff like hitting someone with a tree, dropping someone space and so on but one day I may have gone to far, I wont go into the details but there was this big meeting with the god of creation(the leader of heaven and the boss of all the gods) and I may have nearly killed him so now I am in heavenly chains and brought before the gods and blessed souls to decided my fate. As jury whispers and murmurs the god of creation stood up and spoke

"Geb the god of nature and souls, you have been brought before this divine court for the charge of attempting to kill me, how do you plead."

I started weighing me options. If I plead not guilty than this trial might go on for a long time, maybe 100 years if I am lucky and I will most likely be found guilty cause who are they going to believe, the head of heaven or a trouble making god. But on the other hand if I plead guilty than this trial most likely will end here and now and the sentence will be a lighter. So swallowing me pride I scream at the top of my lungs

"I PLEAD GUILTY."

The whole court room went silent as those whispers and murmurs from before got louder and louder till the god of creation with a firm clap silenced them all.

"I hereby find you guilty on all accounts, from this day forward you will be banished from heaven until you learn the error of your ways. As part of this punishment you shall lose your divine name and form, your authority over heaven shall be removed and your next of kin shall lose there place. Due to the fact you have pled guilty I will allow you to choose the realms you shall walk upon."

Once again I start weighing my options. The realm were aliens and humans coexist is one and plus I already have followers in that world but there a war going on there and █████ █ has told us not to interfere so that realm is out. The realm were humanity is no more and robots walk in there place is immediately out. The realm where the person reading this is most likely living in is also out. I dont like humanity in that realm and the twin of that realm also is disappeared and we have not found it yet. So that only leaves the realm where magic exists, humanity is not all that bad, us gods often do the most favors for that realm and I can go into hiding very easily and there own version of earth, the cardinal planet is not so bad.

"The magic realm sir. Please send me to there"

"You have made you choice"

I start levitating off the ground as a portal to the cardinal planet opens below me. The gods of creation claps his hands again and wood starts to forming around my spiritual body till I take the form of a..... MONKEY?!?!. Before I can protest god of creation says a chant and I feel as if something has been placed on my chest.

"The sigil I have placed on you has bound your spiritual body to your new mortal, if it were to die so were you. It will also prevent you from entering heaven again and if you try to a, great and powerful shock shall course through your body, the same can be said if you ever try to say your divine name again"

As I am floating I look around to see my family and friends who all look in fear and shame. I cant blame them, I have been nothing but trouble.

"Do you have any last words before you are set off"

"Kiss my ass". I say with a smile

"By the power invested in me by █████ █ I hereby banish you from you heaven"

The heavenly chains around me loosen, dropping me into the mortal plain. As I fall the only thing I can think to my self is....

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN