The return of fucking Dandy Dan because I can't think of anything to write in time

One day in Scotland, there was a hot girl. A hot girl with platinum blonde braided hair that spoke with a posh Birtish accent. She was a detective. A detective partnered with a girl from Okinawa. They went to investigate some missing girls, but got kidnapped by the Loch Ness monster. There on the loch, they got shaved bald. And it was there that they saw him. 

In his colonial attire with a smile on his face and a head full of dandylion fluff, there was Dandy Dan tap dancing to his own tune. 

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The mystery of Bald loch? Fucking Dandy Dan!

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