Weird way to an Isekai

The morning sunlight slipped through the curtains, stabbing my eyes like a thousand tiny needles.

“Ugh… five more minutes…”
Of course, the alarm clock didn’t care. It kept ringing until I smacked it hard enough to nearly break it.

Name’s Miyazuki Azuki, seventeen years old. A totally normal high school student with totally normal problems—like being late every single day.

Still half-asleep, I dragged myself to the bathroom, stripped off my pajamas, and turned on the shower. The warm water washed away the last bits of sleep clinging to my brain.
“Alright… new day, new me.”

After a quick bath, I grabbed my toothbrush and started brushing. Foam, mint, and the faint hope that maybe today wouldn’t suck.

Then—

gurgle…

I froze.

“…Huh?”

The sound came from the toilet.
At first, I thought it was just a weird plumbing noise. But then—the water moved.

“Wait, what the—?”

The water inside the bowl began swirling violently, glowing faintly blue. Before I could even react, something shot out—long, liquid strands wrapping around my arms like

 tentacles!

“W-Wait! I didn’t sign up for this kind of anime scene—!!”

The water tightened its grip, dragging me closer. My toothbrush flew from my mouth.

And then—

SPLASH!

I was sucked straight into the toilet.
The world spun. My lungs screamed. Everything went dark.

The world spun violently, and when I finally opened my eyes, I was lying flat on a cold marble floor. My vision swam for a few seconds before the shapes around me started to make sense.

Tall stone pillars. Flickering torches. A ceiling so high I could barely see it.
And… my classmates.

“Wha–?! Azuk-kun!? What’s going on!?”
“Where are we!?”

“Is this some kind of field trip!?”

Voices overlapped in panic and confusion. I turned my head and saw familiar faces—Tanaka clutching his bag like a lifeline, Ayane trying to wake up her best friend, and even our homeroom teacher lying unconscious nearby.

“…You’ve got to be kidding me.” I sat up, my. “I was just brushing my teeth… then the toilet tried to eat me”
Before anyone could reply, a blinding blue glow filled the room. A massive magic circle burned beneath us, runes spinning slowly before fading away.
Then, from the top of a marble staircase, a group of robed figures appeared.

“Welcome, heroes from another world,” one of them said in a deep, echoing voice. “The Kingdom of Elgardia humbly requests your aid.”
The entire class went silent.

For a few long seconds, no one spoke. We just stood there, frozen in disbelief, the weight of his words hanging in the air.

“Heroes…?” someone whispered.

I stared at the robed man, then at the glowing circle, then back at my toothbrush–still somehow in my hand.

“…You’ve got to be kidding me,” I muttered. “I got isekai’d through a toilet… and dragged the whole class with me.”

****

After the introductions, the man with the robe told us about the world, but this one was different. They wanted to send us to war.

"War!?" Amane said while trembling with fear.

I don't blame him, everyone here is scared. Even the class monitor. Then again, just imagine seeing human blood after slaughter.

Feeling an urge to speak, I raised my hand and the robe man pointed at me. 

"Can I ask a question." I said while raising my hand.
"Yes hero" 

"As heroes do we have different professions, like assassin, hero, or mage."

The man's mouth made a wide smile." Yes we do.

Whisper started from one person to another upon hearing my words.

The man told us that the Balak Empire started to camp near the Kingdom's forest, but the kingdom we're currently on didn't have many forces. The enemy had about– 10 000 forces at their main base, and 3 000 at the camp.

"Young heroes! Now's time to see your professions, and among you, we have a hero. That hero is the one who will lead all heroes. First start by saying status open and you will see your own information and what professions you currently hold."

"I'm a mage!"

"Wow I'm an assassin.

"Saintess?"

While the other were happy, others weren't happy at all.

"Wow~ I'm a chef"

"A farmer!?"

"Apparently I'm the on who take care of the horses"

And I'm one of those, but mine was different.

[Miyazuki Azuki]

[Unable to provide self info...]

"Huh, What. Unable to provide self info"

Well I expected this to happen.

"Now, heroes do you prefer to hide your status or show it to us."

I'm totally f*cked.