Grandmaster Halloween

Okisato scowled as Yuusuke trembled in his seat. "Nice job, Vice-president, you blew it. Well at least you'll just be stuck in diapers for a week," he thought as he turned his attention back to his own game. "Guess that means it's time for me to do my part," he grumbled as he moved his pawn to e4.

Olga scowled and moved her pawn to e5. "Try a Bongcloud, I dare you."

"Sorry, but that's not in the forecast, especially with such a fast time control," Okisato shrugged as he moved his knight to f3.

"Ironic, considering many actually play it in blitz matches," Olga scoffed as she moved her knight to c6.

"Well I could easily play it against you, but I don't feel like it today," Okisato sighed as he moved his knight to c3.

"Three Knights Opening, I guess I'll make it a Four Knights Game," Olga mumbled as she moved her knight to f6.

"Forgot to add the Halloween Gambit at the end!" Okisato snickered as he captured the pawn at e5 with his knight.

Olga scowled and captured said knight with her knight. She knew the schematics of this gambit, but that didn't make it any less annoying to deal with.

"D4. knight g6, then e5 and knight g8. Bishop c4 comes next, so I respond with c6," Olga thought as all those moves came to pass.

Okisato quickly moved his queen to f3, resulting in Olga instinctively moving her pawn to f6, but that was a misstep. Olga didn't realize it though, especially after Okisato moved his pawn to h4. But as soon as she moved her pawn to d5...

"Remember what signaled your friend's demise last time? EN PASSANT!" Okisato manically shouted as he performed en passant and captured the pawn at d5 with his e-pawn.

Olga immediately began to seethe with fury and captured the pawn on d6 with her bishop. "I'll kill you for that!"

"Well would you look at that, you're actually getting worked up," Okisato taunted as he moved his pawn to h5.

"As should be! I'm an elite, an elite grunge like you should be high above! Check!" Olga snarled as she moved her queen to e7.

Okisato simply shrugged and moved his bishop to e3 without saying a word. Olga took the chance to move her knight to f8, while Okisato castled queen's side. She then made a blunder and moved her pawn to f5, allowing Okisato to pounce and move his h-rook to e1.

Seeing the attack, Olga swiftly moved her knight to f6, while Okisato moved his pawn to d5. However, time began to run short causing Olga to move her knight to e4 without thinking too much. Okisato gleefully captured the pawn at c6 with his d-pawn, and then low on time, Olga had a lapse in judgement and captured the knight at c3 with her knight.

Before she could even react, Okisato instantly moved his bishop to g5. Her queen was screwed.

"Wow, so much for being "better than thou". Maybe because I'm actually a grandmaster while you... Hmm, did your bio say you had a title?"

"I'M A WOMEN'S GRANDMASTER!" Olga shouted as she slammed her knight down on e2.

"A woman's grandmaster, but not a female grandmaster. Come back when you're 2500-level," Okisato scoffed as he captured the knight at e2 with his rook.

Olga let loose a frustrated scream and slammed her rook down on b8. Now mate was inevitable, and it began with Okisato gleefully capturing the queen at e7 with his bishop. Olga instantly moved her bishop to e5, but rather than capture it immediately, Okisato instead opted to capture the knight at f8 with his bishop. Olga on the other hand doubled her defenses by moving her bishop to e6.

"Look at you, hiding behind your bishops, welp time to start chipping," Okisato taunted as he captured the bishop at e5 with his rook.

Tears began to pour out of Olga's eyes as she let loose another frustrated scream and moved her pawn to g6. Okisato chuckled at the spectacle and moved his bishop to h6 as Olga dejectedly moved her rook to d8.

"Knock, knock, it's mate in 2. Check," Okisato taunted as he captured the bishop at d6 with his rook.

"NO! I'm not going to lose to a degenerate man like you!" Olga shouted as she moved her king to f7.

"I'm not the one that made you having to strip be part of the match,"  Okisato scoffed as he moved his e-rook to d6.

At this point, all Olga could do was scream and cry as she moved her king to e8.

"And for a little more disrespect... Checkmate, ba-ka," Okisato snickered as her moved his rook to e1, winning the game.

The full game:

White: Okisato Tanabe (2600) Black: Olga Obrazovanshchina (2299)

1. e4 e5

2. Nf3 Nc6

3. Nc3 Nf6

4. Nxe5 Nxe5

5. d4 Ng6

6. e5 Ng8

7. Bc4 c6

8. Qf3 f6

9. h4 d5

10. exd6 Bxd6

11. h5 Qe7+

12. Be3 Nf8

13. O-O-O f5

14. Rhe1 Nf6

15. d5 Ne4

16. dxc6 Nxc3

17. Bg5 Ne2+

18. Rxe2 Rb8

19. Bxe7 Be5

20. Bxf8 Be6

21. Rxe5 g6

22. Bh6 Rd8

23. Rxe6+ Kf7

24. Red6+ Ke8

25. Re1#