Chapter 5:
My Foreign Girlfriend is a Witch!
The adrenaline from their escape had begun to fade, leaving behind a nervous, buzzing silence that was somehow louder than the roar of Shinjuku’s nightlife.
They walked down the neon-lit sidewalk, just two more faces in the late-night Saturday crowd. Yuki trailed a half-step behind Aya, his shoulder bag feeling heavy with the contraband laptop and the even heavier weight of their successful, insane mission.
Aya was walking with a focused intensity, her head slightly bowed as she tapped away on her phone. Her focus was absolute, as if she were already compiling an after-action report in her head, itemizing every variable and calculating the efficiency of their extraction.
Yuki’s stomach gave a loud, treacherous growl, cutting through the ambient noise of the street.
Aya stopped typing. She didn't look back, but she turned a sharp left corner without breaking stride.
“Is this the location, yes?” she said. “Ramen Ichiro. Two blocks. It matches your earlier recommendation.”
Yuki blinked, then scrambled to catch up. “Oh. Right. Food.”
The ramen shop was a hole-in-the-wall establishment, the kind that was barely wide enough for a single counter and smelled deliciously of pork bones, garlic, and steam. It was crowded, loud, and brilliantly mundane.
Aya stood in front of the ticket vending machine, staring at the colorful buttons with the same intensity she had used to decipher the magical wards in the server room.
“The interface is chaotic,” she murmured. “Too many choices. Miso. Shoyu. Tonkotsu. Spicy. Extra pork. Why is there a button for ‘Mega Mountain’?”
“It’s just noodles, Aya,” Yuki said, stepping up beside her. “Just get the standard Tonkotsu. Trust me.”
He pressed the buttons for two standard bowls, added an extra egg for both, and fed the machine a bill. He handed her the ticket.
“You are the specialist,” she conceded, taking the small paper slip.
They squeezed into two empty stools at the far end of the counter. The shop was a wall of noise—slurping, shouting cooks, clattering bowls. Aya sat perfectly straight, looking out of place in her tactical leather jacket amidst the salarymen and students.
When the steaming bowls arrived, heavy with rich broth and topped with a perfectly soft-boiled egg, Aya stared at hers suspiciously.
“High salt content,” she noted. “Significant fat content, and carbohydrate load is excessive.”
“It’s comfort food,” Yuki said, breaking his chopsticks. “It makes your soul comfy.”
He took a large bite, slurping loudly. He sighed in contentment. “Oh man. That hits the spot.”
Aya watched him. She broke her chopsticks with a precise snap. She picked up a few strands of noodles, blew on them gently, and ate them without a sound.
“Inefficient thermal regulation,” she critiqued, chewing slowly. “But… acceptable palatability.”
“You’re supposed to slurp,” Yuki instructed, pointing with his chopsticks. “It aerates the noodles. Cools them down and improves the flavor profile. It’s physics.”
Aya paused. She looked at the noodles. She looked at Yuki. The word “physics” seemed to trigger something in her brain.
“Aeration for thermal regulation,” she muttered. “Logical.”
She leaned over the bowl. She took a deep breath. And then she slurped.
It was a forceful, aggressive slurp. A tactical slurp. It sent a tiny spray of broth onto her cheek.
Yuki stifled a laugh.
Aya froze. She wiped the droplet from her cheek with a napkin, her face turning a faint shade of pink.
“That technique requires refinement,” she stated stiffly. Then, she picked up the soft-boiled egg and bit into it. Her eyes widened slightly. “However, the protein component is… superior.”
They ate in relative silence for a few minutes, the tension of the heist slowly bleeding away into the steam of the broth. But Aya kept glancing at him sideways, her analytical gaze piercing through the steam.
“You are acclimating remarkably well,” she said suddenly, setting down her chopsticks.
“Huh?” Yuki mumbled, his mouth full of pork.
“Most mundanes, when exposed to the Veil, experience cognitive dissonance. Denial. Panic. Or they try to rationalize it away immediately,” Aya said. “You… you hacked a magical lock and threw a brick at a sorcerer. You treat magic like it is just natural by now.”
Yuki swallowed and took a sip of water. He leaned back on the stool.
“I guess I just don’t see the difference,” he said with a shrug. “Magic. Code. It’s all just syntax, isn't it? You have rules. You have inputs and outputs. If I miss a semicolon in C++, the program crashes. If you mispronounce a Latin word, the spell fizzles, I think. It’s complicated, sure, but it’s explainable. It’s a system.”
He grinned, a genuine, boyish expression. “Besides… being part of a secret magical war? It’s pretty cool. Way better than debugging the printer in the library.”
Aya studied him. “You are a genius, Yuki Amano. I have seen you work deeply. I have seen how you dismantled that security system.”
She leaned in slightly, her voice dropping lower.
“Why are you wasting your time in high school? Why are you not in a government think tank? Or working for a major corporation? With your skills, you could be wealthy. You could be powerful. Instead, you are… here. Eating ramen and hiding in a computer club.”
Yuki’s smile faded. He looked down at his bowl, stirring the broth with his spoon.
“That’s exactly why I’m here,” he said quietly. “Because I want to eat ramen.”
Aya tilted her head, confused.
“The tech world isn't a meritocracy, Aya,” Yuki said, his voice taking on a cynical edge that seemed too old for his face. “It’s a kingdom. It’s techno-feudalism. The people at the top—the CEOs, the government directors—they’re sociopaths. They’re Kings.”
He looked up at her.
“If I show them what I can really do… if I pop up on their radar… I don’t get a job. I get conscripted. I become a serf. I become an asset to be exploited until I burn out at twenty-five. The King summons you to the castle, and you never leave.”
He gestured around the cramped, noisy shop.
“I like my life. I like video games. I like sleeping in on Sundays. I like cheap noodles. I just want to chill. Being invisible… that’s freedom. That's just my opinion.”
Aya watched him for a long moment. She looked at the boy in the hoodie who preferred obscurity to power, who saw magic as just another puzzle to solve, and who feared corporate recruiters more than dark wizards.
“Operational invisibility by choice,” she murmured. “A strategic decision to preserve autonomy.”
“Exactly,” Yuki said. “So, helping you? It’s perfect. It’s interesting, it’s challenging, but the world doesn't know I exist. I get to be a secret agent and still go to homeroom.”
Aya nodded slowly. “I understand. To the Kings… we are both just assets.”
She picked up her chopsticks again.
“Let's eat our noodles, Yuki. Before they get cold.”
When they stepped back out onto the street, the air felt cooler. Yuki felt human again, grounded by the heavy meal and the truth he’d shared.
But the awkwardness returned immediately. The meal was done. The mission was done. The deep conversation was over.
“So,” Yuki said, stopping near the entrance to the station. He cleared his throat. “Am I done here? Is the… asset protection detail concluded for the evening?”
He cringed at his own words. Asset protection detail? Who am I, a secret agent?
“Or… can we continue our, you know, ‘date’? The night’s still young. We could maybe… hang out?”
Aya stopped dead in her tracks.
She didn't turn around for a moment. Yuki’s stomach plummeted through the floor, convinced he had just made a critical error. A social syntax error that would get him demoted back to ‘problem to be eliminated.’
Then, she slowly turned. She walked back the few steps that separated them.
And she did something that short-circuited his brain for the second time that night.
She took his hand.
Her fingers were cool and surprisingly soft, lacing through his own with a firm, confident grip that was completely devoid of hesitation.
“If you want to,” she said, her voice neutral but her eyes holding a flicker of something he couldn’t decipher. “There is a late-night cinema nearby showing Cosmic Heart Prism Crusaders: The Movie. I have been told it is a strategically significant piece of modern Japanese culture.”
Yuki’s brain went into a full system meltdown.
Aya Lefebvre is holding my hand. And she wants to go see a mahou shoujo anime movie.
“I—uh, that—yes,” he stuttered, his voice cracking like a preteen’s. “Yes, movie. Good. Let’s… movie.”
Aya’s lips twitched into the barest hint of a smile.
“Oh,” she said, looking down at their joined hands as if noticing them for the first time. “It seems I have broken your ‘no holding hands’ rule. My apologies.”
She made no move to let go.
The cinema was a small, independent theater tucked away on a side street, the kind that smelled of stale popcorn and old velvet. The tired-looking cashier in the booth gave them a lazy, practiced smile.
“Two for Prism Crusaders? You’re in luck, it’s our last showing. Couple’s discount?”
“Oh, no, we’re not—” Yuki started to say, his face flushing a brilliant shade of red.
“Yes,” Aya cut him off smoothly, placing the exact change for two tickets on the counter. “We are.”
She handed Yuki his ticket. “It is illogical to pay full price when a discount is available based on a technicality,” she whispered.
They sat in the middle row. The theater was mostly empty, save for a few die-hard fans.
The movie started. It was exactly what Yuki expected: a dazzling, ridiculous explosion of sparkles, friendship speeches, and transformation sequences that defied the laws of physics even more than the magic he’d seen in the alley.
What he didn’t expect was Aya.
She sat beside him in the dark, her posture perfectly straight. But he could see her leaning forward ever so slightly, her violet eyes wide and completely captivated by the screen. She watched the magical girl transformations with the same intensity she had used to scan the server room for traps.
“Her conduit is inefficient,” she whispered to him during a dramatic power-up scene where the protagonist raised a heart-shaped locket. “A locket has poor geometric resonance. A wand or a focus gem would offer far superior energy channeling and precision.”
Yuki stifled a laugh. “It’s about the power of love, Aya.”
“Love is an emotion,” she countered, whispering fiercely. “Magic is physics. You cannot power a kinetic blast with an emotion unless it is raw rage, and even then, the conversion rate is terrible.”
Later, when the main character defeated the villain with a rainbow blast powered by the collective hope of her friends, Aya murmured, “The conceptual power of collective will is a documented phenomenon—a type of egregore manifestation—but its application here is highly improbable. The energy expenditure required to generate a blast of that magnitude would vaporize the caster instantly.”
She sounded less like a critic and more like an excited engineer analyzing a new, faulty piece of tech. It was the most adorable, gap moe thing Yuki had ever witnessed. The terrifying witch was gone, replaced by a nerd obsessing over magic systems.
When the credits rolled and they stepped back out into the cool night air, Yuki found himself grinning. The movie had been silly, but he’d genuinely enjoyed it. Mostly because of the commentary track provided by the deadly assassin beside him.
“You liked it,” Aya stated, more an observation than a question.
“Yeah, I did,” he admitted. “It was fun.”
That was all the prompting she needed. Her usual professional reserve melted away, replaced by a rare, passionate energy.
“The narrative structure was surprisingly robust,” she began, her voice animated, her hands moving as she spoke. “The villain’s motivations, while simplistic, were internally consistent with the lore established in the first act. And the way they visualized the thaumaturgical particle effects was a fascinating interpretation of how raw aether might look if it were visible to the naked eye. Of course, real aether is colorless until shaped, but—”
A group of teenagers, laughing and talking loudly, were heading towards the theater entrance for the midnight horror showing. They were just a few feet away, close enough to hear every word.
“—and the ritual circle used in the finale was actually a corrupted version of a binding seal, which implies—”
Without thinking, acting on a bizarre, protective instinct to shield her strange, secret world from casual listeners, Yuki reached out.
He gently placed his hand over Aya’s mouth.
“Shh,” he whispered. “Spoilers! People are coming to watch it.”
Aya froze mid-sentence.
Her wide, surprised eyes stared into his. The world seemed to slow down. He could feel her soft breath against his palm. They stood like that for a long, silent moment on the sidewalk, the city lights reflecting in her pupils, the ambient noise of Shinjuku fading into a dull hum.
Then Yuki’s brain caught up with his actions.
What did I just do?! I just put my hand on a deadly magical girl’s face!
He snatched his hand back as if he’d been burned, stumbling backward a step.
“I’m so sorry!” he stammered, bowing frantically. “I don’t know why I did that! That was rude! I just… you were talking about real magic and I panicked!”
Aya just looked at him, her expression unreadable. She touched her lips with her fingertips.
Then, a small, genuine smile bloomed on her face. It wasn't a smirk. It wasn't a mask. It was a real smile, and it transformed her features from beautiful to breathtaking. It made Yuki’s heart do a painful-feeling flip in his chest.
“It is okay,” she said, her voice soft. “You were right. Operational security.”
She checked her watch. “It is late.”
“Won’t your parents be worried?” Yuki asked suddenly.
“Oh. I live alone,” he added quickly. “They work overseas. I think you already know that. But… you?”
“My parents are… unconventional,” Aya said. She looked at him, weighing something in her mind.
“We are not finished,” she said simply. “The data on this drive needs to be decrypted. It cannot wait until morning.”
She turned and looked him directly in the eye.
“Would you like to come to my house? My parents are away, by the way.”
Wtf. Wtf. Wtf.
The three letters flashed in his mind like a critical system error.
Come to my house. Parents are away.
This was a development he had not anticipated. A part of his brain—the logical, self-preservation part—was screaming at him to run home, lock the door, and hide under the covers. But a louder, more reckless part—the part that had just jumped out of a window with her in spirit—took control.
“Yes,” he heard himself say.
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