Pisser's Quarrel

My very first day as a member of Pissu Academy progressed much smoother than anticipated. For starters, I was paired in a class with both Akari and Ayumi. Being able to have two acquaintances in a new, intimidating setting like Pissu definitely helped ease my anxiety, especially after my display at the gymnasium earlier. Secondly, Akari appointed me as the student council event coordinator. Of course, Kyu explained I would only be joining on paper, as Pissu Academy had no use for an event coordinator outside of the cultural festival. This seemed to be Akari's way of keeping me close, despite my reputation at my old school as a delinquent.

While Kyu mentioned doing my best to stay away from the cute Ayumi, I found it increasingly difficult to do so after school, when Ayumi decided to follow me on my walk home.

"So, Ryu-chan, do you have a girlfriend?"
She giggled, happily skipping next to me.

"I don't. Though, there's someone I've liked for a while now,"
I muttered. Naturally, I was referring to my childhood friend, Kotomi Mie.

Speaking of Mie-chan, I wonder if she knows I've transferred schools. While it does suck to be away from her, I'm sure a bit of explaining will help ease her lecture. I'll be sure to call her tonight.

"Hm? You like someone? Could it be little ol' me?"
Ayumi tilted her head at an impossible angle, flashing an adorable peace sign against her dimple.

"Not a chance. I prefer my girls with larger assets,"
I said firmly. While I never enjoyed talking about girls' bodies in front of them, I only did so to ensure Ayumi would grow to dislike me for her own safety.

"Larger assets? You're talking about boobs and ass, aren't you? I've heard most boys prefer both!"
Ayumi wrapped her arms around my forearm, pressing her almost non-existent breasts against me.

"Both? What does that even mean? Both, what?!"
I shook her off of my arm.

"Both meaning... boys like large girls and tiny girls! Lucky for you, Ryu-chan, I'm at a perfect sweet spot! I'm extra adorable and small in the chest, but my ass is nice and plump for grabbing! Not to mention, I'm average height, so I really am the perfect sweet spot for both worlds!"
Ayumi, again, tilted her posture at an impossible angle, bringing two peace signs to the corners of her eyes, which I failed to mention, were very cute.

"A perfect sweet spot? That doesn't mean anything! I told you, I like girls with huge tits; bonus points if her ass matches!"
For some reason, I mimicked Ayumi's posture and brought two peace signs to my eyes.

"Haha! You're such a liar, Ryu-chan! I'm willing to bet that if I stripped down naked in your room, you would pounce on me like a rabid dog, and sink those teeth right into my flesh!"
Ayumi was now completely upside down, standing on her head as she held those peace signs against her eyes.

Why the hell is her skirt not falling down?! What is this, a gag manga?!

"Enough! Kyu-senpai warned me about your lineage! You only crave the strongest gifted urine users so that you can strengthen your own vaginal muscles through sex! Well, news flash, Ayumi-san! I'm a total virgin! Even if my piss stream is powerful, my thrusting leaves much to be desired!"
I said that last line proudly, puffing out my chest as if being abstinent were a choice of mine.

Ayumi flipped herself upright, letting out a small click of her tongue before returning to that obnoxiously bright smile.
"Virgin or not, it's not every day I can train with a Dragon's Flow user. I'll make it simple for you, Ryu-chan. You don't even have to have sex with me. You can just stimulate my clit with your piss stream until I cum buckets!"

"That's even more concerning! I'd rather have normal sex at that point!"
I shouted, flustered by her extremities.

This girl seriously has issues!

"Ryu-chan?!"
A timid, feminine voice belonging to someone other than Ayumi shouted from the distance.

I could immediately tell who it was without a glance. It could be none other than Kotomi Mie, having listened to my boasting about virginity and possible sex with a girl she had never met before.

"Mie-chan?!"
I nearly sobbed, holding back my frustration as I darted away from Ayumi.

"Mie-chan? Ryu-chan, who's this skank?"
Ayumi approached from behind at mach speed, placing both hands on her hips and glaring at Mie.

"Skank?! The real question is, who are you?! I've known Ryu-chan for over a decade, and I've never seen you before!"
Mie placed her hands on her own hips, seemingly ready to defend my honor in front of a crazy girl like Ayumi.

Mie-chan! She really is the ideal girl!

"You call him Ryu-chan, too? That's cute! We were just talking about heading back to his place for some steamy, kinky stuff."
Ayumi snickered, her eyes narrowing with satisfaction at having gotten under Mie's skin.

"Ryu-chan would never do anything so... so grotesque! I mean, it's not like I've thought about Ryu-chan in such intense situations before! Like, if Ryu-chan had tied me up and whipped me from behind while calling me a bad girl!"
Mie managed to just barely squeak out those last few words.

"Mie-chan?! It's not like I've ever thought about that too! We're both pure, innocent souls!"
I chimed in, defending her hidden fantasies with broken logic.

"Oh, really?!"
Ayumi stomped her foot, leaning her forehead against Mie's.
"If you haven't thought about it before, then maybe Ryu-chan isn't meant for a cow like you! He told me he prefers extra tiny fragile lolita girls! He said only I could satisfy his darkest desire to roleplay a neko-inu-kitsune-idol-paizuri-netorare-incest-brocon-footjob-childhood friend for him in bed!"

"Ayumi-san! That's far too many categories that I don't even enjoy! And I just told you, lolitas are out! I'm into busty girls with big tits!"
I screamed, defending my honor as a vanilla/ BDSM enjoyer in front of Mie.

"Is that true, Ryu-chan? You... really prefer girls with... big assets?"
Mie blushed furiously, almost giggling at her own shyness as the situation de-escalated.

"Now's not the time for this, Mie-chan. This girl is after my innocence! You've gotta do something! There's no way I can hit a girl!"
I cowered behind her.

"Oh, you really want to challenge me?! Ayumi of Pissu Academy! The student council treasurer with a red stream?!"
Ayumi flaunted her hips, her hand seemingly ready to raise her skirt to launch a piss stream attack at Mie.

"A... red stream? Shouldn't you see a doctor about that?"
Mie innocently rebuked, clutching her own skirt at the thought of bloody urine.

"Mie-chan, I'll explain later. I'm sorry for dragging you into this, but you aren't ready to fight Ayumi-san. I didn't think she had the audacity to use her stream against even a normal civilian. She truly is a force to be reckoned with!"
I gently shielded Mie from Ayumi's line of sight, gripping my own belt in case a fight were to break out.

"That's right, Ryu-chan. If there's one thing us Akabane girls pride ourselves on, it's breaking the rules to get what we want."
Ayumi's smirk turned lustful, watching my hand hover over my crotch with expectant eyes.

Akabane? So, her full name is Akabane Ayumi. I'll have to remember that when doing my research about the Piss Wars later.

"So be it. If you truly won't let me go without either sex or hurting Mie-chan, then I have no reason to hold back anymore. You're not a girl to me anymore; you're a monster in human skin!"
I unbuckled my belt in one swift motion, allowing my pants to drop to my ankles before the two girls.

"Kya! Ryu-chan, you aren't really going to have sex with her to save me, are you?! I won't allow it!"
Mie-chan began slapping my back from behind, but the stinging sensation only served to increase my adrenaline.

"Don't worry, Mie-chan, I won't be having sex with anyone! I just need to teach this girl a lesson in manners! Arise, Dragon's Flow!"
I yanked my boxers from my waist, allowing my cock full access to aim at Ayumi.

"You'll learn to respect my wishes, Ryu-chan! Let's see if that Dragon's Flow can handle an experienced red flow like mine! Come forth, Womb of the Deceased!"