Chapter 9:

Piss Tournament [Part 2]

Piss Wars


Event number one, the obstacle course. On my team, the only face I actually recognized was Junpei from the student council. While Ayumi mentioned earlier that the obstacle course is a battle of first and second-year students against the third-years, members of the student council are allowed to join the other teams in order to assist.

"What's with that look on your face, Sakamoto-kun? You're far more talented than these other students."
Junpei adjusted his glasses, seemingly perplexed by why I was eyeballing RinRin's team so cautiously.

"While I have to agree with you, Senpai, I'm afraid I won't be using my Dragon's Flow nor my yellow stream during the Piss Tournament."
I readied myself at the starting line.

"What?! That's absurd! You mean to tell me you plan to compete in the Piss Tournament with just sheer piss strength and skill alone?! You'll make a fool of yourself!"
Junpei shouted at me.

I knew how ridiculous I must have sounded, yet I couldn't bring myself to care. If the other students were to learn about my hidden abilities so soon, they might rely too heavily on me to aid in the Piss Wars. For the sake of the universe, we would need as many helping hands as possible, even if it meant hiding my talent until the time for action presented itself.

"I swear, President Akari has a knack for finding the absolute craziest combatants. You better start praying for a miracle, Sakamoto-kun."
Junpei fastened his headband, lining up just behind me and the other students before the starting bell.

* * *

The gong shrilled through the air, and I immediately found myself taking first place through the maze. Around the first corner were ceramic targets of varying sizes. I quickly unzipped my pants, allowing my member full access to the open air as I fired seven piss bullets, supercharged with the strength of my special coffee. The ceramic shattered in every which way, allowing both myself and my comrades to continue onward to the next obstacle.

"Nice one, Sakamoto!"
A student shouted from behind me.

"You've got incredible power behind those piss bullets! I'm glad he's on our team!"
Another one said.

"I'm just getting started! I plan to fully dominate RinRin's team!"
I cockily exclaimed.

Zooming my way through both the next obstacles, I hadn't given anyone a chance to assist me, taking on the full weight of the obstacle course by myself. Each and every turn led to something uniquely difficult, but for someone as trained in stream strength as I was, it was simply a matter of speed. Time was of the essence if it meant beating RinRin.

* * *

Finally, at the end of the obstacle course, the two courses collided with each other, both teams now having access to compete in the final challenge. Who other than RinRin could have met me face to face while our paths crossed near the finish line?

"Funny seeing you here, Sakamoto-kun. I thought for certain you would fall behind!"
RinRin smirked, their pants completely discarded as they approached the final target.

"Really? I was thinking the same about you."
I remarked.

"So, this is the final target?"
RinRin turned her gaze toward three holes on a wall, each hole differing in size and distance.

"Do we just have to land a stream through each target? Seems easy enough."
I aimed my tip toward the biggest hole, shooting a piss bullet through to the sound of a chime.

"Wait, Sakamoto-kun!"
Junpei shouted, finally having caught up to me after my sprint.
"Did you already shoot a piss bullet through the bottom hole?!"

"Yeah, I did. Is that a problem?"
Judging by Junpei's reaction, it seems as if I messed up.

"You fool! First, you run off and waste all of your urine on the small targets, then you ignore the rules of the final obstacle!"
Junpei looked ready to slap me, but his pride as a prim and proper student council member held him back.

"The rules? I don't see any rules,"
I said, looking around until my gaze landed on the text wall on RinRin's side of the game.

Only one player can finish the final obstacle by themselves. Once a player has pissed through the first ring, that same player must finish the game by pissing through the other rings.

"Oh... so, I just have to piss through each ring. I was already going to do that, Junpei-senpai."
I scoffed at him, lining my tip with the second ring from about ten meters back.

"No, you idiot! Read the bottom!"
Junpei forced my head back toward the board.

If said player misses even once, the opposing team wins by default. The first to make all targets also wins.

"Do you see, now?! If you don't make every hole, you'll be responsible for our team losing! Losing the first match is just pathetic!"
Junpei snarled.

I'm seriously in trouble! RinRin is already lining their tip for the next shot, and with such a strong blue stream, there's no way they haven't trained their flow to absolute perfection. To do this, without the use of my yellow stream or Dragon's Flow, it's going to take an absolute miracle!

Without giving it much thought, I aimed my tip frantically toward the second ring. A perfect piss bullet whizzed through the air, entering the second ring at the same time as RinRin's colorful stream. A chime sounded, and there was only one ring left.

"Not too shabby for someone not using their stream and flow."
RinRin giggled, not taking their eyes off the final target.

"Stop talking! I'm trying to concentrate!"
I shouted in retaliation.

"Hey, Sakamoto-kun."
RinRin beckoned.

For a brief moment, I stopped what I was doing to stare at them. As I turned my head, RinRin's master plan had fully succeeded. There, two plump, jiggly breasts were being groped right in front of me. RinRin's tongue stuck cutely from their lips, and both of their hands were kneading the tender flesh of their breasts with intent to rattle me.

I panicked, my eyes growing wide at the sight of two absolute luxuries being fondled so seductively before me, nipples spilling outward and completely visible through their fingers.

"Wha-"
I exclaimed, not realizing RinRin had already successfully landed their stream directly through the final small ring of the obstacle course.

The gong echoed once again, signifying RinRin's victory and my team's defeat. It was exactly like Junpei had said; the feeling of losing the very first match was extraordinarily pathetic.

"Victory to team red! Team red wins the first match of the day!"

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