Chapter 18: Master, Is Your Mind in the Gutter?

[ Outside the Door ]

"It’s okay. Don't scream so loud. Take a deep breath. Remember, go down slowly... don't use too much force..."

"Ugh... I... I'll try my best, Big Brother Lynn... B-But... I'm too scared to look..."

"I told you, stop moving around."

"Woo... I'm sorry, Big Brother Lynn... It's my first time... I don't have any experience..."

"It's fine. Just hold still."

"AAAAHHH————!!"

"Why are you screaming?"

"It's shooting out! Big Brother Lynn! It's squirting everywhere!"

Nanako, with her ear pressed against the door, turned a shade of red that would put a boiled lobster to shame. Steam practically erupted from her ears. She felt like she was going to die of cringe.

"This detestable guy! This Horny Degenerate!!"

Nanako grabbed her twin-tails, tearing at her hair in a frenzy. This evil Dog Disciple! Taking advantage of my absence to do such things inside my sacred Mage Tower?!

Her mind was instantly filled with high-definition, 4K resolution images of "unspeakable acts."

Crack. Crack. Nanako ground her teeth. Her small fists clenched so hard her knuckles turned white.

"Doing such shameful things with another girl inside MY tower? Unforgivable!!"

She looked at the beautifully wrapped gift box in her hand. Gift? He doesn't deserve a gift! He deserves death!

I am a super beauty, yet he dares to cheat on me—I mean, do shameful things behind my back?!

I'm going to catch them in the act! FBI Open Up!

Without a second thought, Nanako raised her foot. BANG! She kicked the door open. Her face was flushed, her eyes burning with righteous fury. She pointed a trembling finger into the room.

"STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Did you ask for my permission before doing such filthy things in my house?!"

"..."

"..."

[ Inside the Tower ]

Lynn was sitting on a stool with his sleeve rolled up. He was holding a semi-transparent glass syringe (a modern invention). He stared blankly at Nanako, who had just kicked down the door like a SWAT team member.

Standing next to Lynn was a young girl dressed in a neat Priestess uniform. She was holding a jar of medicinal liquid. She also turned her head, looking terrified at the intruder.

"..."

"..."

Nanako froze in her aggressive pose. The "obscene and erotic" scene she had visualized... was nowhere to be found.

"Master? You're back?" Lynn asked, confused.

Nanako blinked, her brain buffering. "What... are you doing?"

The young Priestess recognized the Deacon. She quickly bowed, trembling like a frightened rabbit. "Report, Deacon Nanako! I am an Intern Priestess from the Chapel. I came today to help Big Brother Lynn with his follow-up treatment and deliver some herbs!"

Nanako stared blankly. "And... what is that thing in his hand?"

Lynn looked at the syringe. Before he could speak, the Priestess’s eyes lit up with admiration.

"It's an invention by Big Brother Lynn called a 'Syringe'! He said drinking potions is inefficient, so he came up with a method to inject them directly! This little tool is a life-saver!"

"But... because I'm new, I'm not very skilled yet... I couldn't find the vein..." She lowered her head in shame.

"..."

Nanako stood there, processing. It was... just an injection?

Lynn tilted his head, looking at her with a smirk. "Otherwise, what did you think? Master, is your mind in the gutter?"

BOOM. Nanako’s face turned atomic red. White steam whistled out of her head like a tea kettle.

"H-H-How is that possible?! Of course I knew it was an injection! I... I've seen injections before!"

Lynn narrowed his eyes. "Really? But I only invented this a few days ago."

[ Inner Voice ] [ Sus. Very sus. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Was the Loli Master eavesdropping outside? ] [ That sounds exactly like something she would do. But why is her face so red? ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Did she misunderstand the dialogue? Did she imagine some R-18 scenes? ] [ No way. Is my Loli Master that impure? ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Wait... did she kick the door down to catch us having sex? Yikes! ]

Nanako felt like she couldn't breathe. If there was a crack in the floor, she would dive into it headfirst.

I... I've been exposed... Damn it... Can he hear my thoughts too?!

No! I can never admit this! I am pure! I have never even held hands with a boy! If the Dog Disciple finds out I have a dirty mind, my dignity as a Master will collapse!

Nanako shook her head violently to reboot her brain. She glared at him, grinding her teeth.

"Dog Disciple! Do not speculate about your Master! Is the shot done yet?"

The Priestess stood at attention, stiff as a board. "N-No... not yet..."

Then, under Lynn’s confused gaze, Nanako stomped over aggressively. She snatched the syringe from his hand.

[ Inner Voice ] [ What is the Dog Loli doing?! What does she want?! ]

STAB.

Lynn: (ΩДΩ)!!

Priestess: (!!!!)

"So slow! Stop dawdling!" Nanako gritted her teeth. She jammed the needle into Lynn's arm and slammed the plunger down in one go.

"See? Done in one second! Why do you have to chat up the girl? Making people misunderstand... Detestable!"

"..."

"..."

[ 30 Minutes Later ]

Location: Moon Orchid City.

The teleportation circle flashed. Two figures—one tall, one short—appeared on the outskirts of the city.

Nanako was wearing a brand-new blue mage robe and a large wizard hat. Her petite body was holding a staff that was thick, sturdy, and completely disproportionate to her size. She puffed out her chest, trying desperately to exude the aura of a "Grand Archmage," despite looking like a cosplaying child.

[ Inner Voice ] [ No way! No way! ] [ The Blue-Haired Loli is actually treating me to dinner? And taking me to the Flower Festival? ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Did she hit her head? Isn't she usually super stingy? ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Does she have a crush on me? Is she trying to start a tragic "Teacher-Student Romance"? ] [ Hmm... plausible. I mean, I am incredibly handsome. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ So... is this a Date? ] [ This is bad. If people see us, I'll be arrested as a Damn Loli-con and executed publicly! ]

Lo... Loli-con? Does being seen with me make you feel ashamed?!

(Angry Face)

Nanako’s eyebrow twitched uncontrollably. She turned her head, glaring at him from under the brim of her hat with sapphire eyes.

"This is just to celebrate your promotion to Tier 2! That's why I decided to let you relax a bit. Do not think too much!"

Lynn immediately put on a touched expression. "Thank you, Master! You treat me so well!"

[ Inner Voice ] [ Oh. Just a celebration? Boring. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ I thought it was an erotic date or something. Lame. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ I'd rather go back to the Chapel and ask the Priestess for some "Health Care" for my arm. ]

Nanako: "???"

Abandoned

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