Chapter 7:

The Fourteenth! Siskanda Fort-Enn, The Professor. (Weirdo Shotacon)

7 More Little Bitchies


Let me tell you...
Wait. Hold on. What happened? I was just about to close a story. Why am I...?

"Whoops. That's the cut. Let me save you some time, Uta."
Why was Aqua even here?

...

Let me tell you a story!
A story about one of my professors. A weird one.

You see, throughout my university life, I have encountered many different challenges, from a senile seatmate to a girlfail model girl to this mind-reading junior that somehow interrupts my storytelling flow. It was a wild journey.

But those were nothing make me prepare for this.

Mrs. Siskanda Fort-Enn. Or people usually called her Mrs. Siska. She was six years apart from me. I was nineteen at this current time. Bear that in mind!

I've been getting her lessons since the first semester. She was an alright professor, if you ask me. I could follow her learning technique, and it was easy to catch up, even when I fell behind. She was always available whenever we wanted to ask a question about our lesson, and she was genuinely very kind.

But I have never been prepared for what's about to come. Here this!

I was at the local library with Kiana, enjoying our book, when suddenly we heard a loud moan.

"Did you hear that?" Kiana asked me.
"... Should I answer? The sound is still audible."
"You're right. Sounded like they were really enjoying themselves."
"In broad daylight? It's nine in the morning. Heck, it's a weekend morning."

I could just stand there and hear those moans getting louder and louder, so I decided to investigate with Kiana. And the discovery that we were witnessing was unbelievable. It was Mrs. Siska with... I couldn't believe I had to say this, vibrator. She was at the very corner of the library that offered a private reading room.

It was crazy that we happened to be just in reach of that room where we could hear her moan. When we peeked inside, Kiana yanked me back and shouted, "NOOOOO! DON'T LOOK INSIDE!"

I have! And I couldn't unsee it!

"Why did you need to throw me like that?!"
"I was panicking, alright. Just don't peek! Let me handle this."

Kiana went inside, and I could hear Mrs. Siska shout, "KIA? Apa sing koklakoni ing kene?"
Aahh, right. Mrs. Siska had a thick Javanese accent.

I couldn't understand a single word that Mrs. Siska and Kiana threw at each other, so I decided to just bail out of that corner.

One and a half hours passed, and Kiana went back to me and said, "I just heard her reasoning, and I wish I could forget it." Her face was pale, and I didn't want to ask the reasoning Mrs. Siska gave to Kiana.

She looked at me and said, "You know what! I want you to share my pain!"

"Wow, wow. Calm down! If this is a personal girl problem, I don't want to be in this shenanigan."

Kiana explained, anyway. To keep it short, I'll summarize it. YOU HAD TO SUFFER WITH ME TOO!

Well, basically, Mrs. Siska had this fetish that, for some reason, involved young men. Thank goodness it was just fiction. I would be mortified if she said that in real life. I was a young man too, you know. My life could be in danger.

"Though I have to say", Kiana...?
"Wh... what do you want to say?"
"She said she was over that fetish a long time ago."

... A... long time ago?

"That fire came back when she saw you."
"... Sorry?"
"She liked that kind of stuff again when she saw you. She didn't understand why, but you are the one wake up that flame in her. No joke."

I never could have seen this coming. Could you?

"... Why?"
"She said she doesn't know."
"Really? What expression did she make when she said that?"
"She... looked away."
"... She had a reason. I need to know."
"Wait?! You want to..."
"Yeah, of course! I was the one make her like that, and I will be the one who cures it too."

That day went by very quickly, and it was Monday.

"Oh, hi, Uta. Piye kabarmu?"
"Miss you well enough that I don't really understand Javanese."
"Ah, my bad. How are you?"
"I'm doing well, miss, how about you?"
"Yeah, Ime too."

She was sweating.

"You sure you are fine, miss? You're sweating."
"What do you mean. I'm fine like wine."

... Did she just throw a joke at me?

"Eh... right. I just wanted to check because..."

Wait, did Kiana tell her that I was there too, or not? If I said I was there with Kiana, what would she respond?

"Because?"
"Ehh... may I ask you something first?"
"Sure. What is it?"
"Did you happen to be meeting with Kiana yesterday morning?"

She was sweating even harder.

"Wh... what are you talking about?"
"I talked to Kiana, and she said she..."
"But hold on, a minute!"
"Ehh...?"
"Aren't you two hate each other's guts? How come you talk with each other normally?"

Right. People on campus didn't know about my relationship with Kiana. How should I explain this? Oh...

"Ehh... you talked about something... nasty. And she wanted to dump those into me."
"Waah...??!"
"Those nasty things... involving you."
"Noo...."
"I just want to check if you're..."
"NOOOOOO!!!!!"

Without finishing my sentence, Mrs. Siska screamed, making the students nearby look over us. Her face turned red, and she scanned around the hall. She dragged me to a deserted room. Before she explained everything, she took a breather.

"Ehm... miss Siska."

She squished my mouth with her whole finger. I felt the pinch and tried to release a scream because of the pain.

"Shut up! *Hoof* Do you know *Hoof* how hard *Hoof* I tried to keep this a secret?"

I figured that much.

"If I got caught *Hoof*, I would be fired, and I could make money. And..."

She released her finger and said, "IT WAS YOUR FAULT!"

"ME? What did I do?"
"YOUR NAME AND YOUR DAMN CURSE! I HATE IT!"
"Curse? What do you mean?"
"YOUR DWARVEN CURSE! You don't know?"
"Dwarven curse? What the hell is that all about?"

She looked at me like she was about to do something naughty. And she did, she pulled out her... IS THAT DILDO???

"MRS. SISKA, NOT HERE! THIS IS CAMPUS! CAMPUS!"
"THEN GET OUT! I COULDN'T HELP IT! NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN! CHANGE YOUR FUCKING SUBJECT, SO YOU'RE NOT IN MY CLASS."
"I can't, though."
"Gwaaa, why do I have to be one of the people who got this curse? I hate you, Uta. I hate you so much!"

I had no idea what she was talking about, and I certainly don't know what I have to do. I have failed to cure Mrs. Siska, but I thought I knew where to go to understand this whole curse thing.

But seriously, though, I couldn't believe that my professor had fallen for me because of a curse. What is that all about, and how could she know this curse? Did she have this curse before, before I gave her? How was that work? I hope this weirdo shotacon professor of mine could be cured. I had to find Nana. I know she said something like this before. I think she could help.

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