Chapter 41:

Chapter 41: Papayas Don’t Help with Growth at All!

I’m Too OP, So I Decided to Troll My Loli Master Instead of Saving the World


In an instant, Nanako deduced from their relative positions exactly why her Dog Disciple's inner voice was so focused.

Boom. Blood rushed to her face, turning her red from her neck to her forehead. Steam whistled out of her head.

She screamed in shame. "DETESTABLE DOG DISCIPLE! HOW DARE YOU LOOK THERE?!"

[ Skill: 360-Degree Shoulder Throw ]

WHAM. Lynn planted face-first into the concrete.

[ Ten Minutes Later ]

Nanako hugged her thick staff, stomp-walking angrily down the street. Her cheeks were puffed out. Steam vented rhythmically from her ears. Pshhh... Pshhh...

Beat him to death! Beat him to death! One punch! Another punch!

Nanako punched the air furiously, visualizing Lynn's face on every molecule of oxygen.

As for why she didn't hit the real person? Don't ask stupid questions!

Lynn rubbed the red mark on his forehead, following behind her with a pained expression.

[ Inner Voice ] [ The Dog Loli's hand strength has definitely improved... ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ But judging by the force used... Master didn't suffer any internal injuries from the battle. Her mana flow is normal... ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ That's good. Although I took a shoulder throw to the face, if Master had been hurt, I would have felt bad. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ As long as she's okay! ]

Hearing his thoughts... Nanako, who was busy punching the air, froze.

She turned her face slightly, peeking at her disciple from the corner of her sapphire eyes. Lynn waved at her with a smile.

"Hmph!" Nanako turned her head back quickly. Her twin-tails swished. A natural, arrogant expression appeared on her face. But a faint blush crept onto her cheeks.

Detestable! He's not even angry. Even after I threw him, he's still worried about my health.

Really... really a detestable guy!

Of course! Don't think Master will forgive you just like that! It's just... just that I can be a little less angry... Hmph!

But hearing him care about me is... kinda touching.

Fine. Since he's so loyal, I can forgive him a tiny bit...

Nanako looked away, pouting. Her small hand reached into her robe. She quietly pulled out a tube of ointment. She felt a bit shy about offering it. Maybe I should apply some for him...

But just then. Lynn’s inner voice resumed.

[ Inner Voice ] [ No, no! I still don't feel safe! ]

Swish. Nanako’s ears perked up instantly.

No... No need... Nanako blushed, covering her burning cheeks. I'm really not hurt. Disciple is really...

[ Inner Voice ] [ I still need to find a chance to give the Loli Master a Full Body Checkup. The kind where she's completely naked! ]

Nanako: (!!!!)

[ Inner Voice ] [ Yeah. Just like a few years ago. I'll sneak into her room after she falls asleep and check her thoroughly. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ If there are no scars, I can rest assured. So... ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ There's no need for the Blue-Haired Loli to be so dramatic. Don't I know what color panties Master likes best? Joke. Even the Papaya Soup she hides under her bed to help her boobs grow... I drink it all the time! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Fact: Papayas don't help with growth at all. (Serious Face). ]

Nanako: (ΩДΩ)!!!

Actually... Actually?! Sneaking in?! Checking my body?!

...Pa... Papaya?! No... I don't...

I... I didn't know about this?!

"KYAAAAA!!!"

Nanako screamed in ultimate shame.

Detestable! Detestable! I never imagined my Dog Disciple was doing such things to his beloved Master years ago! Sneaking into my room...

Gratitude? I take it back!! Detestable Dog Disciple! I will never forgive you! Accept Master's Judgment!

Nanako screamed furiously. She spun around, revealing her small, sharp tiger teeth.

Lynn froze. "Master? What's wrong?"

Next second. [ Skill: Loli Pounce ] Nanako launched herself at him, claws out, teeth bared. She aimed for the fleshy part of his arm.

CHOMP.

"OW! OW! Master, stop! What did I do wrong?! I didn't say a word! I was following you obediently!"

"Dog Disciple! I misjudged you! Master is going to teach you a lesson today! (╯‵皿′)╯︵┻━┻ I'll bite you to death!"

CHOMP.

"Stop! Stop it!"

[ The Spectators ]

The citizens on the street were shocked.

"Young people these days are so open! Doing such shameful play in public!" "Too strong! Why don't I have a Loli like that?" "Eek! So... so lewd. How can that Loli bite there? It... It will break!"

Soon, amidst Lynn’s screams, his arm was covered in strawberry marks and small teeth indentations. (Of course, Lynn lowered his defense stats to zero, otherwise he would have shattered his Master's teeth).

[ Inner Voice ] [ She's throwing a tantrum again! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ The Dog Loli's Menopause symptoms are severe lately! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Some bastard must have pissed her off, so she's taking it out on her disciple! (艹皿艹) Dammit! Don't let me find out who did this, or I'll kill him! ] (Note: It was you, Lynn. Again.)

Just as Lynn was struggling to fend off his Master’s excellent teeth... Clop. Clop. Clop. The sound of hooves approached.

Grand Commander Arnold, followed by a dozen knights, rode toward them quickly.

Lynn froze. He tried to push his Master's face away (with great difficulty). "Master! Stop biting! Someone is coming! If they see this, they'll misunderstand!"

"Don't make excuses! Today, Master will teach you the correct pronunciation of the word PAIN! (╬ ̄皿 ̄)=○#( ̄#)3 ̄)"

CHOMP.

In the distance, Arnold spotted Nanako. "Deacon Nanako! There you are..."

Then Arnold saw the scene. Nanako was latched onto the young man's arm like a bulldog. The young man was shaking his arm vigorously. Nanako’s small body was flailing up and down in the air, but she refused to let go.

Arnold froze. His old face turned red. He coughed.

"Ahem. Deacon Nanako... Although Moon Orchid City is very open-minded... perhaps this kind of... intimacy... should be done in private? What do you think?"

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