Chapter 54:
I’m Too OP, So I Decided to Troll My Loli Master Instead of Saving the World
"Hahahaha! What a coincidence!"
Lynn laughed heartily, slapping his thigh in pure joy at this unexpected reunion.
"I was wondering why I couldn't find you later. So you were secretly hiding here! If I didn't suddenly think of coming here to take a look, I wouldn't have known you were turtling here!"
"Just your style!"
Crack. A faint, almost imperceptible sound of bone fracturing.
Dragon Aimon stared blankly at the spot on his leg where Lynn had just given a "friendly" slap. It seems... it's fractured...
Buzz. His brain went blank. The entire dragon was confused.
This hand strength... This incredibly fcked up tone...*
Could it be... Could it be...
"You... You are Lynn!!" He roared in terror, spreading his wings instinctively. "You are still alive!!!"
Lynn crossed his arms and smiled faintly. "Of course. How could I die? Just..."
Lynn corrected his terminology, looking at him doubtfully. "Are you sure you want to call me by my name directly?"
Aimon trembled violently.
No! Absolutely impossible! He can't be alive! I haven't been a bootlicker for years! I will never use that title again!
I have dignity! I have Dragon Pride! Aimon, stay strong! Don't be afraid! You must not submit again!!
"Godfather!"
Aimon lowered his proud head in humiliation. Unwillingly o(╥﹏╥)o, he called out that f*cked up title he had escaped for a thousand years.
"Ah! Memories! Sweet memories!" Lynn also teared up instantly.
He remembered vaguely. Back when he went to the Dragon Realm as Regent, he met this Frost Dragon. Originally, Lynn didn't want to pay attention to him. But alas, that mouth was too sweet! Calling him "Daddy" one second, "Grandpa" the next... The bootlicking was so comfortable!
So. Under his constant begging, Lynn made an exception and accepted him as one of his mounts. Thinking back made Lynn smile unconsciously. This dragon was his favorite comedian back then!
"Fate! Truly fate!" Lynn wiped his moist eyes, moved. "Meeting an old friend in a foreign land... it really makes one want to cry no matter where!"
Aimon o(╥﹏╥)o sobbed: "Yes! Yes! Your son is also very moved!"
No! No! I'm not moved at all! I really don't want to see you again! I haven't been a bootlicker for years!
Didn't you die? Didn't the Gods kill you a thousand years ago? Why do I have to see you here again?!
Heavens! He wanted to cry his eyes out.
Lynn couldn't suppress his smile. "So, Little Student Ai, what are you doing here? You looked very happy just now."
Aimon o(╥﹏╥)o lied fluently: "No such thing! I thought Godfather was killed, so I suffered for a whole thousand years! Every day I called your name in my dreams, hoping you would return! I dream about you all the time! I miss my most respected Godfather!"
Why! Why! I clearly stopped being a bootlicker years ago! Why can I still bootlick so fluently?!
Aimon o(╥﹏╥)o pointed at the palace. "Godfather, look. This palace was planned by Little Ai when you were alive. I intended for you to come here to enjoy the scenery when you were bored..." "See? Over the past thousand years, Little Ai built it for you bit by bit! All for the day you might return!"
Looking at the magnificent palace, Lynn was instantly moved. "Good son! As expected of my good son! You have heart!"
Aimon was crying inside. Why does my mouth say these things when my heart screams NO?! I spent a thousand years building this palace! It was just finished yesterday! I haven't even had time to enjoy it...
Lynn wiped his tears of emotion and smiled. "As expected of my favorite mount. Your filial piety..."
Aimon trembled. You appreciate it? You appreciate the thought, right?!! Right?!!
Lynn said tearfully: "Daddy will reluctantly accept it. Go find another good plot of land and build one for yourself. Don't let yourself suffer!"
"..."
"..."
Aimon o(╥﹏╥)o sobbed: "Not suffering. Not suffering at all... Thank you for Father's grace. Aimon is about to cry!"
Why?! Why can I say thank you so fluently?! This palace was clearly built for ME! Gods!
"Go! Go play for now!" Lynn waved his hand, teary-eyed. "Go find a good plot of land first. Daddy has some things to do. Daddy will chat with you properly later!"
Aimon o(╥﹏╥)o: "Yes, Daddy. Stay healthy."
Under Lynn's moved gaze, Aimon flapped his giant wings and flew away, crying.
Lynn wiped the moisture from the corner of his eye, his heart filled with emotion. What a coincidence! Really such a coincidence. Meeting my loyal little bootlicker again instantly adds a splash of color to my boring life! Is this destiny?
Lynn wiped away his tears, took a deep breath, and sat on the high throne with a sigh of melancholy. The corner of his mouth curled up.
Hummm. His body lit up with bursts of light. [ Polymorph ].
Next moment, he transformed into a tall, mysterious ruler holding a staff, eyes flashing with ice-blue divine light. A Goddess who looked incredibly powerful.
"Hehe. Now just waiting to drag Loli Master in."
The reason for transforming into a Goddess was, of course, very intentional. After the incident with Vivian... Lynn deeply realized a truth: A powerful and handsome male is really prone to stealing a young girl's heart.
So, to prevent his Loli Master from falling in love with his alter ego... Transforming into a Goddess was very logical. This was the result of his careful deliberation.
I'm a fcking genius!*
Of course, Lynn also considered transforming into non-human forms. But he was afraid of scaring his Loli Master, so he settled on this.
Lynn smirked, holding the staff, divine light radiating from his head. "Just missing the Loli Master now!"
[ Meanwhile: Winterspring ]
Mage Tower. Nanako lay on her soft bed, covering her face with the quilt, revealing only a pair of sapphire eyes. Sometimes she covered her face completely, sometimes she peeked out.
"So, how is Disciple going to teach me?"
"Is he planning to sneak in, knock Nanako out... and then..."
Abandoned
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