Chapter 64: Flat Without a Single Ripple

Saint Anna was crying. The surrounding black pigs were petrified. They could clearly feel that if before they were just possibly going to be taken by the Grim Reaper, now they had turned on the afterburners and were sprinting toward the edge of death at Mach speed!

The Knight Captain was so angry his beard flew up. He ground his teeth. Grrr. "Good! Very good! I didn't expect you wanted to be my Daddy so badly. Since that's the case, don't blame me for not giving you a chance!"

"TORTURE! BRING OUT THE TORTURE!" The Knight Captain roared.

"Where is that 《 Complete Encyclopedia of Ancient and Modern Tortures 》?! Use every single method in there on them, one by one! I don't believe they dare to be stubborn!"

This is simply bullying! In all his years, he had never met such arrogant prisoners. They simply didn't put him in their eyes!

Instantly. Miserable screams echoed through the sky.

Sin! What a sin!

[ Meanwhile: Lakeside Town ]

"Lady Nanako, the cursed residents are locked up over there!" The mage girl pointed angrily ahead.

Lynn and Nanako looked in the direction she pointed. Instantly, Nanako was shocked.

She raged: "A Pig Farm?! You mean that hateful woman locked the residents in a Pig Farm after catching them?!"

The mage girl said hatefully, "Yes. They said they wanted to temporarily gather the residents cursed into pigs. But I didn't expect they would actually treat people like livestock..."

Nanako ground her teeth furiously. "Those detestable guys! Nanako has zero goodwill left for them!" "I'm going to rescue the residents right now!"

Saying that, Nanako grabbed her thick staff aggressively and prepared to charge toward the Pig Farm.

[ Inner Voice ] [ Oh my god. This Dog Loli is too reckless! ] [ Please. Disciple just spent so much effort showing you the correct way to handle things. Did you forget already, Master?! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ The Pugilist World isn't just about fighting and killing. It's about worldly wisdom! Don't use force if you can solve it with identity/tricks! ]

Lynn felt a pain in his head. He reached out and grabbed one of Nanako's twin-tails.

Nanako slipped instantly. Her center of gravity shifted back. Splat. [ Loli Faceplant ]

"Ouch." Tears welled up in Nanako’s eyes. She rubbed her small butt, pouted, and turned her head to glare at her disciple. "Disciple, you are not allowed to pull Master's hair!"

Lynn sighed helplessly. He walked over and helped his Loli Master up. He dusted off her clothes and said gently:

"Master, now is not the time to tear faces with the Order Church. Although we aren't afraid, too many mosquitoes are annoying. Getting dirty isn't worth it."

Nanako paused. Instinctively, she turned her head away, avoiding that gentle gaze. "Then what should we do..."

Lynn smiled faintly. He reached into his robe and pulled out an insignia. "Illusion Magic."

[ A Few Minutes Later ]

Nanako looked in the mirror at the face that was identical to Saint Anna's. She poked her left cheek, then her right. Muttering. She really disliked her current appearance.

The mage girl had stars in her eyes. (?ω?) "Lady Nanako is amazing! You really became exactly like that hateful woman!"

Nanako paused, then blushed slightly. "No, no. Just averagely amazing."

Correct! Illusion Magic! Although High-Tier Mages usually focused on a specific element, they adhered to the principle of well-rounded development. They naturally knew magic from other schools. Illusion was a specialty of Arcane Mages/Tricksters. But for a City-Breaker Rank Mage like Nanako, casting a few visual tricks to look like someone else was easy.

After a while, Nanako put her hands on her hips. Boing. Her ahoge sprang up. She said crisply:

"Disciple, can we go in openly now?!"

Lynn stared with dead-fish eyes. "No, Master. Too many flaws."

Nanako paused. She took out the mirror again. "But Master feels I look very similar!"

Lynn sighed. He walked over. He reached out and grabbed that disobedient ahoge.

Nanako deflated instantly. The mirror in her hand fell to the ground. Clatter.

Lynn said seriously: "Such an obvious flaw! Don't expose it casually! Anyone with a brain can see something is wrong at a glance! What normal person grows this kind of thing on their head?!"

Nanako (▼ヘ▼#) glared: "Don't touch Nanako's hair!!"

Lynn ignored her. Swish. Swish. Swish.

He quickly tied the ahoge into a bow to prevent it from sticking up. Then he took out a rubber band and strapped it down. Snap. Finally, he put the hat back on Nanako properly. This way, no matter how hard Nanako tried, the ahoge absolutely couldn't stand up.

Nanako said blankly, "There shouldn't be any flaws now, right?"

The mage girl nodded vigorously. "I also think it's perfect!"

Lynn crossed his arms and shook his head. "No. There is still a huge flaw."

Nanako and the mage girl were stunned. "Where?"

Lynn’s gaze shifted... and landed on Nanako’s chest.

Nanako froze. Subconsciously, she looked down too.

"..."

"..."

Brief silence.

Really no obstruction at all. Instant line of sight to the ground! Flat without a single ripple! So perfect, one might suspect a Boeing 747 could land directly on it!

Nanako: "..."

The mage girl’s eyes lit up. "Yes! Yes! It's really too small!"

As expected of Lady Nanako's disciple! Such a big flaw. I didn't notice it just now! It seems Lady Nanako's disciple often pays attention to places others wouldn't easily notice!

Lynn smiled. "Master, if it's hard to change, don't force yourself. After all..."

[ Inner Voice ] [ After all, Master, you have absolutely no experience of being 'Big'! Hahahaha! (?′╰╯`?) ]*

[ Inner Voice ] [ This is like asking a person blind from birth to describe the scenery outside. It's simply forcing someone to do the impossible! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ After all, it was like this a hundred years ago, and it's still like this a hundred years later. Loli Master subconsciously ignored it! Hahahahaha! ]

Crack. Crack. Nanako clenched her fists slowly. She ground her teeth.

"It's just a trivial detail! If Nanako wants to change it, a flick of a finger will do!"

Saying that, Nanako glared, puffed her cheeks, and extended her hand. [ Casting Illusion ] "Change!"

Hummm. A flash of magical light.

Nanako raised her head proudly. "How about now?"

The mage girl stared blankly. "Um... Deacon Nanako, I think you should look for yourself..."

Nanako paused. She looked down subconsciously.

"..."

Instantly, Nanako's expression froze.

If we say there was a slight curve just now... Now, it was truly as flat as a polished lake surface. So flat that even with precise logical calculations, it would be difficult to calculate even a microscopic arc! [ Status: Concave ]

"Are you kidding me!" Nanako panicked. "Again! I don't believe I can fail this time!"

Hummm. Another flash of magic light.

Nanako asked proudly: "Now?"

The mage girl screamed: "WOW!! IT GOT SMALLER! IT GOT EVEN SMALLER!!"

Abandoned

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