Chapter 72: Bottoms Up! Let’s Do This!

Lynn stared wide-eyed, unable to believe the taste he just experienced from the potion residue.

It was that faint, salty-fishy taste, mixed with a hint of sweetness... The Ultimate Version suitable for both internal and external use... Hindu Divine Oil! (Viagra/Aphrodisiac).

"Peh!" "Peh!"

Lynn quickly spat out the potion in his mouth. He instantly felt unwell. He stared.

[ Inner Voice ] [ I was wondering where the missing pages of my notebook went. Turns out they were fcking here! I must have accidentally clipped them in when organizing! ]*

[ Inner Voice ] [ But Dog Loli, are you stubborn or blind? Seeing such a recipe, you should have just ignored it! Why the hell did you mix it into the potion?! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Dog Loli, do you know what this is? This is the Origin Version Ultimate Aphrodisiac I created to enhance a certain aspect of my abilities! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Fck! As long as you drink a drop, whether you are male, female, demon, or dog... even if you see a crack in the wall, you'll want to thrust into it! ]*

Nanako: "!!!!"

The moment she heard Lynn's inner voice, Nanako went (ΩДΩ).

Wh... What is Dog Disciple saying? Aphro... Aphrodisiac?! Dog Disciple is saying the "Hindu Divine Oil" I worked so hard to brew is an Aphrodisiac?!

Are you kidding me?! Even if it wasn't a supplementary potion, it should have been seasoning oil or lamp oil, right? How could it be an Aphrodisiac?!

Lynn gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and clenched his fingers. Crack.

[ Inner Voice ] [ How could she mix it with the potion?! If taken casually, something big will definitely happen! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ This is the Divine Medicine I secretly brewed to Conquer the Evil Dragon! It's specifically tailored for my Super Constitution! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ If an ordinary person drinks it, wouldn't their hormones shoot out like a fountain of blood?! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ But fortunately, just smelling it won't have much effect. Otherwise, Dog Loli and Elena probably wouldn't have been able to resist going full Yuri while brewing it!! o(▼皿▼メ;)o ]

Nanako: (ΩДΩ)!!

Yu... Yuri? What is Yuri? Although I don't understand it well, in this context, I feel it's something very terrifying!

[ Inner Voice ] [ No! How can I let this thing spread?! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Even if it was stolen, if consumed, it will cause very serious consequences! 凸(艹皿艹) ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Thrusting into every crack! They will literally thrust into every crack!! (╯‵皿′)╯︵┻━┻ ]

Nanako: (ΩДΩ)!

Th... Thrusting into every crack?! I seem to suddenly understand some terrible things!!

Dog Disciple clearly touched some just now... Will Disciple try to thrust into cracks?! Nanako is still small! Nanako doesn't want to be thrusted!

At this moment, Lynn turned his head abruptly and stared at Nanako. Nanako’s fur (hair) stood on end instantly.

[ Meanwhile ]

In the hall behind the Church.

Marshall waved his hand, laughing loudly. He looked passionately at the neat rows of Church followers (currently pigs) before him.

"Come! Distribute the potions! Everyone gets a share! As long as you drink these potions, you can turn back into normal humans!"

Marshall was in high spirits. Because just half a minute ago, he successfully tested the potion on one of his subordinates. Barely two seconds after taking the potion... His pig-subordinate returned to normal!!

This proved the potion was effective. Hahahaha! He really didn't expect those Winterspring Mages to actually create a cure.

The spy beside him was also overjoyed. "Knight Captain, the dosage of potion we got is very abundant. Just one drop can turn a cursed pig back. The amount we have is enough for a regiment of a thousand!"

Marshall smiled, beaming with pride. "Very good! Now immediately take a portion of the potion and send someone to deliver it to Lord Augustus's Camp at the volcano crater as fast as possible!"

"Tell the Archbishop that with these potions, they can explore the ruins without worry!" "And this is all thanks to me, Marshall!"

His spy was overjoyed. "Yes! Knight Captain Marshall! We will arrange for someone to deliver it to the Archbishop immediately!"

As Marshall's most loyal followers... If Knight Captain Marshall got promoted... They would definitely get huge benefits too.

To use the Violet Monarch's famous quote: "When one person achieves the Dao, his chickens and dogs ascend to heaven!" (Riding the coattails to glory).

Marshall, full of spirit, smiled and raised the bowl in his hand. He dripped a drop of potion into the clear water.

"Come! My Knights! I think you have endured the pain of being swine for a long time! Now, drink this potion with me!!"

"Although I didn't turn into a pig, as your Commander, we should share weal and woe!"

The pigs let out a roar of high morale: "OINK—— OINK——"

Suddenly fired up!! That sound was filled with the steely will of War Pigs! As the Church's most loyal soldiers, they are warriors when human, and War Pigs when swine! That's how excellent they are!!

"Bottoms up! LET'S DO THIS! (Ollie-Gei!)" Marshall laughed loudly and downed the potion in one gulp.

"OLLIE-GEI!!" All the War Pigs roared.

Glug—— Glug——

Sounds of drinking echoed.

[ Meanwhile ]

Alchemist Guild.

Nanako stared wide-eyed. Her ahoge stood straight up like an antenna. Shwing.

Disciple, don't stare at Nanako like that! It's Master's fault! It's Master's bad! Disciple, don't suddenly rush up and make Master do terrible things with you!

If it's really as Disciple described... I will break! Nanako will break! And there are other people and pigs here. Doing it in public would be so embarrassing!

(ΩДΩ)!!

In that short 0.01 second, countless bullet comments floated through Nanako's mind.

[ Inner Voice ] [ Seems Dog Loli is still blaming herself for losing the potion... Better not scold her using the Frost Ruler identity. After all, it was my negligence too. Not entirely her fault. ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ But fortunately, it was stolen. It didn't cause terrifying consequences here. Otherwise, I might have witnessed a horrific Multi-Pig Sports Event (Orgy)!! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ No! I absolutely cannot let Loli Master know about the Hindu Divine Oil! ]

[ Inner Voice ] [ Otherwise, the 'Frost Ruler' persona I worked so hard to build will collapse immediately! (▼皿▼#) ]

Lynn withdrew his gaze, his inner thoughts extremely intense.

Nanako stared, her little heart almost jumping out.

Disciple didn't realize I heard him! Gr... Great!

But Disciple, realize it quickly! You were one of the people who touched that potion just now! Since you said this potion is custom-made for you, don't tell me you won't be affected! Master absolutely won't believe it!

Abandoned

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