Chapter 1: The Three Tough Boys Project Harriet's House

A long time ago in the village of Drickleburg, there was a house, where there lived a man named Norman Dursley. Norman Dursley was smart because he knew a lot about making money, watching TV and caring about his house all by himself. In fact, Norman Dursley was smart, but he wasn't very wise.

Then, there was Norman's eleven-year-old niece named Harriet Potter. Harriet Potter was very wise because she had many good deeds to appeace the angry mobs with pitchforks and torches and protect her neighborhood from cruel dangers.

Norman Dursley said to Harriet Potter, "Come, Harriet. Let's go to my living room and see my piggy banks I filled with quarters." "Yeah, I've seen them," said Harriet. "But okay."

And then, from Boltemont Middle School, there were three twelve-year-old tough boys named Ulysses Bristleen, Junior Fruibunes and Victor Tropaion. Ulysses Bristleen was the brave and hotheaded leader of the tough boys. Junior Fruibunes was the second tough boy with a bucktooth, freckles who had a large lollipop appetite. And Victor Tropaion was the third tough boy with a strong, lean and muscular body and handsomely shiny teeth who loved to compete in the Olympic Games and win trophies and medals.

Suddenly, Ulysses, Junior and Victor saw two middle school bullies named Luther Draknox and Trina Roatenorb, who stole Harriet's toys from her bedroom.

When Luther Draknox and Trina Roatenorb came out of Harriet's house, Ulysses confronted them and shouted, "Not so fast, you two! Those toys belong to Harriet! Put them back in her bedroom! It's not worth-it!" "Oh yeah?!" said Luther. "Then you and what army?!" "Junior and Victor!" retorted Ulysses. "That's what my army is!" And then Ulysses called as snapped his fingers, "Boys!" Junior and Victor came to Luther and Trina as they stand up to them. "What are you two dumb old twerps going to do to us?!" asked Trina rudely. "I beg your pardon?" said Junior indignantly. "We're not twerps, we're the three tough boys!" "Yeah!" said Victor angrily. "We're going to have to beat you up and give you some knuckle sandwiches!" Having heard Junior and Victor said, Luther and Trina laughed at them.

This made Ulysses angry as head was steaming. So he yelled to Junior and Victor, "Get them, boys!" Junior and Victor quickly charged Luther and Trina and started fighting them. Junior gave Trina a wedgie and Victor wrestled Luther as he strangled him.

And then when Junior and Victor finished fighting Luther and Trina, Ulysses grabbed them and kicked them off of Harriet's house property. So when Luther and Trina ran away from Harriet's house crying, Ulysses shouted at them, "And stay out!"

And so when Ulysses, Junior and Victor protected Harriet's house, Luther and Trina were gone for good and never seen or heard from again because Harriet's house was safe and sound.