Chapter 74:
I’m Too OP, So I Decided to Troll My Loli Master Instead of Saving the World
Almost as a conditioned reflex. Nanako yanked off her mage robe with unimaginable speed. Swish. And covered Lynn's head with terrifying precision.
Nanako clenched her small fists and shouted: "There is a boy here! Don't expose your bodies in front of a boy casually!"
Lynn: "I saw it. (???)"
"Eeeek!" Nanako’s ahoge stood up instantly with a snap.
[ Inner Voice ] [ But that's not what I care about now... (Knocking on blackboard) So what if there are ten thousand naked girls in front of me?! (〝▼皿▼) Am I the kind of person who hasn't seen the world!] (Note: He had a dragon waifu).
[ Inner Voice ] [ The point is the Potion! The Potion! Drinking a potion mixed with Hindu Divine Oil and turning into humans... THAT is the point! ]
[ Inner Voice ] [ I was brain-dead just now! I should have destroyed that drop of potion on the spot! ]
[ Inner Voice ] [ What to do?! What to do?! How can I warn Master about this without making her suspect me?! (艹皿艹) ]
Lynn was about to go crazy.
Nanako tugged at her ponytail. She was about to go crazy too.
Disciple, think of something fast!! Nanako definitely can't show that she knows the truth about this matter! Otherwise, won't you suspect me?!
So, Disciple, hurry up and come up with a perfect method to solve this without making me suspect you, and without making you suspect me!!
Ahhh! Ahhh!!
(Ps: Two people who didn't want the other to suspect them fell into a mental deadlock loop and successfully locked themselves in.)
"It's okay! It's okay!"
Completely unaware of the frantic mental battles happening in the brains of the two people in front of them, the six mage girls waved their hands cheerfully. (≧ω≦)/
"We've been together for a day already. And when we were piggies, didn't we communicate like this? We need to be more inclusive!"
"And we really want to thank Mr. Lynn for enlightening us. He was the only one who could communicate with us normally when we were piggies!"
"So even if we are seen, it doesn't matter! We won't be shy at all! (*≧▽≦)"
The six mage ladies were exceptionally lively and cheerful.
What kind of expression is that on your faces!! I can't take it anymore!
Nanako pulled her twin-tails and shouted o(≧口≦)o: "You are not allowed to say such weird things! Nanako's Disciple belongs to Nanako! If Nanako's Disciple wants to look, he can only look at Nana..."
But just before she could finish her sentence.
She suddenly saw the six girls, who were exceptionally lively just a moment ago, freeze. Then, their faces turned beet red at an unimaginable speed.
Nanako stared wide-eyed, instantly realizing something. Her ahoge stood straight up. Shwing.
The peach-haired girl covered her cheeks and said curiously: "Eh? So strange. Suddenly I feel my face is burning a bit."
Another white-haired Loli tilted her head, resting her chin on her hand. "Indeed, Sisters. Your faces are so red..."
"Yes! Yes!" "Eeeek!!" "What's wrong?" "N... Nothing. Suddenly had a very strange feeling... A bit... A bit..."
Nanako stared blankly at the six flushed girls. She knew... It's over... It's over... The potion is kicking in...
Let's pause here for a moment. If this potion is really as terrifying as Dog Disciple described... Hmm... One key opens one lock, or one key opens several locks...
But what if they are ALL Locks (Girls) or ALL Keys (Men)? What terrible things will happen then...
[ Meanwhile: Church Backyard ]
"HELLLLLP—— MEEEEE——"
A miserable and terrified scream echoed through the sky.
Marshall's spy screamed in horror, climbing up a flag pole ten meters high with difficulty. Hugging the pole with both hands and feet, he trembled and screamed.
Below the flagpole were Beasts that had gone mad one after another!
That was a Strong vs Strong showdown filled with masculine spirit! That was a hot-blooded melee of free men drawing swords against each other! That was the Ultimate Colosseum for real men to determine who is the Top Dog!!
"So what exactly is going on?! What the hell happened!"
The spy hugged the flagpole, trembling like a little bird hiding from a predator. He was crying. In this moment, he was so helpless, so pitiful.
Although I often don't fit in with the people around me because I'm too serious... But this is failing to fit in a bit too much!
"Knight Captain! Your Majesty Knight Captain! Wake up! Wake up quickly! You are a married man!"
The spy screamed looking down.
Whoosh. Two jets of steam shot out of Marshall's nostrils. His eyes were bloodshot. (▼皿▼#)
"You! Come down!!"
"I won't!" The spy screamed, hugging tighter.
Marshall raged o(▼皿▼メ;)o: "Simply rebellious! You are my spy! Don't you even listen to the Knight Captain anymore?!"
The spy screamed: "Knight Captain, I can listen to you about anything else! But you can't force me to do this kind of thing! I like cute girls!"
Marshall cursed 凸(艹皿艹): "Are you coming down or not!"
The spy screamed loudly: "No! I have my dignity too! I will absolutely not let you penetrate my defense!"
Marshall (艹皿艹): "Good kid. Don't think I can't do anything to you just because you climbed a pole!!"
Boom—— Boom——
Marshall stomped the ground, his muscles exploding with power. Then he abruptly stretched out his steel-like arms and grabbed the flagpole.
Instantly. The spy hugging the top of the flagpole started shaking at an unimaginable speed. Wobble wobble wobble.
His voice trembled. He screamed: "Help! Help! Someone save me! Oh God, I beg you..."
Despair. Pain. Sorrow. At this moment, it swept over him like a rolling tide, lingering.
And just then.
Crack—— The sound of the flagpole breaking.
The spy's expression froze instantly.
In this moment. Accompanied by the fall of the flagpole and the tilting of his body... His life flashed before his eyes. He thought of his sweet first love, his respected old father, the running under the sunset ten years ago... That was his lost youth...
"Mom, your son is unfilial——"
Accompanied by that desperate cry. His body finally bent down along with the flagpole. Falling into the dark abyss.
Under his tearful expression, countless Steel Beasts colliding with each other rolled towards his direction...
And in the next moment. Sounds that were miserable yet contained a trace of painful pleasure (?) echoed through the sky.
It made people... tear up. [ Ass-trocious. ]
Abandoned
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