The Mistake

The day started like any other. I woke up in my cage quarters, chose today’s outfit, bathed in my teacup, brushed my teeth, and ate a humble breakfast. After that I then made sure to make my bed for later and began my work day. I had two hours to prepare things before my lady woke up, which meant: I must prepare her dress, bath, schedule, breakfast, lunch, dinner, bedding arrangements, etc. It may sound like a lot for a fairy, but I’ll have you know that I’m not just any run of the mill pixie. I’m a Nike and it’s my duty to make sure my goddess Fahria has what she needs to handle her day. Then one day if I’m lucky enough, maybe I’ll be a god-No, I shouldn’t think like that. Mind your place Bell, the last thing you want to do is piss off a goddess. Although, my goddess could use an attitude adjustment.

“*Sigh* I wish Lady Materia was my goddess, she’s way more ideal.”

Well, that’s enough bickering. Duty calls, who knows maybe I’ll get a thank you today!

****

“What a fucking bitch!”

I make her the finest breakfast, make her a bath with rose petals, and doll her up to look like she belongs on the cover of Divine Visionaries! In return for this noble service, she complains about a lack of. Who needs to woken up gently, when you told me to make sure you get up on time! Weren’t you the one who told me to make your bath time special! Weren’t you the one who told me to make you look good, especially for the one god you were interested in! Also, Who The Fuck Needs Wine With There Breakfast! God I hate this Bitch, I Hope She Dies! Scratch that, I Hope She Gets Utterly Eviscerated!

“What’s worse is the fact that this whore left me with all her paperwork again. Fucking skank, I should’ve added lavender to the bath and had that bitch break out in hives. Maybe record that shit and show it to her man, she’d look real appetizing then!”

Wait let me reign myself in! Sure the sending chamber is sound proof, but the last thing I want is for her to walk in and hear me shouting obscenities. Still, I wonder what goes on in there. Only the gods can send people to other worlds and can keep in touch with their prospective other-worlder. On top of that, despite handing me all her paperwork, Fahria keeps all the notes about her prospects to herself. I’m not trying to be nosy here, but I’d love to take a peek into who some of those so-called heroes are.

*Creak*

I turned my head to see the doors to the sending chamber open, and out walked my lady with her gold eyes and emerald hair. I flew over prepared to give her the usual routine, only to notice the paper in her hand. I could tell what was on it, but noticed there was a red stamp in the upper right hand corner of the paper. I’m a bit curious about it, but that can wait.

“Greetings my lady, would you care for-”

“Goddammit!”

Alright looks like today was a bad day, I wonder who got her panties in a bunch.

“My lady is everything-”

“Shut Up Pest! I’m trying to forget that bastard I just meant!”

...A rude bitch like always, but I must endure. I force a smile and attempt to console her.

“M-My apologies my lady, is there anything I can do for you.”

“My schedule for the rest of today, cancel it.”

“What, why on earth would you want to do that! What about today’s gala!”

Today could be the big turning point for you, you may be able to enter the big leagues. Woman you better not mess this up for me!

“You don’t understand Bell, today’s recipient was…”

“Hm?”

Recipient? Wait her mood is because of the person she had to deal with today. On top of that, that was the first time she called me by name. What’s going on here?

“...A devil…”

“Huh?”

“Today’s recipient was the devil! He answered my questions properly, but the way he looked at me. It wasn’t even some perverted gaze, it was like a predator stalking prey. I honestly felt scared, why did they send that guy to me!”

Wow, that does sound, but at least on the brightside she sent him on his way. Wait, why do I have a bad feeling all of the sudden.

“Lady Fahria, where did you send this man?”

“I sent him to be a hero in another world just like all the rest. Why, is there a problem? If not, I’m going to bed early.”

Just as I feared, I have the feeling this idiot made a critical mistake. Then again I could be wrong, I mean what’s the worst-

“Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

“Huh?”

I looked up to see Fahria slowly turning transparent, screaming as if she was in pain.

“What is this, what’s going on! No please! I didn’t do anything wrong!”

“What the-”

With a terrified scream, Fahria vanished leaving behind the paper she clenched for dear life. Thank the gods, my wish was granted! The Wicked Bitch is Dead! Yeah right, this is no time to play around. Something is terribly wrong here, let’s check out this paper. I flew down and grabbed the paper from the floor, only to have my question answered immediately.

“Y-yep, I had a feeling she made a mistake.”

That red stamp I saw said in bold, “Send Straight To Hell” meaning the person she sent to another world was an evil soul. Still if she disappeared like that she was probably summoned for a divine trial, just how bad did she-

“What The Fuck!”

I glanced at the paper and read the details of the man she sent, terrified by each line I read. No wonder she felt scared of him, what’s worse was what it said at the bottom of the paper.

“There’s a high probability that multiple world’s will be threatened if this man escapes. Please proceed with caution.”

…This idiot, does she even read these before sending these people. Still what are we gonna do now, she just doomed the world she was trying to save. What’s worse, since I’m her Nike they may consider me an accomplice. Which means-

“My Precious Little Life Is Over!”