Chapter 4:
Wire Madness
While they are driving down the road, a bat is following them the entire way. In a castle in the mountains, the representatives of the anti-project factions of the dark dimension are watching their movements on their journey toward their new order, while they are gathered around a round table in person.
—Those bastards have made an installation, Blackend, Oculan, explain to me, how the hell did this happen?! —exclaimed a demon sitting at the round table throwing a tantrum.
—They defended themselves, Infernus; I will talk to my influencers to give them bad publicity so that people don't seek their services. —Oculan Responded, a being of dark energy, leader of the Technohaters faction, a group that is against dimensional technology; they are funded by Magical Communications Incorporated, whose current CEO is Infernus, an archdemon.
—Exactly, with the videos from our spies along with the video of Mrs. Medalia Moon on Scream Tube, where those bastards annihilate some poor ents, dryads... It's horrible!... Very horrible!... but fascinating. —Blackend Answered, a dark knight, leader of the Violentors faction, a group dedicated to giving shelter to humans who visit or reside in the dark dimension in order to do horrible things to them in the most violent way possible.
—Incredible, those humans are beasts just like the monsters that support them; we must denounce them and put an end to them once and for all, before more of our people fall into the hands of those barbarians. —Ulgalion Answered, a Lovecraftian entity, the pope of the Church of Revelation.
—I agree with you, my comrades, but unfortunately, the video has gone viral in just a few minutes; while there are mixed reviews, a good portion of the inhabitants of our world adore violence. The mere fact that they are humans doing it is much more gratifying; after all, we almost massacred all of humanity in the war between Earth and the dark dimension. —Kulbain Skeleton Answered, a lich, leader of the political party The Defenders of Darkness, a political group that defends the entities and beings residing in the dark dimension.
—What beautiful memories, so much death, blood, and destruction, so many desecrations we committed against men, women, children, babies of all races, ages, ethnic groups; if it weren't for the traitor Berserot, who allied with that German named Bertram Müller... those wretches disturbed the order of dimensions and universes. How did the goddess Xenovia and the goddess Alheim allow that? —said the alien Sargoth, leader of the Mankind Crushers, a faction that seeks to resume the war between humanity and the dark dimension.
—Simply because the council of supreme beings and Emperor Cylax Gurren were fascinated by the human technology that humans brought here, thanks to the interdimensional-multiversal technology they created, the least we can do is sabotage their progress. How long has the acceptance video been up? —Aldrich Albain inquired, a succubus warrior, leader of the rebellion against interdimensional-multiversal technology, as well as the director of the Icatorh Academy of Magic and leader of the Nezorick Dungeon Guardians.
—According to the video... Damn! —exclaimed Oculan, horrified as he watched the video.
—What happened, Oculan, what did you see? Is there something wrong with the video?! —Infernus exclaimed.
—The approval of the video rose to seventy percent... No! Eighty percent, people are accepting this video... but that's not the worst part. —Oculan Reported, who visits various social networks, and added. — People seem to like the video, although our followers, influencers, and bots are trying to smooth things over, but the damage is already done, the people have accepted them, damn it! Violence is too deeply rooted in our society.
—Damn humans, we can't allow them to keep promoting that technology; there's no way to stop its advance more efficiently. Blackend, do you have any information on that? I understand there were several infiltrators in the mansion; give us your report. —Infernus expressed.
Blackend gives the infiltrator's report regarding the installation of the Moon mansion:
«According to the report from our infiltrator, the humans possess a Class S Calvan Burgan with an appearance closer to the ShenRay x100 minibus from Earth, only it is more robust and larger. We don't know what weapons it has, but we did see it in its beast mode phase 1; it didn't suffer any damage or scratches during the battle...»
—What are human technicians doing with a war machine like that? That is illegal and could endanger the safety of our people. —Kulbain Skeleton Said.
—Yes, that's true, but when our infiltrator at the Rare branch reported that the company complained to the town hall due to the various sabotage attempts carried out by our henchmen, nevertheless, by decree of the emperor himself, they were given permission to use it. —Oculan Reported, leaving everyone indignant and angry.
—What do you mean the emperor did this to us?! This is a high treason against the dark people! —Kulbain Skeleton shouted indignantly.
—Calm down, Kulbain, it's probably just another one of the emperor's crazies as always, although I don't think this is a coincidence, Blackend, who are the technicians that worked in that facility? —Aldrich replied.
Blackend continues with the infiltrator's report:
«The first is a kind of Scrawler that comes with the vehicle...»
—That's not of interest to us, Blackend, I want the human technicians. —Infernus Said.
—Well, alright, I'll get to the point, because what interests me most is when they defeated and humiliated one of my own; is that alright? —Blackend Responded to Infernus's insistence.
Blackend proceeds with the infiltrator's report:
«We have the human technician Isidro Ricardo Matos Montero, he is a human who apparently can use magic, he surely made a pact with a demon...»
—It must have been Meredith Netherland, the princess of the underworld. I can't believe she betrayed us. I imagine that, since she is a succubus, she is trying to keep some subjects for herself, and Isidro must be one of them and the other. —Aldrich replied.
Blackend begins to tremble, inhaling and exhaling loudly, but continued with the report:
«The other technician we have is none other than the modern inquisitor, Juan Manuel Antonio De los Santos Restituyo...»
Everyone was left stunned, sweating cold.
—Why do they call him the modern inquisitor, he's just a man? —Sargoth asked confidently and haughtily.
Blackend begins to recount his experience with Manolo:
«That man you mentioned came to this world twice, the first time was on vacation with his family. He was in a Class F Calvan Burgan. Normally, we Violentors terrorize and use violence against human tourists, so they won't return to our world, but that day, the way we saw humans changed completely. We were chasing him on the road, and while some humans defend themselves, this was on another level. One of our companions on a motorcycle approached the passenger door when some illuminated white eyes froze him in fear. Something came out, broke through the window, grabbed the gentleman, and forcibly introduced him into the vehicle. All that could be heard were screams and blows until the driver's door opened. The poor gentleman was dragged all the way down the road. While that man dragged him all the way, he then threw him into the air, closed the driver's door, stuck his arm out, grabbed him by the head like a rag doll, and then smashed him against several ents on the road. He threw him into the mouth of an ent and stopped...»
—And they didn't cast magic or artillery or anything. —Sargoth Interrupted, who is starting to worry.
—We shot at him with everything and it didn't do anything. —Blackend Exclaimed, who begins to cry and scream.
They are astonished by what is happening.
—And what happened next? Blackend continues. —Kulbain asked, who is feeling sorry for him.
Blackend continues to recount his experience with sadness:
«He kept staring at us while we shot at him until we ran out of ammunition, we were frozen in fear... his gaze... it was... it was... ahhhhhhhh... the bastard pulled the knight out of the mouth of the ent, grabbed him by the neck, then with the other hand pierced the breastplate, blew him to pieces, transformed his soul into a spiritual sword, made a cut in the ground opening a great crack in the forest, annihilating all my companions with the energy cut, I was able to survive because it didn't hit me head-on.»
They were left surprised.
—But it was the same one, right? They at least put him in prison. —Kulbain Said; the others are trying to console Blackend, except Aldrich.
—What happened in that trial doesn't make any sense. A man named Ludovico Montoya went to testify, he gave his testimony, but I don't know what happened, I only know that the jury started deliberating and... —Blackend answered horrified.
—And what, what happened, Blackend! — Kulbain asked, shouting.
—They declared him innocent without any consequences and reprimanded us. — Blackend Said, causing everyone to become indignant, but Aldrich comforts them; his magic calms them down.
—Are you sure it's the same man from that time? —Aldrich questioned Blackend.
—Yes, it's the same one, he just got fatter than usual. When he visited the dimension again, it was on behalf of the company Rare Communications; they work there. We tried to take revenge on him, but Ludovico said something that made us just walk past and ignore him. —Blackend Responded.
—Enough, it seems we are facing something we cannot understand; I need more information about it. —Aldrich replied.
—Don't worry, my lady, apparently, her powers only activate in cases of extreme danger; we just have to prevent her from finishing her work on time and get her fired. Fortunately, this video not only gained acceptance from the public but also caught the attention of several adrenaline lovers belonging to our factions and others seeking blood, death, and destruction. —Reported Oculan.
—Perfect, the more allies, the better..." Now then, what are those scum doing now? —Aldrich Exclaimed.
Oculan shows the current situation of Manolo and Isidro.
A few minutes earlier, Manolo was listening to doom metal, as he feels down and frustrated by everything he had to do to install that service. Isidro is lying back in his seat, with headphones on listening to classic reggaeton (King Yankee, Mr. Omar, among others), but Manolo's anger is increasing, so he switches from doom/death, then to atmospheric black metal, and finally to thrash metal. Isidro looks at him with an expression of indifference, but since poor Manolo is nodding and singing along, he shifts his gaze to the ceiling.
—Seriously, another metalhead, I bet he's also an otaku or a geek or both; they're usually the first to die, although it's clear this isn't his first time here. I had heard from my companions in the dark dimension that he had already been here twice, especially the urban legend of the modern inquisitor and the deity of shadows, the god who protects the inquisitor... I'll see if I can get some useful information out of him. —Isidro thot that suddenly their eyes turned demonic, but then they returned to normal. He looks at him from time to time, takes out a flashlight, turns it on, points it at his eyes, causing Manolo to slow down and stop the music.
—Isidro, but what a... Don't you see that I'm trying to de-stress? —Manolo Exclaimed, while Isidro adjusted the seat to be able to talk to him better.
—I'm sorry, little brother, but something doesn't add up; you've been here before. —Isidro asked.
—Me... yeah, I went like twice, why do you ask? —Manolo replied and asked.
—Out of curiosity, my companions from the dark dimension told me about an urban legend of a certain dark inquisitor who opened a giant rift in a forest and a deity called the Deity of Shadows who caused two Mandela effects in the dark dimension. —Isidro commented.
—Are you talking about that system glitch that causes some things to happen, but not happen, and vise versa? —Manolo explains.
—Yes, the people from the dark dimension consider it a legend or something like that, that's why I was curious. Could you tell me more about the two times you came here? —Isidro replied with curiosity.
—Reason, motive, and circumstance. — Manolo Asked, who is starting to suspect him.
—No, for nothing, we're colleagues, can't I know? —Isidro replied.
—It depends. —Manolo Answered, adjusting the rearview mirror.
—It depends on you, Manolo. Don't you trust me? — Isidro replied.
—We barely know each other, Isidro, so why are you asking me those personal questions? What are you going to gain from that? —Manolo responded, looking at him threateningly, and added. —It's not like, without meaning to, you talk about it with your harem of monsters or with everyone else.
—And you think I'm capable of that, Manolo, unless you have something to hide from me. —Isidro replied.
—Isidro, it's too soon for me to tell you, especially when you're a slave to a demon, or am I wrong? God knows if you are possessed by that being, although I don't understand how someone like you has survived in this hell for so long, without shooting yourself in the head or hanging from a bridge with a rope, or are you not going to tell me. —Manolo Answered, putting Isidro at a crossroads.
—It's complicated. — Isidro replied, diverting his gaze toward the window.
—Since it's complicated, I'm not going to tell you. —Manolo Answered.
—In the end, those pieces of shit won't care that the modern inquisitor or whatever is a technician and I'm a slave to the princess of the dark dimension. —Isidro replied ironically.
—Wait, what do you mean?! —Manolo exclaimed, who was interested in that part.
—Yes, you didn't understand, you didn't understand! —Isidro exclaimed in his usual indifferent tone, but he managed to capture Manolo's attention.
—Come on, let's go, don't leave me in suspense. —Manolo Responded.
—Just think about it, Manolo, what is the purpose of that project? —Isidro replied.
—To make humans and the beings from the dark dimension live in peace and tranquility. —Manolo Answered.
—And what do you think about that? —Isidro replied.
—What a piece of garbage! A heresy! A blasphemy before Almighty God! Humans and those damn cows will never be able to coexist in peace; they are like oil and water. If it weren't for the Catholic churches, humanity wouldn't have survived. Now we cannot use the power of God to turn it against Him, simply because humanity is so, so ungrateful that it turned its back on God, before and after the war, despite the fact that He protected us. If only I could have His power and make everyone feel the true power of God, the whole world. Damn! —Manolo exclaimed, his eyes lighting up white. That answered Isidro's question, so his eyes returned to those of a demon once again.
—I admit the same, but what if there's someone pulling the strings to make that happen, or if that's the project's objective? — Isidro argued.
—And who would that be? Because God wouldn't do something that goes against His own rules. The goddess Xenovia and Alheim... well, I don't like to call them goddesses, as that would make God another god, so... —Manolo responded, who starts to think.
—And the deity of shadows, you don't know about it. —Isidro asked.
—And who is that? I had never heard of him. —Manolo Answered.
—Seriously, you don't know anything about him, you haven't heard anything. —Isidro replied.
—No, ask Ludovico about that, he knows more about it than I do. He accompanied me on vacation because he won the lottery and invited the whole family; then he joined me on the trip to the dimension with the geralcas from Rare and me. I'll give you his number... —Manolo responded, but he noticed Isidro's eyes, so he added. — And those very strange eyes you have, is it just me or do those eyes remind me of someone?
—Seriously, let me see. —Isidro replied, using his smartphone to access the camera app and switch it to selfie mode, but he noticed that his eyes had returned to normal and added: —My eyes are fine, what the hell are you talking about?
—A question, Isidro, do you remember what we are talking about? —Manolo answered.
—No, what about? I know you were listening to devil's music and moving as if you were possessed, why? —Isidro replied.
Suddenly, they receive a call from the supervisor about the vehicle's control command.
—It's the supermarket, Manolo, so what now? —Isidro asked.
—Did you snitch on me or what? —Manolo replied.
—I'm not a snitch, I'm not a snitch, watch your tongue because the snitch is the devil! — Isidro exclaimed. He touches the screen to activate a holographic call, where Camilion appears sitting at his desk.
—Juan Manuel Antonio De los Santos Restituyo, reporting in here, Mr. Camilion! — Manolo Exclaimed, giving a military salute as he parked in a space the size of the vehicle.
—Isidro Ricardo Matos Montero, reporting in here, Mr. Camilion! —Isidro Exclaimed, giving a military salute.
—Congratulations, technicians, you have achieved your first installation in the dark dimension; especially you, Isidro, Ms. Medalia Moon gave you a perfect NPS score... —Camilion reported.
—Phew!... Perfect score, damn it, on the first order! —shouted Manolo, who started dancing in his seat.
—Today, we drink, damn it! —Isidro shouted, who opened a bottle of non-alcoholic cider, since alcohol can't be consumed at work.
Isidro sprays Manolo with the drink, while he nods with excitement and starts drinking the cider until Camilion uses an aerosol horn to calm them down, so they settle down.
—Alright, gentlemen, that's enough celebration for now; what I'm going to talk to you about is serious. —Camilion Said and activated the web browser, where he played the video that Medalia had released on Scream Tube and added. — I would like to know, bunch of blockheads, what the heck that is!
Manolo and Isidro are horrified to find out that they were recorded by her. In perfect sync, they recite Dross's insults from the review of Dragon Ball Evolution. Mrs. Medalia at home feels all that bad vibe throughout her body, which gives her a burst of orgasms. However, the thing doesn't end there, as she shows her other videos where they are:
1. On a social critique channel, they show how Manolo brutally hits the ghost with the Bible. The commentators are horrified and outraged by this event, but among the audience, there were some who shouted: oppression! oppression! others shouted: hit her harder! others shouted: oppress her! Let her know who's in charge! Although there were people in the audience who disagreed, this caused them to kill each other.
2. A gossip channel shows the fight between Lucio and Manolo, where the presenters are discussing the brawl to the point that it gets out of control.
3. An entertainment channel called Carnage TV, which shows how Manolo annihilates zombies in the cemetery.
4. A news channel interviews the Moon family, but the cameraman only focuses on Medalia and Serina's breasts, which makes Senith angry and she ends the interview with her power.
5. Lastly, the social networks of the dark dimension that are in a civil war over them.
—Damn it! but we only did one installation and put the dark dimension in turmoil. — Isidro Said, horrified by what he saw.
—Does that mean they're going to cancel us... Right? —Manolo answered.
— And why? —Camilion asked.
—For all the mess we've caused. —Isidro replied, but Camilion laughs, then his laughter turns into an evil cackle.
—And do you think we care about that? We are Rare Communications, we couldn't care less about what the masses say, we won't stop until everyone is rare, so system slaves, go and turn everyone into rare! —Camilion shouted, which encourages them to keep installing, and added. —But until further notice, you will not use the code to proceed with violence until it is approved.
—With your permission, Mr. Camilion, how are we going to survive the threats in the client's house? —Manolo replied, worried.
—In the vehicle, there is weaponry to avoid violent confrontations and, if that doesn't work, it's better to find the best way to carry out the installation without violence while the new code is being approved. —Camilion replied, causing Manolo and Isidro to get a bit indignant, and added. —But they would use violence for something else.
—Another thing. —Isidro Said worried, until they receive an email about their fleets.
They check the email, where a message informs about a new infotéch (it is a new procedure that the technicians have to work on from now on).
Infotech 01:
Insert image of vehicular combat.*
*Note: Previously, there was an image depicting a vehicular combat, but this image did not belong to me, as I randomly took it from Google Images and, since I watched a video about copyright, I didn't want to have any issues with the owner of that image.
High-priority notice.
Vehicle combat
Attention, technicians of the Dark Dimension: Starting today, you have access to all the weaponry possessed by the Calvan Burgan Class S, in order to defend against all threats on the road (living obstacles, road warriors, bandits, anti-project factions, etc.). For more information, please read the manual available at the link:
Manual_of_Calvan_Burgan_Clase_S_(MCB001).pdf
Note: Do not use weapons on clients, future clients, urbanized areas where vehicular combat is not allowed, and anything that could represent profits for the company.
Rare, we are with you.
—Phew! Finally, we're going to use the weapons, but what a hassle... Although I don't like reading on my phone, doesn't this have a printer or something! —Manolo exclaimed, who was checking the control panel.
—Yes, there is, give me a moment; although it's better to look at it on your phone, you pollute the environment less. —Isidro Answered, who manages to find the button to print it and also binds it.
—I don't give a damn about nature; I don't want to be prescribed glasses again. —Manolo replied as he took the newly printed and bound manual; he smelled it and added, as if he were Homer Simpson. — Mm... printed and bound!
—Wow, but that's an encyclopedia, and we have to learn all that to use this thing. —Isidro Exclaimed.
—Exactly, so good luck and may Alheim be with you. —Camilion Said as he said goodbye.
On a mountain far from there, a blood-made motorcyclist with an outfit consisting of a spiked motorcycle jacket, a corset similar to HxE Yellow from the anime Dokyū Hentai HxEros, and punk pants with spiked boots. She spots the technicians with binoculars, alongside her flesh hounds.
—Well, well, well, but look who we have here, more fresh meat for my hounds and blood for me, especially when I see what they're capable of. They'll either act like a bunch of cowards or... give me a good fight, me, Blonde Blaze, the bloody motorcyclist! —Blonde exclaimed as she sends her hounds to chase them and laughs devilishly.
Meanwhile, Manolo and Isidro are testing the insane amount of weapons the vehicle has.
—Definitely, it doesn't matter if it's on land or here, they always want you to be a damn self-taught person, damn it. —Manolo Said while reading the vehicle manual, just like Isidro, who is also doing the same but reading it from his phone, which he added. —At least you know some weapons, right?... I mean, since you have more experience than I do.
—What is that? What do you eat that with? —Isidro replied.
—Don't tell me you don't know anything about how this vehicle works... at all. —Manolo Responded, surprised and indignant.
—Just barely driving it, I only know 0.00000000001% of how this thing works, how the hell does it work? But you're lucky they gave you this war tank; the others weren't as fortunate. —Isidro replied discouragingly.
—What do you mean, the others?! —Manolo exclaimed with uncertainty.
Isidro briefly recounts his experience in the dark dimension:
«You are like the eleventh technician that accompanies me, for us, the company sees us as disposable and worthless beings when the project started, we were sent in ground vehicles that can hardly withstand anything against the Mankind Crushers, Violentors, some road warriors, criminals, cows, and any other weird thing that came our way. The client's equipment mostly ended up destroyed due to the vehicles' low resistance, so they had to change the fleet of Calvan Burgan vehicles. First, it was the F-class ones, but even before that, five of my companions had died, either sacrificing themselves so I could live or being killed by the environment itself. That's why I always check everything before we rest. Even so, they had to upgrade from F-class to S-class for us to arrive safe and sound. Still, at the client's house, it was a war to survive. My companions died or sacrificed themselves so I could live and run away from there. I lived a complete odyssey to reach the branch on foot, so I had to sell my soul to Meredith to survive. I bought the best wand and broom with the miserable money they gave me until Sonya helped me with her savings. Even so, I couldn't use them due to the company's current policies. But now that you came, I know I can redeem myself once more.»
Isidro began to cry heavily after venting about everything that happened. Manolo stroked his head, but then he hugged him.
—Cry, I'm not going to say anything, but... —Manolo answered.
—But what. —Isidro replied, releasing him from the hug and wiping away his tears.
—That's over now; now that we can use this war tank against those bastards, we won't hold back on them. Today they... will rest in pieces; we will avenge all the technicians, once and for all! —Manolo Exclaimed, whose eyes began to shine with excitement; it also caused Isidro to compose himself, so they continued studying the vehicle more while Manolo drove and looked at the map to reach the client's location, until Manolo accidentally activated the manual turret on the passenger seat, which ejected Isidro with a minigun turret loaded with all kinds of bullets. When Isidro tests the turret's orientation, he notices the arrival of the flesh hounds.
— Those devil's cows, I know them, those bastards tore Wilkenis apart... that bitch must be around here. —Isidro thought, scared, but he remembered what Manolo had told him, filling him with courage, so Isidro pressed a button to return the vehicle to its normal position.
— Manolo, we have company. —Isidro Said.
—Company... Fresh meat. —Manolo Answered with white eyes.
—Yes, fresh meat. —Isidro replied with a voice similar to Gollum's from The Lord of the Rings, but diabolical.
—Although we only use the buttons on the steering wheel, plus a few buttons I could read in the manual, like the ram button, the Ultimate turbo, the manual turrets for the co-pilot and pilot, the front and rear machine guns, and maybe some missiles. —Manolo explained as his eyes returned to normal.
—But I already said you're going to use the entire arsenal of the vehicle. —Isidro replied.
—That's not even 0.1% of this war machine, according to what I could read. —Manolo Answered.
—Oh... by the gods of hell, what the hell are we riding in? —Isidro replied while looking thru the rearview mirror at an approaching hound and added. —It's getting closer.
Manolo also notices in the rearview mirror, steps on the accelerator to try to outsmart them for a moment.
—A question, Isidro, do you know those creatures? —Manolo asked, who was looking in the rearview mirrors just in case they approached.
—Yes, those bastards are bloodhounds, beasts made of flesh, blood, and bone; they normally belong to another area of the dimension, but those demon spawn belong to the road warrior, Blonde Blaze, the bloody motorcyclist from the Violentors faction and rider of the Bloody Blazer motorcycle. She is an entity made of blood and pure evil who enjoys the suffering of her victims. She likes to attack human tourists, technicians, or anything that is human, but she has never been seen entering combat, except when she participates in vehicular combat competitions like Rotten Metal, among others, or public executions of humans, although she prefers torture and specifically executing Christians. —Isidro explained.
—Umm, if she sent her hounds, it's because she wants to know if we are a worthy opponent for her. Let's show her right now; there's nothing in life I love more than physically and psychologically destroying that kind of scum. —Manolo deduced as he saw the hounds trying to close in on them.
Attention: This part suddenly gets a bit gory because they are flesh hounds, but since this is for young people, they should be able to handle it; if they read chapter 1, they should have been prepared for it.
One of the bloodhounds is running up the walls. Manolo spotted it in the rearview mirror; the hound lunges at the minibus, but... Manolo slams on the brakes, causing it to stick to the floor; in the process, he hits another hound that was behind him, taking it out of the fight. Meanwhile, Isidro activates the front weapons on the control panel so that a kind of remote control in the shape of a gun, similar to an electric track control for toy cars, pops out.
—Welcome to hell, Puppy, my hell. —Manolo Said as he pulled the trigger, riddling them with miniguns and machine guns, without mercy, turning them into mush, but not content with that, he performed a Dragon Punch with the gear shift and pressed the grappling hook button, activating the charge that finished them off, scattering their remains all over the vehicle. He cleans the blood and guts with the windshield wiper using water.
— Isidro, with the control panel, activates the swarm missile launcher to eradicate the hound from behind. —Ordered Manolo to Isidro.
—Damn it, how dare you...? It was just luck... Or maybe not. —Blonde Screamed upon seeing in a magical hologram how two of her hounds were brutally murdered.
The remaining hounds are filled with anger and rage, so they charge at the machine, but Manolo presses the jump button to do a backflip, aiming to end up behind them. He pulls the trigger again to shoot them mercilessly with all the front weapons (laser guns, missile launchers, machine guns, grenade launchers, etc.).
—Seriously, is that all you've got? —Manolo exclaimed as he stuck his head out the window, but from the pieces of the hounds, more of those things emerged.
—You and your big mouth, Manolo. —Isidro Answered.
—It doesn't matter, less talk and more action; after all, you don't want to take revenge on those filthy bastards. —Manolo replied.
—Yesss!, let go of Pinky, we're going to give it to him together. —Isidro shouted while Manolo obeyed the order, but he didn't let go yet.
Some hounds approach the vehicle, positioning themselves on the sides to ram it. This did not please Manolo; he opens the driver's window, activates the charge to ram the hound on the left by the wall, in order to grab its head and rub it all over the wall, disintegrating its entire head. Then he charges at the other hound, throwing it off a cliff, only for Isidro to activate a rain of guided missiles from the control panel to finish it off.
Manolo presses the button to free Pinky and activates the front and rear chainsaw buttons. Pinky emerges from the roof with a minigun to shoot them mercilessly, when they enter a rather large curve, Manolo drifts while activating the pilot's manual turret to go out and shoot them with the fury of the turret, while Isidro launches his explosive spells with the vehicle's roof turret, along with the fire missile launchers, plus Pinky's minigun, creating a massacre that causes them to multiply even more.
—But those idiots are crazy, they're multiplying them... I like that, damn it, finally some worthy opponents, let's send the entire dark dimension to hell. —Blonde Shouted, who stopped being a spectator and got on her motorcycle to catch up with them.
Meanwhile, Manolo manages to get out of the curve, deactivates the manual turret to drive the minibus again, but the hounds, being too many, manage to get on board. However, Isidro uses spells of super strength and cold to get them off, while Manolo activates a compartment that launches a chainsaw at Pinky, so he can start cutting the hounds in a brutal and primitive way. Manolo is also reading the manual to find more combinations until he finds some. He makes a combination of (up, down, down, up, and the suspension jump button) to spin like a top with the chainsaws activated, scattering all the flesh, bones, and entrails all over the road, while Isidro and Pinky get drenched in blood and entrails, finishing off the last hounds clinging to the vehicle. Manolo stops the spins because he is very dizzy, he starts to vomit, sticking his head out the window. Pinky is brutally slashing the last hound standing on top of the vehicle with his claws, and to make matters worse, Isidro, who is dizzy, vomits on the hound's head that is split in half, causing it to break free.
—Seriously, but those bastards don't give up! —Isidro exclaimed, who keeps vomiting and Pinky helps him.
Manolo continues searching the manual for another weapon to stop it, he finds one, heads to the control panel, and activates it, which turns out to be a freezing shot that ends up freezing the horde of hounds. Pinky knocks on the driver's door with the code Manolo taught him to communicate, so that the driver can open the door and put poor Isidro in his seat.
—It's over, Manolo, just say yes. —Isidro said he's tired, however, from the frozen horde, some hounds larger than the previous ones pass thru it as if it were nothing.
—NOOOOOOooooooo!... There's more. —Manolo answered, who is looking thru the rearview mirror.
—But I curse those devilish firulais... Damn it, God, what are we paying for! —Isidro exclaimed, who is going crazy.
—Well...what can be done...I have a plan. —Manolo Said as he accelerates to full power.
Even so, the hounds are so fast that Pinky misses the shots; they pounce, cling to the vehicle, climbing to the roof where Pinky is. There are four in total just for him; they surround him. Manolo notices this, tells Isidro to assist him. He follows the order, climbs up with the broom to the roof where they confront the hounds. They confront them on the roof until Manolo accelerates and increases speed until they realize the madness he is about to do. The hounds also get scared, but it's too late. Manolo breaks thru the road barrier, jumps off a cliff in cold blood, while he presses the button for the grappling hook, shoots it toward an electric tower, where he hangs like Tarzan until he lands on two wheels, on a high-voltage line.
—You're crazy, you bastard, what the hell was that! —Isidro shouted, casting freezing spells on the hounds from the broom in the air.
Manolo exits thru the passenger door to maintain the stability of the vehicle, just like Pinky, to avoid falling into the void.
—Isidro, help me, I don't want to fall into the void! —Manolo shouted for help.
Isidro uses a levitation spell to access the control panel to activate the calibration to prevent the vehicle from falling for anything in the world, so he returns to the broom to continue providing assistance in the air. This allows Manolo to activate the co-pilot's manual turret to exit and join the fight, as they move from tower to tower. Manolo fights with his bare hands, delivering a brutal beating, but one of them bites his forearm, and the other hound bites the other forearm, both pulling to rip his arms off.
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