The seven sins: Lust

Pride went north and found Lust. 

Pride: Do you remember me ? 

Lust: I see you for the first time! 

Pride: It's me ... Pride .. 

Lust: Wait, what the hell are you doing here? 

Pride: I must gather all 7 sins! 

Lust: For ? 

Pride: Order from the boss! 

Lust: Are you talking about that boss? 

Pride: Yes ! 

Lust: Okay, i see, what do I have to do? 

Pride: Nothing at the moment, you just have to come after me! 

Lust: Ok, I got it.

Pride: Okay, so it's very late at the moment.

Lust: If you want you can come to my house to sleep! 

Pride: At your house ? 

Lust: Yes, what is the problem? 

Pride and Lust arrive at Lust's house and talk: 

Pride: Know that as always I am the boss. 

Lust laughs. 

Lust: When you were the boss ?

Pride: Well, I'm the smartest and the strongest, and it's normal to be the boss at 6 assholes.

Lust: Good joke, now I'm going to support you if you want to be the boss, but I have to earn something from this. 

Pride: Both you and Greed want to win some of this, then you both have sex and you will both win. 

Lust: It's not a bad idea, but it's not enough! 

Pride: Fool. 

Lust: Pervert! 

Pride: Talk about "the sin of lust".

Lust: I'll be a pervert, but you're too boastful.

Pride: Shut up. 

Lust: You shut up. 

Pride: Who the hell do you think you're telling me to shut up about? 

Lust: Bla bla bla

Pride: Okay, where do I sleep now? 

Lust: Well you have 4 options, 1. With me 2. next to me 3. next to me but on the left 4.one of these 3 !

Pride: You're joking, right ? 

Lust: I'm serious ! 

Pride: Be that as it may, but see that no one knows about it. 

Lust: Okay, I'm just going to make Envy jealous. 

Pride: What the hell ?

Lust: Nothing. 

The both sleeps.

The next day he leaves for the train where he was to meet Greed and Envy. 

RING, RING

RING, RING

Pride answer.

Pride: What ?

Greed: What did you find Lust? 

Pride: Yes, did you find Envy? 

Greed: Yes !

Pride: Good then see you in Sendai!