Chapter 1:

Chapter 1

A Self-Guide On How To Become An Unattractive Villainess!


...

Six months have gone past.

No improvements, let alone any sign of recovery.

I was about to accept the eventual outcome and finally made peace with my mind.

Also with both my heart and my body.

Even so—I couldn't bear how painful it was anymore.

But right before the world went dark...

"Do you want to avenge them?"

A sudden, intrusive voice.

The one that made me suddenly jolted awake.

In my mind, I talked to myself "What was that earlier? My imagination?" before ignoring it, thinking it was just my delusion grandeur, talking to my inner desire if I had any power.

Ah, right.

If I had any power, I would have been unstoppable.

If I had any power, I would have humiliated them.

And if I had any power...

I would have changed the world.

Just for myself.

No one else matters.

Not even those fake cries in the corridor while waiting for my life insurance to finally pay out on me, let alone those artifical friends who only cared about me and my life when I was on top.

However, just right before I closed my eyes to finally, and finally make peace with this world.

A strange magic spell appeared with the exact same single question:

"DO YOU WANT TO AVENGE THEM?"

Turns out it never was a delusion of grandeur. Instead, my mind was giving up on life. This endless dead end never was the answer to everything, yet the answer was so obvious.

Deep inside my failing heart, I answered without hesitation—

"Hell yeah, I'd love to."

I talked to myself, chuckling like a narcissistic maniac thinking she owned the world.

I thought it was a joke at first but then—

"Request accepted. The client is confirmed for transformation."

Transformation? That sounds ridicu—

And just before I finished mocking whatever this utter nonsense was, I was surrounded by lights. So bright that I could feel they were about to burn me within the speed of light.

Wait, who am I kidding with?

Seira Kagurazaka, this is literally the speed of light!

...

My eyes were closed shut.

No speed of light, let alone the constant tremble I was feeling from before.

Wait, my body actually feels... light?

No, to say that is an understatement. Instead, I could definitely feel something...

Despite being unable to open my eyes voluntarily, I could tell my ass was currently sitting on a somewhat extremely comfortable sofa with my head rested on... the palm of my hand?

So... like some kind of lazy ass queen pose?

And right after saying that blursed line, my heavy eyelids suddenly became easier to lift. As if what I just blurted out in my mind was a secret passcode to unlock this...

eye opening feature.

This reminds me of a passage straight from Genesis 1 in the Bible.

"Let there be light."

Such a creation was outright trivial, yet so important. I didn't have to spend the rest of my life, if I had any, to explain it to you but you clearly understood what I meant. So, let's skip it.

All of a sudden, as inevitable as it was, I opened my ass...

Wait, I said it wrong, didn't I?

Never mind, let me sound a little bit more pretentious just for once.

I could feel my eyelids, heavy from the pain of suffering, finally realizing their enormous enlightenment in the most fashionable way possible. Those eyes slowly but surely began to open, receiving the mystery of electricity within the speed of light that was coming from the soar of sunlight as if it had been begging for me to witness its dazzling beauty in the morning.

You didn't get it?

Let me dumb down this flowery, purple prose to you, my dear lowly peasants.

I finally opened my eyes and saw the sunlight in the morning.

And that's it.

Better?

Right, let me walk y'all like toddlers from now on.

If you really don't like it, who are you for me to give a fuck?

Anyway...

The sight I was seeing was, to say the least...

Mid.

After all that—

They only gave me a luxurious kingdom with my bedroom having a king-sized bed and I chose to sleep on my chair instead of experiencing the luxury like when I used to be seen before?

How funny.

No wonder I hated my life.

Turns out this was no different.

Meanwhile, my shoulder rested on the chair's arm and I had no idea how to fix this pose, let alone having any qualm to continue. My mind was still on Earth, after all.

But then, all of a sudden, the horror among those nightmares happened.

Why? Because I eventually looked down and—

This is impossible!

No, not because my clothes were changed from pajamas into a glamorous dress, or the detail of those patterns on the floor that looked to be from a classic Victorian gothic era, let alone my feet that were able to touch the ground in a way I never had before.

No, not even any of those strangenesses.

Instead...

of all odds among these circumstances.

It was my boobs.

Yes, those pair of dangling meats attached to my chest had their cup size increased.

And massively so.

So much so I couldn't believe these oversized D-cups were mine to begin with.

Can anyone explain this bullsh—

"YES, I CAN."

That voice again...

That previous, all-of-a-sudden intrusion when I thought it was my mind truly giving up on life.

Who the fuck are you? Show your face!

The voice then materialized itself, shaping its form into a crystallized figure.

However, as if there was a wall that concealed it, I couldn't see it any clearly.

"DEAR CLIENT, AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE..."

"I POSSESS NO PHYSICAL FORM, LET ALONE A HUMAN ONE."

"MY FUNCTION IS TO GUIDE. SHALL WE PROCEED?"

A-a-artificial what?

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