Chapter 4:
A Self-Guide On How To Become An Unattractive Villainess!
DISCLAIMER: Contains extremely explicit contents! Viewer's discretion is heavily advised. Including lewd scenes, graphic depictions, erotic jokes and inappropriate behaviors that you kids shouldn't read online! This warning is served for future chapters also.
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Once time had been accelerated, right after this sexy body of mine dropped itself freely into the bath, I started playing around with parts I probably should not have touched so casually.
From my chest, thighs, all the way down to my crotch, my hands did not merely grope them, but squeezed, twisted, and also—
"Dear Madam, are you perhaps a genuine pervert?"
"Two entire minutes have already been wasted simply playing with your stimulating body parts, Madam."
Ah right.
I forgot the professional stalker was still here.
This artificial intelligence apparently existed solely to make my otherworldly life increasingly miserable. I obviously knew there were only a few minutes left before the ceremony started.
But still...
Couldn't I at least enjoy myself while resting?
Allow me to describe my body position in detail for all of you virgins over there.
My body was perfectly concealed beneath the mist, while the bath foam itself seemed too embarrassed not to embrace me completely. Not to mention the back of my neck that practically begged all of you to grow jealous and curious about what kind of masterpiece-level treasure I was hiding underneath this body of mine. And then there was my damp hair loosely falling down so helplessly, as though it had already surrendered to the fact that this body truly was this beautiful and elegant, a level of beauty completely unmatched by anyone else in this world.
And furthermore—
"Done with your monologue yet? Still not satisfied hallucinating over your own reflection?"
Damn it.
It read my thoughts.
"A reflection is something vague."
"Untouchable. Impossible to grope."
"You truly are an incredibly abstract as a shameless pervert after all, Dear Madam."
I never denied what it said.
Perhaps there really was some hidden blessing behind my old short and crippled body from my previous life. In other words, maybe there was some wisdom behind my appearance being far too loli-like back then.
But even so, I still dominated every room while looking captivating.
So honestly, I think it all balances out anyway.
Alright, back to the topic now.
"Forget that. Exactly how many minutes remain before the event begins?"
Probably loading again— huh?
"Two minutes and twenty-eight seconds remaining, continuously decreasing in real time."
Unexpectedly, my complaints about tea break loading times stopped immediately.
I stared blankly with my mouth slightly open.
"Why? Are you surprised?"
"No. Not really."
I glanced sideways for a moment while sinking my head even deeper into the water until only my nose, eyes, and hair remained visible. Meanwhile, my hands still wanted to keep exploring this beautiful and newly acquired scenery. My thighs squeezed together as my fingers slipped inward to trace my clitoris, which felt strangely deep and soft, while my other hand continued kneading my rather large breasts. All while suppressing my moans beneath tiny rising bubbles.
Yes. Extremely explicit indeed.
Don't do this at home, okay?
Good.
"Dear Madam, please stop this adult foolishness of yours."
"You are already turning twenty-one years old."
Physically?
Of course.
But mentally, I still felt like a girl who had only just entered puberty.
"By the way..."
"Is there something I am supposed to do?"
Honestly, I still did not fully understand what this ceremony was even meant for. But judging from previous experiences, it could easily be something sacred commonly held within my household. Like a company celebration event or something involving governmental institutions such as schoo—
Wait.
"Naturally. Victoria Claudelle Sekhmeth will perform before the public in celebration of her twenty-first birthday."
"And that performance shall be..."
What?
Hurry up and say it!
"A classical piano recital."
A-a-a classical piano recital?!
Wait, since when did I—
Oh, right.
Obviously.
The healthy version of myself definitely would have taken piano lessons and all kinds of elegant noble hobbies. So it wasn't that I refused to learn.
I simply never had the chance to.
If I could have, I absolutely would've devoted myself to music long ago, especially with a healthy heart and body.
Yet only however...
My knowledge was absolutely nonexistent.
Still—
Why piano instead of dancing?
Wouldn't dancing have fit a villainess much better?
"What exactly is a piano recital?"
"Are you pretending to be stupid, or do you genuinely lack common sense?"
"Don't dodge the question, just answer— uh..."
I almost forgot.
This artificial intelligence did not even have a name.
How unbelievably stupid and senile you are, Seira Kagurazaka— also known as Victoria Claudelle Sekhmeth— formerly a smart, beautiful, and absurdly rich high school student who somehow became the descendant of some random fantasy kingdom with a backstory so confusing even I barely understood it myself.
Yes.
That was my summary of this entire situation.
"Wait a second, do you have something resembling a name?"
"Naturally..."
You should've said that earlier, idiot.
"I do not."
Please do not make me angry when I am not even PMS-ing.
"Fine then. Starting now, your name is 'Seira.'"
Perhaps this would work better.
"Understood. Preference saved."
"By the way..."
"Time has expired."
Again, WHY ARE YOU ONLY SAYING THAT NOW?!
"Fine. I don't care."
"There shall also be a punishment for you."
My throat suddenly tightened.
If the punishment involved running laps or push-ups, I absolutely refused.
No thanks!
I barely even left the house aside from school back then. And by exercise, I meant fun activities, not terrifying physical labor like that!
"What punishment?" I asked while slightly sitting upright, allowing part of my considerably large 37E chest to rise above the water.
"After this event, you shall meet the rival whom you are required to kill tomorrow."
"In other words, the deadline has been accelerated."
Huh?
That's all?
Wait, this sounds eas—
Hold on a second!
This artificial intelligence was cheating!
Why was it only mentioning now that I would meet my rival afterward?! And on top of that, its tone sounded incredibly condescending. I could tell with absolute certainty that it was secretly laughing at me internally after realizing I was about to receive punishment, as though this had all been intentional from the very beginning!
I immediately rose from the jacuzzi bathtub without hesitation.
My naked body stood with pride in all its overwhelming glory.
My breasts fully exposed before Seira.
Then, while grabbing a towel to dry the sensitive parts of my still-soaked body—
"Seira."
"What is it, Dear Madam?"
"I need something from you."
"Can you help me?"
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