Chapter 3:
I Was Reincarnated as the Villain's Stress-Eating Habit
Kettlebrook smelled like woodsmoke and river water and something frying in good oil.
Aldric noticed the smell before anything else, riding in at dusk on a horse he had deliberately chosen for being unremarkable, wearing clothes Dort had sourced with visible distress. Plain dark coat. No insignia. Boots that were still too good but there was nothing to be done about that. He had left the sword. He had brought a knife because he was not an idiot.
The village was small but not poor. That was the first thing that did not match his expectations. Border villages were usually one bad season away from collapse, caught between two powers that taxed them from both directions and protected them from neither. Kettlebrook had patched roofs and stocked market stalls and people who walked with the particular confidence of those who have figured out how to be useful to everyone and obligated to no one.
He rode past a stall selling demon-territory spices next to a shrine to a human kingdom saint and understood immediately how they had survived this long.
Practical people. He could work with practical people.
He asked for the cook at the third stall, a woman selling root vegetables who looked him up and down in a way that suggested his boots had already given him away as someone pretending to be ordinary.
"Sora's place is at the end of the main road," the woman said. "The one with the crooked chimney. She's probably still open but if she's closed don't knock, she'll throw something."
"What does she throw."
"Last time it was a ladle. Hit the door frame. She's got good aim." The woman paused. "You here for the food or the other thing."
Aldric looked at her. "What other thing."
"Some people come to Kettlebrook looking for the cook who'll make anything. Unusual commissions. She has a reputation." The woman shrugged. "Just asking so I know which direction to point you."
"The food," Aldric said.
The woman pointed.
The building at the end of the road was small and leaning slightly left, the chimney crooked in a way that suggested it had been struck by something at some point and repaired by someone optimistic. Warm light in the windows. A hand-painted sign above the door that said SORA'S in letters that had been redone at least twice, each layer a slightly different shade of red.
Aldric tied his horse and stood in front of the door for a moment.
Kenji, inside his chest, was doing something that felt like bouncing on the balls of his feet.
Stop that, Aldric thought, which was new. He had not directed a thought at the presence before. It had always felt too close to acknowledging it was real.
The bouncing stopped. Then, after a brief pause, resumed at a slightly reduced intensity.
Aldric pushed open the door.
The inside was one room, tables mismatched, candles at different heights, a long wooden counter separating the cooking area from the eating area. Two men at a corner table finishing something that smelled like braised meat. A woman in her fifties asleep against the wall with her arms folded. A cat on the counter that should not have been on the counter.
Behind the counter, her back to him, someone was doing three things at once. Stirring something on the fire, chopping something on the board, and reading from a notebook propped open against a jar, moving between all three with the ease of a person who has done this so many times the motions have become automatic.
She was not tall. Dark hair pulled back badly, several pieces escaping in different directions. An apron that had seen serious use. When she reached across the counter for a jar she did it without looking, hand landing exactly where it needed to be.
Aldric stood in the doorway.
Kenji went completely still.
Not the waiting stillness of before. Something else. Something that moved through the shared space between them like a held breath, warm and inexplicable, and Aldric felt it land in his chest and did not know what to do with it so he did what he always did and catalogued it for later processing.
The woman at the counter said, without turning around: "Sit anywhere. I'll be with you in a minute."
Her voice was direct. Not rude, but not performing welcome either. The voice of someone who was genuinely busy and trusted you to manage yourself for sixty seconds.
Aldric sat at the counter.
The two men in the corner paid and left. The woman against the wall woke up, blinked at him, decided he was not interesting, and went back to sleep. The cat regarded him with the flat professional judgment of a cat and then looked away.
The cook finished what she was doing, made a note in her notebook, and turned around.
She looked at him the way the woman at the vegetable stall had, that quick up-and-down read that missed nothing, and her expression did the thing where it almost changed and then didn't.
"You're not from here," she said.
"No."
"Passing through or staying."
"That depends on you."
She raised an eyebrow. Not flirtatiously. More the way a person raises an eyebrow at a piece of equipment that has said something unexpected.
"On me how."
"I have a commission," Aldric said. "I was told you take unusual ones."
She leaned against the counter on her side, arms folded, and looked at him with the settled patience of someone deciding whether to be interested. Up close she had the kind of face that was always slightly more expressive than the person wearing it intended, small movements at the corners of the eyes and mouth that said things her voice wasn't saying yet.
"Unusual how," she said.
"I need a food recreated from a description. Something that doesn't exist here. It would require experimentation, possibly a significant number of attempts." He paused. "I will pay well for each attempt regardless of result. I will pay considerably more when you get it right."
A beat.
"What kind of food."
Aldric thought about how to explain it. He had tried this with three chefs already and each time the description had come out wrong, secondhand and approximate, like describing a color you have only seen in a dream.
He pressed his fingers to the counter and tried to find the shape of it, and Kenji pushed from inside, and what came out was not quite Aldric's voice and not quite not.
"Noodles," he said. "Thin wheat noodles, served in a broth that has been cooked for a long time, deep and salty and complex. Toppings. A soft egg, cooked so the outside is set but the inside is still soft. Possibly pork. Spring onions. The whole thing served hot, in a bowl, and it's meant to be eaten quickly before it gets cold."
Silence.
The cook was looking at him differently now. The settled patience had shifted into something more alert, the look of a person whose brain has just changed gears.
"Where did you taste this," she said.
"I haven't."
"Then how do you know what it tastes like."
A pause Aldric had not prepared for.
"I know what it's supposed to taste like," he said carefully. "I know the feeling of it more than the flavor. Does that make sense."
It clearly did not make complete sense. But she was quiet for a moment, head slightly tilted, and then she uncrossed her arms and picked up her notebook.
"The broth," she said. "What's the base."
"Bone. Long-cooked. And something fermented, I think. Soy, but I don't know if you have that here."
"We have something close. Darkbrew paste, comes from the eastern trade routes." She was writing. "The noodles, you said wheat. Thin, so low water content in the dough, probably. How thin."
"Like..." Kenji pushed and Aldric spread two fingers slightly apart.
She wrote that down too.
"This is going to take multiple attempts," she said. "I have other customers and I can't dedicate every day to one commission. I can work on it in the mornings before service and we can test in the afternoons. It might take weeks."
"That's acceptable."
"My rate for experimental commissions is double standard. Plus ingredients." She named a number.
It was, by Aldric's estimation, a very confident number for a village cook. He suspected she had named it slightly higher than usual to see what he would do.
He said: "Fine."
She blinked. Just once. Recalibrated. Wrote something in the notebook.
"I'll need somewhere to stay," Aldric added. "Is there an inn."
"Kettlebrook doesn't have an inn." She did not look up from the notebook. "There's a room above this place I rent out sometimes. It's small. The window sticks. There's a bird that sits on the sill at dawn and it's loud."
"How much."
She named another number. Also confident.
"Fine," he said again.
This time she looked up. Studied him for a moment with those eyes that said more than her voice did.
"You're either very rich or very desperate," she said.
"Does it matter which."
A pause. Then something moved at the corner of her mouth, not quite a smile but the shape that comes before one.
"I'm Sora," she said. "I didn't catch your name."
"Voss," he said. "Just Voss."
She wrote it down.
"Alright, Voss." She closed the notebook. "I'll have something for you to try by day after tomorrow. Tonight I can feed you whatever's left from service." She glanced past him at the sleeping woman against the wall. "And ignore Maret, she lives here basically. She's harmless."
"The cat," Aldric said. "Is it also harmless."
Sora looked at the cat. The cat looked at Aldric with renewed focus, as if the question had been a challenge.
"Completely," Sora said, in a tone that meant the opposite.
Aldric sat at the counter and ate what she put in front of him, which was braised pork and roasted roots and a broth that was good in a plain honest way, and the thing in his chest was very quiet, the way it went quiet when it was paying close attention.
Outside the window Kettlebrook went dark house by house. The crooked chimney sent smoke in a slightly wrong direction. The cat eventually got off the counter and sat on the floor near Aldric's feet, which he suspected was territorial rather than friendly but he did not move.
When Sora finally closed up for the night she walked past him toward the stairs and paused.
"The commission," she said. "The feeling you described. The feeling more than the flavor." She looked at him with that too-expressive face, something moving in it she was not quite saying. "What does it feel like."
Aldric considered the question honestly for the first time.
Kenji did not push anything forward. He waited.
"Like something that was made for you specifically," Aldric said. "Even if no one knew you were coming."
Sora was quiet for a moment.
Then she nodded once, like she had confirmed something, and went upstairs.
Aldric sat alone in the empty restaurant with the cat against his feet and the candles burning low and the Resonance in his chest doing something quiet and irregular that he did not have a name for yet.
From somewhere inside the irregular rhythm Kenji thought, very softly: yeah. That's exactly what it feels like.
Neither of them said anything else.
The candles burned down.
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