Chapter 0: 2x Prologue?

Hello my name is Kiki March, I am a 24 year old university student. I am handsome, smart and rich. Really really rich. I have black eyes and beautiful fluffy pink hair. My dream is to one day become a cat and be spoiled by my beautiful rich girlfriend. Funfact I currently have a beautiful rich girlfriend! How? Well let's just say being a little tiny mini bit crazy is attractive :) (At least in fantasy, remember everyone real crazy people are dangerous!) As for my reason for writing this diary right now, well I somehow have to keep my sanity level up to a certain level, otherwise I might really go crazy one day haha :3. 

Anyway let's stop the formal introduction and start with what I am doing right now! Well today is the 4th year anniversary since me and my girlfriend got together and I am currently baking a cute strawberry short cake to surprise her at work! I am sure she will love the surprise! While I am waiting for the cake to finish baking, I will continue writing this diary on the counter. Wait why do I smell something burning? 

Kiki looks behind him and is completely panicking. "AHHHHHH MY CHAIR!!!" that's right somehow our protagonist here forgot about the mint scented candle he lit up and managed to burn his favorite wooden chair. Well the other three chairs and table got also burned but Kiki ignored them. After all his favorite chair was more important than those no named NPC chairs and table. 

Kiki tried to grab the fire extinguisher but tripped on a slipper that he lost 10 minutes ago. Luckily for Kiki his rich girlfriends apartment had an automatic water sprinkler and the fire died with no story importance at all. "Phew that was dangerous. AH! But luckily my cake finished baking! There we have it a beautiful cute strawberry shortcake with cat ears! Now I only need to put it into a cute box and then off we go! I can't wait to see my honey again!"

But Kiki suddenly realised, he nearly forgot something really important that's right, he nearly left the house with his heart patterned pajamas! "AH! Your are absolutely right mysterious voice, I nearly forgot to change my clothes! Thank you for reminding me!" No problem Kiki. No problem...

Phew thanks to the mysterious voice in my head, I changed my clothes into some stylish outdoor clothes and went straight to the super elite company my girlfriend is working at! I went to the reception and asked, "Hello I am here to deliver a special surprise for my girlfriend!" and gave the nice receptionist a bright smile. "OH! You must be the annoying boyfriend [rich girlfriend] talked about. Nice to meet you, yeah usually I wouldn't let non company workers in, but I love drama, so here is a keycard for the elevator. Your girlfriend is on the top floor with the CEO." 

Kiki through some miracle didn't hear any of the direct implications and just took the keycard. "Thank you for the keycard!" Kiki went to the elevator. Kiki entered the elevator and swiped the keycard on the scanner. His mind was only filled with love and zero braincells. Kiki's only goal right now was to go to the top floor and surprise his girlfriend. 

"Hey mysterious voice, how many floors do I have to go?" Kiki you just entered the elevator "And?" Kiki... the elevator won't go up by itself, so please press the elevator button first. "AHH! I knew I forgot something" Kiki pressed the button for the top floor. "Hey mysterious voice, can you please fast forward the elevator, so that I already arrived at the top floor?" No that would be against the rules of this world. "Pretty please" Kiki says with a cute expression. 

....

Well... rules are meant to be broken. 

Kiki arrived on the top floor in one second. "YIPPEE! Thank you mysterious voice!" No problem Kiki, well if you will excuse me. I will now go to the data logs and delete the files of me breaking the rules. Now be a nice little protagonist and don't cause any trouble while I am away. Do you understand Kiki? "Yes! Don't worry mysterious voice I am just going to see my rich girlfriend and celebrate our 4th year anniversary together!" Alright see you later then Kiki. 

I left. I left Kiki alone and went to the elevator. Unlike our protagonist Kiki I can't just skip the long ride. Listening to the elevator music was boring it, but luckily for me I only needed to go up one floor. Haa. my job as the mysterious voice is truly difficult. I went to the upper receptionist and asked, "Hey uhm could I go to the data logs, I accidentally said my real name and that caused my protagonist I am in charge of to explode, so I would need to go inside and rewind the time if possible." As always the receptionist was on her phone watching a livestream of a super cute heroine realizing she reincarnated in a otome game. Well not as cute as Kiki but anyways let's just go in. So I went inside.

I went to the big sphere in the middle of the room and searched for my Kiki's data. Ah here it is,  [2x Kiki I am in absolute despair and have a tragic past!] and here are the current logs ([redacted] broke the rules and sped up time) and delete. Alright let's go back to Kiki. I went out of the data log room. "Hello just wanted to say I finished rewinding time, so I will be going back now, so have a nice day." The receptionist finally looked at me and said, "Did you say something?" I shook my head with the blankest expression I can make and left without saying a word. After that awkward interaction, I finally arrived back to my floor, I immediately went to look at Kiki.

Kiki was crying on the ground, his rich girlfriend was in the farthest office corner and held an unconscious CEO in her arms. "G-g-get away from me!!! YOU CRAZY PSYCHOPATH!!! YOU MONSTER!!!" She shouted in fear. 

"WAAA!!! Mysterious voice you are back!!! [rich girlfriend] cheated on me!!! I am so sad!!! WAAA!!!!" Kiki just kept crying in the most dramatic way possible. [To be continued]