Chapter 32:

The Opening

No Off Switch?! They Summoned Me as the Flood, but I Just Want to Make One Perfect Cream Puff


The doors came open at ten and they did it with a band.

Four men with cornets on the second terrace, playing something with a lot of going up in it.

Cornets?

They've got a band for a room full of water.

I'd been on those steps since eight with a gray animal in my apron and flour still in the creases of my knuckles.

Two nights.

Two nights!

I came up through the floor of a supper and nobody in this city has told me to go home.

They hadn't built anything for it, and I want that written where somebody can find it.

They took a door off a passage that has stood eight hundred years. They put a rail down one side of the steps. They hung a cloth over the mark on the bronze.

Then they sold standing room on the terraces.

"Copper," said Ottar, at my elbow, to somebody who was not me.

"You're charging. In Vasa."

"I'm charging in Vasa," said Ottar. "There's four hundred up there who've never seen a door opened in their lives, and I've got the only board on this stair."

He got a board up the hill!

There was a second board at the top of those steps and it wasn't his.

Painted, in a hand better than mine, with the price on it by the barrel and a line under it saying where you paid.

The two women in front of me read it twice each, then stopped reading and started telling each other about it.

"That's a good price."

"It's a very good price."

"It's better than my sister pays at the bridge, and my sister lives at the bridge."

A good price!

That's him, and it took me two months, and he has never had to be unkind about one thing.

My jaw's gone tight and my hands are in my apron. That's anger, and it's at a board.

"It's a room with water in it," said a woman further up, to her own party, in the voice you keep for somebody else's day out. "I don't know what we've all come out for."

A woman on the step above me put her hand on the new rail, and the rail moved.

That's not in.

So I took hold of it to hold it still for her.

Six feet of it came out of the stone in my hands with the pins hanging off the ends, and went down the steps one at a time, ringing.

Tang. Tang. Tang.

"I'll put it back—"

"You will not," said the woman, and stood where she was without a rail, the way people here do.

"IS SHE ALLOWED TO DO THAT?!" said somebody two steps up, to the whole flight.

"You have taken a rail off a public stair," said Yulen, beside me, with the thin book shut.

"It was loose."

"It was new this morning."

"It was loose and it was new," I said, and he did the thing with his mouth he does before a correction, and did not make one.

Ears hot enough to bake on. Ashamed, and it's about ironwork.

Onnik was up those steps before the ringing stopped.

"IS THAT ONE?"

"Weller says a rail's a fixture. My father says a thing you can carry down a stair in two hands is furniture by the bottom—"

"WRITE DOWN THAT I OBJECTED," Weller shouted, from four steps below, "AND THAT VASA ISN'T A WARD."

"A ward doesn't stop at a gate," I said.

Onnik went down at a run to tell four hundred people his father's own sentence.

Who told him he could?

Consort Ovel came down to the cloth at half past with his cuffs done and no coat on.

He doesn't have a herald. He has never needed one, and I've watched four hundred people go quiet for him twice now.

"I hold the use of this room from the crown," he said, and every word came out entire, all the way to the end of it. "I am going to say what it is, because you will hear it worse from a clerk."

"SAY IT, THEN," somebody bellowed off the bridge, and it was not a Vasa voice.

That's my ward!

"A Cistern holds," said Ovel. "Nothing comes back out of it unmeasured. That is what the room is and that is all it is."

Then he said the rest of it, pleasantly, in the sun, with the band put away.

The band packed up while he was talking, which I wouldn't have done in front of him.

Two clerks came behind him with a table and set it in the wet, and there was a queue at it before the fourth leg was down.

A queue!

Around the corner in a minute!

A queue for a thing that hasn't been sold yet, and I've stood in one of these.

Who signs for a room like that?

The head is open. The Cistern feeds the city's pipes from today.

Every standpipe, every terrace fountain and every tank in Vasa comes off that room now. The water is priced by the barrel and the price is on a board at the top of the steps.

You can't put a price on it. It was never yours to price.

"And the plates?" said Yulen, from the step below me.

"The plates stay on the wall," said Ovel. "Nobody is taking a name off a wall. That is not a thing I would do and it is not a thing anybody would pay me for."

He means it!

That's the worst part of him. He means every word he says and he sleeps like a baby.

Mira was three steps down with the slate against her chest and her chin up, and didn't look at me once while he said it.

Where were all these people when it was under them?

Her name is on that wall.

Cut this summer, in a hand nobody knew, at the end of the row where the brass is still bright.

And now it's a supply.

"Mira."

"Don't."

"I'm going to say it anyway—"

"I know what you're going to say and I signed it," said Mira. "In a cup, on a desk, with a clerk watching. It bought a coat and a breakfast and a year of not sitting in that lane holding a spoon."

She's had it ready.

Since a window on a hill.

She's been waiting for somebody to make her say it.

"It's on a wall."

"It's on a wall," said Mira, "and there's rows of them going back into the dark, and every one is somebody, and you're the only person I've ever met who's angry about it."

Can I say a fifteen-year-old frightens me? I'm saying it.

Shu came out of the apron on its own feet and went down two steps, gray as a wet floor, in front of a capital.

They'd opened the head at ten and a head shut eight hundred years doesn't open clean. There was a wet line across the bottom of the steps, spreading for the terrace edge.

It put that whole mouth in and drank.

Glut. Glut glut glut.

The stripe came up floor, then pigeon, then plum, and went the hot pink on a public stair with four hundred people looking into it.

"IT'S DOING IT!" said Lady Io, from the rail. "IT'S DOING IT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY! LOOK AT THE COLOR OF IT—"

"Io—"

"I HAVE TOLD SIX PEOPLE ABOUT THAT ANIMAL THIS WEEK AND NOT ONE OF THEM BELIEVED THE STRIPE."

Then the bridge started, and I want to do this bit properly.

They'd come up from Kanal. All of them, on foot, on a working morning, four hours up a hill in the heat.

Anzo had his hat on the back of his head. Tulk had brought his mother's stick and not his mother. Sarel had her arms folded, and Weller had a piece of paper.

And Baba Dova was in the middle of them in her clogs with the strap off her arm, holding the bridge rail with her good hand.

She walked it.

Four hours!

Seventy-odd, one arm no use to her, and she walked every step of it to stand where I could see her.

"THAT'S HER," Dova told the bridge, and the terraces, and the whole of that side of the city. "THE ONE ON THE STEPS. THAT'S MINE."

"Dova—"

"SHE FILLED EVERY BATH IN MY WARD FOR A MONTH AND SHE NEVER TOOK A COPPER FOR ONE OF THEM, AND I'M SAYING SO IN A CITY WHERE THEY'VE JUST PUT A PRICE ON A PUDDLE."

Then Onnik got through the legs at the front of that bridge and came up the terrace steps at a run with the rest of it.

"Anzo wants the price by the barrel. He's had a pot on since five."

"Tell him it's on a board."

"He can't read a board from a bridge," said Onnik. "Tulk wants to know if a bridge is a ward. Weller says it isn't a ward, it's a bridge, and that's the entire difficulty, and he's written to the office about it twice."

Twice!

Proud of him, and he'd want terms for it.

"And Sarel?"

"Sarel says she's seen it now," said Onnik, "and she's going home."

Hungry, and nobody has fed me since a supper I put two inches of water in.

Four hours up a hill to look at a door for a minute and go home.

And she'd tell you that was the sensible thing, and she'd be right, and I'd still rather she stayed.

"There's a woman shouting on the bridge," said somebody above me on the terrace, bored.

"There is," I said. "She's mine."

Warm all the way down to the feet.

And I've got nowhere to put my face, so I'm putting it in the animal.

Onnik shouted a thing about a roster that nobody up here understood and everybody down there did.

Blorp.

I got it standing on a broken stair with a hot pink animal under my arm, and it came out of a jar.

At Fujimori's the boss kept a jar behind the counter and everybody's tips went in it, all year, mine as well. At the season he counted it out on the table and it was a good evening.

Then one year he spent the jar on a new sign for the front, and it was a good sign, and everybody said so, and he stood in the street looking up at it with his arms folded.

It was our money. We paid for a sign we then had to stand under.

Every drop in that room went in one plate at a time, off children, on a Tuesday, for eight hundred years. Mira's went in this summer.

They are going to sell this city water it already gave them.

Right.

I put Shu in the apron and went down the steps, past the cloth, past two men who moved.

"Where are you going?" said Mira.

"Down."

"Ame." Yulen came off his step. "The room is full to two feet under the roof and there is a rail off the stair and I have not written one word since the road."

"Then come and don't write it."

Nobody stopped me. Two men at the cloth looked at each other and did the thing this city does instead of stopping you, which is to write down the time.

Ken says they always let you through the last door.

A dragon!

What I've got is a broken rail and a wet animal.

Behind me, at the top, Consort Ovel said it to my back without raising his voice at all, and four hundred people heard it anyway.

"What is it you imagine you are going to do with it?"

Amayas
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