[Male protagonist's] Bucket List

✩ Learn to drive √

✩ Move out from parent’s house ✗

✩ G̶e̶t̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶j̶o̶b̶ Get a job I don’t hate ✗

✩ G̶e̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶o̶g̶? Get a cat ✗

✩ Go to McRonald’s and ask for a happy meal with extra happy √

✩ Make a new topping combination for pizza √✩ Go to college ✗

✩ Ride a space whale ✗

✩ Finish this bucket list ✗

✩ S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶

✩ W̶h̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶c̶e̶s̶?̶

✩ I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶e̶r̶a̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶.̶.̶.̶

✩ F̶i̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶I̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶d̶d̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶!̶!̶!̶

✩ Definitely, never ever ever ever kidnap someone on a spaceship, especially a cute girl, not even by accident!!!!!