A fight and some blondes

Our heroes had a bit of fun and Kakashi contacted Josip to tell him to eat the protein bar and his team as well since that plasma bullet passed them and hit the earth. They couldn't be sure they would be able to stop the alien invasions if an unknown race attacks.

"I think we should get some rest now because we are going back to space tomorrow." (Petra)

"I agree with Petra, we can't fight tired." (Ivan)

"Let's go to bed then." (Kakashi)

They all went to their rooms and slept.

In the morning they went in their shuttle and prepared to get launched into space.

"Here we goooo" (Ivan)

'''I love this paaaart''' (The boys)

'''I haaate this paaaart' (The girls)

The shuttle launched into space.

They arrived into orbit and asked Kage how long they have.

"I believe you got two more hours before the insects start arriving." (Kage)

"Then what does everyone want to do for 2 hours?" (Marina)

'''We are going to read the room manual!''' (The boys)

With the boys reading the room manual and the girls enjoying a cup of tea they waited for the insects to arrive.

"They are coming, but they aren't attacking, does anyone know why is it so?" (Petra)

"They are forming ranks, they are trying to surround us. Attack them now everyone! We can't let them surround us!" (Kakashi)

They all attacked the insects, but they didn't notice that every 100th insect is like the commander from the last fight and every 1000th is a different insect with a big horn on its head.

"There are thousands of them! We need to break through again if we think of defeating them!" (Ivan)

"We can do it!!" (Okuma)

"Kyaaaa" (Marina)

Marina shot a laser beam and just broke through to the next level of power.

"I can now shoot a stronger laser and for a longer time too!" (Marina)

"We need to all break through!" (Okuma)

"AAARGH" (Ivan) "I broke through too!"

"GGGGRRRR" (Petra) "Me too"

All our heroes broke through one after another and started destroying insects all over the place, and after a long excruciating battle only 6 insects were left and all were horned giants that were very rare.

"These small fries can't do anything right!" (One of the horned insects)

"We can take them out ourselves these puny humanoids!" (Another horned insect)

"Attack!" (3rd horned insect)

They all started battling each hero against their own horned insect.

Fighting was going on for 5 hours now in total and the horned insects tirelessly kept attacking and spitting some acid from their horns.

It was then that Kakashi became insanely angry.

"AAAARRGHHHH" (Kakashi) "I think I've broken through again!"

He instantly fried 2 insects with a laser beam and the other 4 were mauled in with the small titanium balls.

"How the hell did you break through twice in one day? I think Kage said something about this" (Ivan)

"Yeah its crazy, isn't it? Oh wait, I'm not too we-" (Kakashi fainting)

"We need to take him back into the ship ASAP!" (Petra)

They laid him down on his bed and used the blanket to fasten him into it, they ran and got wet towels and put cold wet bandages over his forehead and a few on his chest, and also they grated some potatoes and put them on his feet to suck out the fever from him since one started already.

"Thank god Kage told us about this!" (Ivana)

"He would be a goner if Kage didn't tell us how to treat this." (Marina)

"All we can do now is wait and pray. If Kage was correct he will be awake tomorrow, but he won't be able to fight for a week. Kage, are there any battles in the next week?" (Okuma)

"There is one, but I think you will make it without Kakashi." (Kage)

"What is it? How can you be so sure that we will win?" (Petra)

"Well if Kage said so, I think we won't have any problems dealing with them." (Ivan)

"There will be a race of humanoids similar to what you would call goblins here." (Kage)

'''Humanoids!?''' (The Girls)

"Yes, but they only want to fight and are controlled by their testosterone levels, you girls will change your mind once you hear them. They are able to fight in these interplanetary wars only because they managed to copy a spacecraft from another species that crashed on their planet." (Kage)

"Oh, they are just a bunch of dumbasses?" (Ivan)

"Yes." (Kage)

"We can have a nice few days until they come right?" (Okuma)

"Yes, you have 4 days until they arrive here." (Kage)

"Thank you Kage sama." (Okuma)

The next morning Kakashi woke up with a headache

"I feel like I'm hangover but times five." (Kakashi)

"Kage said it would be like that if you survive." (Ivan)

'''Thank god you survived!''' (The girls)

"We can't get rid of you that easy, can't we?" (Ivan)

"I'm not going down without a fight!" (Kakashi)

"I know you won't!" (Okuma)

They all got breakfast in Kakashi's room and took care of Kakashi, his bandages needed changing, and he couldn't move a lot.

Days passed and the day of the battle came

"I can go out too." (Kakashi)

"No, you stay young man! You know you can't do anything for 3 more days!" (Petra)

"Sorry guys, I will be back out there in no time!" (Kakashi)

Our heroes, without Kakashi, went outside.

"There they are, they will be here in less than 30 seconds." (Okuma)

"Nice eye Okuma!" (Ivan)

"Prepare to fight, everyone." (Marina)

"There is only 5 of them! And they don't even have a ship!" (Alien 1)

"There are 3 females there!" (Alien 2)

"If you give us those 3 women, we might spare your planet, after all, there is 9 of us here! Perfect match!" (Alien 3)

"I would rather die than let you have your way with them!" (Okuma)

"Me too!" (Ivan)

The battle started. Alien humanoids had a very strong hull on their ship. Our heroes couldn't penetrate it.

"You know you can't do anything to us, give up!" (Alien 2)

"Yes, this is the strongest metal in this whole galaxy, you can't punch through it!" (Alien 1)

"Guys I think I'm breaking through!!" (Ivan)

Ivan broke through, but he still couldn't do anything to the hull of that ship.

"I am breaking through too!" (Marina)

'''Me too.''' (Petra, Okuma and Ivana)

They all broke through, but still, they couldn't do anything to that ship's hull, even all together.

"Wait, I got an idea!" (Ivana)

Ivana flew to the ship avoiding the bullets and rockets of that ship.

Knock-Knock

Ivana knocked on the door of the ship.

"Who is it? What you want?" (Alien 4)

"I'm a female of my race, my friends are fighting you now, and I came here to ask you to let me in, so we can all have sex." (Ivana)

"Open the door" (Alien 5)

The alien opened the door and vacuum threw them all outside and froze them to death.

"Am I smart, or am I smart?" (Ivana)

"They are the true blondes of our galaxy!" (Ivan)

"Why blondes?" (Okuma)

"There are many jokes regarding blonde stupidity in Croatia hahahaha." (Ivana)

They all went back into the ship laughing and Kakashi was waiting there.

"YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!" (Kakashi)

"That reaction was priceless ahahahaha." (Ivan)

"Sorry to interrupt you all but there is a planet that wishes to make you their ally, it's a new planet inside these wars, so you didn't see it when you looked around for allies yourself." (Kage)